Zhizha ratova kwatiri kuenda kwatiri, uye munhu wese atoyeuka kuti mwaka wegungwa munguva pfupi, akatanga kuderedza uremu. Isuwo tinoderedza uremu. Kubva gore rapfuura! Asi mumufananidzo kana mufaro mubvunzo wakakura. Wedu munyori, Lily Mazikina, ane mafungiro ayo pane ino nyaya. Isu tinoburitsa pasina bhiri. Nekuti neimwe nzira zvinhu zvese zviripo :)
Ini ndoziva vakadzi vazhinji vane hanya nedhongi rake. Asi saka chengetedza mbichana mweni, saamai vangu, vanokwanisa kuva vashoma. Kubva pamakore gumi nerimwe-gumi nemaviri, ndakateerera kurudziro imwechete:
- Ah, usazowana zvachose. Gara pasi pamucheto. Uye ipapo iwe une dhongi rinorwadza mafuta, uye rinoonekwa kwazvo.
"Pamucheto," ndinonyatsoona, "mushure memaawa mashoma embizi, mbongoro haingangove mafuta, asi zvakare chisinganzwisisike. Ine nguva yakajeka yekudzora. Ini ndinonzwisisa kuti munhu wese ane kudzikisira pakati peasshole. Asi ivo vanazvo, kwete kupfuura.
- Ipapo pane zvishoma kusvetuka nguva dzese. Strain. Panguva imwe chete yaunoranga.
Ndakaedza kufungidzira kuti ndogadzirisa sei fizikisi kana vommat, ndichifamba pamusoro pembongoro yakatsauka, uye ndikasangana nechiso.
- Mwari, nei, nei uine mbongoro yakachena kudaro? - Anonetseka amai.
"Nekuti ndine mafuta ese," ndakareva. - Nei ungave wakaonda?
"Unogona kuve wakakora matipi, unogamuchirwa," akadaro amai vakataura zvakajeka. - Dodmen pasi pematipi anovhundutsa parutivi tits nezvipfeko. Asi mbongoro inotyisa zvizere pamberi pekuona.
"Zvimwe ndine pfupa rakakura," ndakadaro ndichiwirirana.
- Zvakanaka, iwe unogadzira chii? Unowana kupi pfupa rakakura?
- Munaambuya vangu, wangu anokudzwa Sophia Androvna.
- Sofya Andrevna aingori tolstoy, uye pfupa rake raive neshiri. Uye ndine shiri. Hapana kwese kutora pfupa rakakura.
- Hazvina sei kwauri? Uye madzitateguru angu andairambidza pamusoro pazvo ini zvandakanyorera kuraira kwako mukunyora mugiredhi rechitanhatu?
- Ah, vangani vaivamo uye apo ... pamberi pako, maini genera avo akauya kwauri - katsi yaive nguo. Iwe unongova nembongoro yakakora, uye neizvi iwe unofanirwa kuita chimwe chinhu, uye hapana achakutora iwe wakaroora.
"Amai, hapana munhu achanditorera, munondizivisa nezvazvo kanenge kaviri pazuva."
- uye nembongoro kunyanya. Icho chiArab yeKalm yekutengesa, - Amai vava munhu akadaro sokunge achiverengera hurongwa hwezvikamu zviviri. Akapihwa zvisina kunaka masisitimu aya, saka ini handireve "kumeso kwakapusa."
Zvino kana Junior A. (kugadzira zvese zvisati zvazvarwa zvisati zvazvarwa, zvine ruremekedzo kukumbira mwanasikana wamai vake neruremekedzo), ndakatendeukira kwaari ndokuti:
- A. Ini ndine dhirafu rakakora!
"Hazvina basa nazvo kuti," jaya rakapindura risati rasvika, A. Amai vakasununguka vakafara panzvimbo pokupokana, vakamupa ruoko rwemwanasikana wake. Zvakangodaro, kupokana pamusoro pe "kuroora hakuzoiti" kubva kuna Mwari kutaura hakuna kunyangarika chero kupi.
Ndisina kutsigira Asshole Kutya, ndakavanda pamba, akarega kutaura naamai vangu, akaroora uye akabereka. Ipapo mwanasikana wangu akadzidza kugara. Ipapo amai vangu vakaoneka pameso angu. Nenzira, ndakaroora zvese kuti vechidiki A., uye tenda Mwari. Kunyangwe kushivirira kwake kuzvishingisa zvishongo zvinondibaya.
Mushure mekutakura uye kubereka mwana, mapfupa angu anonamira kubva kwese kupi, kunze kwechipfuva. Chipfuva chakasvika saizi yakadaro, sekunge mbongoro yese yakakurumbira ichizotamira ikoko kuti vagare nezvinhu, uye mavhoriyamu akadai emukaka wekugadzirwa, izvo zvandakanga ndakamirira iyo yakakodzera kuhurumende. Hurumende, Zvinosuruvarisa, haina kukurumidza.
Sezvandakatanga kunzwa amai vangu pavakandionazve, yaive:
- Anogara sei nedhongi rakasimba kudaro?
- Iwe hauna kana kumuona! Yake yakajairika mbongoro! - Ndakatsamwa.
- Anogara sei nembongoro yako? - akagadzirwazve amai vanozivikanwa. Ndakashanduka kuita mbiri uye ndakamupa kuti andishe nemunwe padivi kuti ndive nechokwadi chekuti ndine pfupa.
"Iyi inhere," ndakadaro. - Ass akagara munguva yakapfuura.
"Izvo zvinodikanwa kana iwe ukagara, uchigunun'una zvishoma pamusoro payo," Amai vakadaro zvakare. - kupomba uye akapihwa. Nekuti iyo pelvis isina dhongi - inotyisa. Izvi zvinyoro nyoro. Hapana munhu ... KH-KH ... achangobva kukusiya iwe.
Ndakaratidza kuti ndinogunun'una sei pambongoro, uye mumaziso angu ndinobatana nePHP Code, uye ndikasendama.
Mbongoro yakaonekwa. Akanyangarika. Akazviratidza kumashure. Yakachengetedzwa cellulite. Akakanganwira cellulite. Ndakarambana. Ndakagara pane saiti. Ndakaroora uye ndichinetseka nedambudziko rehukama. Mashubudhi edhongi nevarume vakaomesa musoro haana kuwirirana muhurongwa hwangu hwehupenyu. Kunyangwe rwiyo.
Hazvina basa. Nguva nenguva, amai vangu vanoonekwa vari pameso angu uye vanondida kusvetukira padanda rangu rakashinga.
Nenzira, ndine hurombo nemanyorero asina kuonana.