Pasinei nenyaya yekuti kushambadzira kunotisimbisa kuti mukadzi uyu anonyanya kutivimbisa kunyange pazera rinonzwisisika kuti atarise asina mhosva-grader, muvakadzi vanotarisa vadiki kupfuura makore avo, pane izvo matambudziko mazhinji!
1. Yokusingaperi yakasarudzika: ndipe doro!
Pasina pasipoti, ingangoita kuti ubude mumba - nguva dzese dzaunofanira kubuda kubva pazvinhu zvakakura uye simbisa kuti iwe watove wakakura uye usaende kuhari. Uye iwe watove neyechipiri foto inoiswa, Nata-ka! Asi kana iwe uchiteerera nyika mukuregererwa - zvese hazvifanirwe kudururira kusuwa kwako. Uye zvisinei nekuti yakawanda sei battender? Ndinofunga, zvakare, Kozhenka!) Kuti iwe unyatsoda dambudziko rekushushikana senge kushungurudzika kwakadaro, sedare rekushungurudzika ... Gada, kwete rezinesi rekutyaira, kana diploma yemumiriri. Iwe uri - Wunder, uye pfungwa yacho. Inwa mukaka.2. Ini ndinogona kutoda!
Paunopedzisira uchipfuura Hard Passport Control, ini ndakasvika kuFirimu Rangano "18+", ivo vachiri kukutarisa sekunge iwe wapukunyuka kubva kuzvidzidzo uye zvakaburitswa kubva kune dema stroke. Zvakaringana, kunyangwe iwe hauna kuratidza pano, hapana chinhu chitsva. Ndiri kushamisika kuti chii chichava kana iwe ukaisa yako pikicha chikamu? Iwe zvakare unopa mhosva mukuona zvinonyadzisira mwana? ..
3. "Juicy" Amai
Sezvo akanakidzwa newe mumba memugwagwa asina kuora, vanhu vakapfeka jira chena, saka, musikana anorumbidzwa kwazvo kuti wakauya kuzoshanyira amai vangu, asi wobva wanonoka kuenda kuchikoro. Chii? Wakazvarwa nezuro here? Ohohyushi, ino nyika inotenderera kupi ?! Urikuita sei kuita basa remumba izvozvi kuita nemwana wako pamaoko ako? Zvako zvisina simba zvevasina kusimba kuti iwe watove mumuchato wechipiri, unoonekwa seye shoma yekugeza otmazka.4. Murume anokuvara zvakare
Kana asina kukwana kuti haatariri saPetro pani, zvakare akakura kupfuura iwe, nguva nenguva haafadze: "Mwanasikana wako ndiani?" Uye iye anangoita makore masere. Iye panguva iyoyo nezvebate haisati yambofunga kunyange panguva yemutambo mumwanasikana waamai, akatemerwa nemuvakidzani Lenka!
5. Anotarisa pasi
Nenzira, iwe unowana kunyange zvishoma kupfuura izvo. Uye iwe unoverenga Mamarashvili, uye haachipo. Uye hongu, iwe unoziva kuti chii chinonzi mucheche uye chii chakaungana, uye hachisi. Asi zvakadaro iwe uri "zvidiki", "zvakanyanya", uye "mbeva, zvakanaka, unonzwisisei nezvazvo." Pakutanga zvakatove zvakanaka, asi kazhinji ndezvei! ..6. Zvese nezve Zvichakuyeuchidza
Kutanga, ivo vanofunga kuti iyi inonakidza yekurumbidza - ichinzwa kuti une makore mangani, uchitenderedza maziso uye nekushamisika, wakachengetedzwa sei zvakanaka. Ivo havagadzi kuti 101% yekurumbidza yakanyorwa kwauri zvinonzwika seizvi? Kechipiri, kana mapfundo evatapi venhau vanosvika kwauri, zvirokwazvo vachakubvunza iwe mubvunzo wezvakavanzika zvekunaka kwako nehuduku. Uye iwe uchafanirwa, waaguring, kugara uchireva nhema nezve kusimba kwemaawa 19 pazuva uye masiki aambuya kubva prostokvashi. Zvakanaka, iwe wakazvarwa saka, madhiri! Iwe wadzoka muchipatara chehuswa hwehurume hwembambo! Kwete, usanzwisise kuseka. Zvakanaka, nyora pasi: "Uye zvakare, vakadzi vanodikanwa, iwe unofanirwa kugara uchinyemwerera uye kutaridzika zvakanaka pa ..." Bue.
