Muscovites yakaiswa.
Wese munhu aimonera (kana kushuvira) anotenda kuti hapana munhu anoshanda kuMoscow. Muscevite inouya mangwanani kuhofisi pane yake Maybach uye inopusa inogara muchigaro cheganda kusvika manheru, kunwa Espresso uye kunamata iyo Internet. Manheru, Muscovite, hongu, anodya Sushi, anofamba achipinda mukirabhu akasimba, anoshanyira mapato uye anodya mojito. Nekuti izvi zvese, Mokkich anowana mamirioni emamirioni pazuva, asi zvisingaguti, nekuti zvinoratidzika kwaari kuti anochema zvakanyanya uye anowana zvishoma.Muscovites - zhmoty.
NONOSHIN inoziva kuti kunyangwe aine mamirioni muzana pazuva, Muscovite, kudzidza, kunyangwe naChervitiki, ane chirwere cheGastric Colic. Hapana kana moskvich haazombopi mari kuti mupemhi, haabhadhara muresitorendi yekambani yese uye haazombofunganya nezvematanho akanaka. Mikkvch, ndive tsoka, ndinoziva kuti vamwe vanhu vese vakapamhidzirwa, savaingoita kubva kumweya, iye anogara achibvunza "sei ini?
Muscovites - Snoby
Moskvich - Hellish Snob uye anotenda kuti hapana hupenyu muRailow njanji. Muscovite haazivikanwe kuti Kemerovo uye yekaterinburg - kwete chinhu chimwe chete, uye icho Vladivostok haisi kumwe kune taiga. Chete Moskvich ndinogona kufonera PetroPavlovsk-kamchatsky mune matatu muMoscow uye anoti "masikati akanaka." Muscovite ane chivimbo chekuti mhumhi dzinofamba munzira muTambov, muVologda kune rimwe kuguta reVendispean, uye muVladimir - Vladimir Central uye Mhepo yokumusoro. More Muscovite ane chivimbo chekuti kusanzwisisika kwese kusanzwisisika, kuseka uye hakugone kuva naSushi. Naizvozvo, kutaurirana nemuenzi weguta guru, Moskvich anogara achiita senge mbudzi yekuzvitutumadza.Muscovites mapenzi
Muscovites havazivi chero chinhu kwete chete nezvenyika, asi zvakare nezveguta ravo. Hapana muscovite anofamba chero kupi, kunze kwekunyepedzera makirabhu uye mapato akanaka. Pavapo pamusana wemumuseums, Muscovite, Kazhinji, haatapi, uye kana iwe ukamubvunza nezvezvatanga zvemitambo yekupedzisira, zvinotanga kusunungurwa uye kudzinga basa. Iko kusviba kweMascovites kunozivikanwa kune wese munhu uye nega kwega uye chimwe nechimwe, kunyanya kune mafiresi, ayo, pane kudaro, anenge akangwara uye akangwara.
Muscovites vari kutaura semota
Kutaura kweMoscow kunonyangadza. Hodhi hurukuro sokunge kuti ane sushi inoshamisa mumuromo make, uye kubva pane izvi iye anogunun'una, anotambudza mavheti uye anonyangadza akare. Muscovite paanoti "uye nasha kuMaskwa", ini ndoda kuvhara muhuro yake espresso pamwe chete nekapu.Muscovites nguva dzese kumhanya kune imwe nzvimbo
Imwe neimwe Muscovite ine mbeu matatu ari mubani. Zvikasadaro, maitiro ekutsanangura chokwadi chekuti kumhanya kwekufamba kweMuscovite inguva katatu kumusoro kupfuura kumhanya kwekufamba kwemunhu akajairika? Kunyanya munzira, kana iwe uchinzwisisa kuti zvakangoerekana zvambozviona muboka retsanins uye kumanikidzwa kumhanya pamwe nemunhu wese, kana kufa.
Muscovites vanonoka
Pasinei nokumhanya kusingaperi, Moskvich haambofi chero nguva. Panguva imwecheteyo, Muscovite haazofizve uye haazonyepedzeri kunonoka, asi ave Jesusit kunyarara uye achimanikidza kubata zvisirizvo kuti amirire, zvakanyanya uye kufunga zvakanyanyisa. Kana Moskvich paachaonekwa, haazokumbira ruregerero nekunonoka, asi achazviita senge chero chinhu chisina kuitika, chinomwa espresso uye chinyorwe uye kunyunyuta nezve traffic jams.Muscovites akaseka pamusoro
Haana kunge musangano musangano unosangana Nevhthvich, anotanga kumunyadzisa, kutuka munzira dzose kumunyomba. Semuenzaniso, hapana Muscovite achakuudza nzira uye kunyange edza kutungamira iyo isina-hemate mukati - zvekuti anorasikirwa uye akafa. Kana Moskvich achiona isina-shopzinesi rezenisi pamotokari, ichanyatsocheka mota yakadaro kana kutsiva. Pasi pechishandiso chebasa reNevoskvich, zvakasiyana neMuscoite, vachazotyisa kutyisa. Nyaya yakaparadzana nemabhiza. Muscovites haawanike kwavari, uye kana vakaroora - hupenyu hwavo hwese hunopedzerwa neProvenciality uye chishuwo chekuwana pekugara kweMetropolitan.
Muscovites vane chivimbo chekuti pane yavo "maskva" mwenje wose wakawa seWedge
Muscovite ine chivimbo chekuti nezve yavo idiotic moscow, zviroto zvevose zvematunhu, uye zvakatowanda zvigunwe. Naizvozvo, chero, kunyange asina mhosva, mutsara weNevvich Musice anoita kuti zvidhinha uye zvinyararire: "Ehe, iwe chete iwe Caisso." Muchokwadi, iyi Moscow nafig yakaiswa kune chero munhu, asi edza kutsanangura izvi kune guta guru snob? "Nei uchititevera" ipapo "? - anobvunza, chinyararire kugeda.Moskvich Muscovich BRO
Chinhu chinonyanya kukosha ndechekuti Muscovites havatongi chete marovhu, asiwo mumwe nemumwe. Mumwe nemumwe akatonyanya. MuMoscow, hapana ushamwari kana hukama hwemhuri. Kunyangwe hama dzepedyo dzinogara munhu wese mugomba ravo uye dzinowanikwa chete pakurangarira uye nekumurangarira uye kunwa kunwa uye kudya naSushi. Uye hapana nziyo dzokutamba uye kutamba kusvika mangwanani, kwete "pfungwa", asi chete hurukuro yemamita mukati meMoscow mugwagwa weMoscow, iyo muscovite inodedera sehuku pamusoro pezai. Goridhe.
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