7. Zvakaoma kuita basa
Ichi chiitiko chakasimba chegweta chine tambo, chinonzwisa tsitsi, izvo zvinosvibisa " Uye iye atove nemutevedzeri musoro. Uye uchiri kutarisa musikana asingaperi pamabhururu. Kunyangwe iwe uchigona uye izvi, uye zviripo, uye zvino ndizvo. Asi hapana chinorema, uye ndizvozvo. Vangave ne zama zava kuti vave matama ezvinyoro kudaro?
8. pedagogarical basa rakafukidzwa
Kana moyo, basa uye diploma uye diploma uye diploma rakakubaya mukudzidzisa, iwe uchafanirwa kuve wakanyanya kusimba. Vadzidzi vechikoro uye vadzidzi vanokufarira muhofisi kekutanga, vanofara kupururudza zvakanyanya: "Ah, nyowani, inotonhorera!" Panguva yakaipisisa - ine muchetura nemapepa emapepa. Mune ramangwana, iwe uchafanirwa kugara uchigara uchikunda chimiro "Ini ndiri mukuru." Iyo neyako tallow-yevashandi vanopihwa neziso rinorema kubva pasi pemazino akaomeswa.9. Zvakaoma kukanganisa chero
Heino tete inonyura kubva kune yechina pane saleswoman sezvo inotaridzika - iyo imwe nhare kubva mumaoko anobva mumaoko anowira pasi. Uye kana ikatanga pamasumbu pasina mutsara - ichabvisa inzwi rake nemhirizhonga chaizvo pakupera kwemubvunzo. Uye kuedza kwako kudzivirira kodzero yavo uye kuzvimiririra tarisa zvachose kusiri kuvimba. Iwe unoteerera vana muyadhi nekusarongeka. Marara akaipa, zvirokwazvo.
10. Usingaperi mudiki, zvachose kudhakwa
Kana mukadzi wekuchembera angofunga kupaza hope dze "wechidiki-zh-zH-zH", nekuda kwechimwe chikonzero curve yaro iri kukuvarira iwe. Rega iwe uchingokupa iwe, kunyangwe iwe wakatanga matambudziko nemajoini pamwe nemajoini.11. zvidiki zvinonamira kwauri
Mucheche, siya. Ini handisati ndambozvinyudza pamberi pezera iro parinotanga kuendesa kuimba yechidiki Padavaniv. Uye kazhinji, ini ndinopesana naPedophilia. Iwe unofunga kuti ndiri mudiki here? Ehe, zvakanaka, mune ino kesi, huya, uchaenderera achiti: "Puzzy Pooh, Heat ..." Havazive, ipapo! Salag. Ini ndinofungawo, zvakare haana kuona iyo phead mumaziso. Shkolota. Uye t-shift nemickey mbeva yabatwa. Mazuva ano yaive svutugadzike, kwete retro.
12. Iwe Unotya Varume Vaine Hana
Zvinoratidzika kuva chete kuti iwe ugone chete newe, kunze kwekunge ficuses chete kukura uye kutamba neiyo delahealalky, sezvakaita naMatilda. Yekodhi ivo vanotya. Uye ivo havadi fikous. Zvakanaka, kusanamatira kuhuma yepasipoti, asi!
13. kuderedzwa kumanikidzwa
Avo vanoita kunge vadiki pane zera ravo, kazhinji vakaderedza kumanikidzwa kweropa. Izvo, chokwadi, zvakanakira kuti vanogara naye kwenguva yakareba kupfuura nekukwiridzwa. Hupenyu Hurefu hweSimbe Futumn Freumn Fly.14. Kune Dhipatimendi Rako Rako, Mucheche!
Kana yako mudiki uye ichivhunduka yekuona yakakura inosanganiswa nezvikamu zvakashata zviyero zvemukati, zvinoenderana nehupenyu panguva imwechete munzira mbiri. Chekutanga, shangu dzako uye zvipfeko zvako zvakakura zvinonyanya kufarirwa neStrawberry uye Bunnies. Uye chechipiri, kunyangwe iwe uchikanda nekwaunodzvanya uye wakavaka sutu yakasimba, mumwe munhu achakutarisa sokunge kuti iwe uri mwana wewakaipa kana kuti matinji akapfeka.
15. Dzimwe nguva unowira muhudiki
Kana munhu wese akakomberedza achikuziva iwe sechidiki, iwe pachako unotanga kuchengeta. Uye zvakanaka zvingave zvisina mhosva mukuvhiringidzika kumaziso, ichiri hunyanzvi hunobatsira. Asi dzimwe nguva ini ndinonyatsoda kusungira mhino iyo iwe yausingakwanise kurarama nechinhu ichi. Kana yakakuvadzwa zvakanyanya neiyo saleswoman kana sysatmin. Stope with buttons, chengetedza! Gadzira zvishoma murombo quota!