Bavuga ko hariho nyirabukwe, ubwenge kandi utaravuzwe izina kandi natwe, twizera. Twe na muri Santa Claus twizera, kuko mubuzima hagomba kubaho ahantu habi. Ariko, nkuko imyitozo irerekana, igitangaza ntigikora buri gihe.
INKINGI
Nyirabukwe avuga ko gitunguranye mugihe wahisemo kuruhuka gato. Nkuko bikabara umwanya ukwiye - siyanse ntikiramenyekana, ariko ugomba kuryama kumurongo wamabati washenwe hamwe na tableti mukiganza kimwe na mojito mu cyumba. Intego ye nukugutera isoni (byaba byiza, birumvikana, hamwe numukunzi wa mulatte, ariko "Mojito" nabyo bizamanuka). "Oh. Ntabwo ndi ku gihe? , Kuruhuka kwidagadura, umukobwa. " Menya neza ko nyuma yumunota aje "Umukene" yashakanye numusinzi. Araburira.Icyemezo: Hatabayeho guhamagarwa mbere yurugero, nyirabukwe ntibyemewe. Inshuro ebyiri zizababazwa, hanyuma zirashirwaho.
Tera Umubyeyi Schchami
"Wabuze ibiro. Niki? Ntushobora guteka "? "Nyirabukwe azavuga rwose ko iyo" umukene "azamusanga nyuma yo gukora ibanga muri wewe. Hamwe nawe, azarimburwa kandi atanga ikintu nka: "Kushayi-kurya, mwana wanjye. Nubwo mama wishimishije, "kugirango abantu bose bamenyekanye, ninde mugore ukwiye hano, kandi ninde utambitse muri pin. Kandi ntugerageze gutanga urwitwazo na Bruschetta yawe nandi marenga muri GASCON. Gusa isupu ya buri cyumweru ya nyina irashobora gusubiza umukene mubuzima.
Icyemezo: Ukuboko numwubaha. Witonze ushyire resept yigitangaza. Gusezeranya kumenya ejo. Kumanota neza.
Sniper Kurasa
Uri umuntu muzima, bityo uzabikeshejwe. Nibyiza, hari umuyaga wubwoya kuri dogere mirongo cyenda, cyangwa ku buryo utabishaka. Noneho, Imana ikubangamira mu buryo bworoshye bw'ubutavu busangira ibyo na nyirabukwe. Amakosa yawe yose yinjiye muri selire itandukanye, irasesengurwayo, hanyuma umugabane utangwa munsi yisusi "Isuzuma ryawe". Ndetse no mu myaka mirongo itatu, nyirabukwe azakwibuka kandi ananiwe kandi yibagirwa umwana w'umusatsi. Gusa kugirango utaruhuka.Icyemezo: Nta kintu na kimwe nyirabukwe kutavuga, ariko niba rwose bizasaba "uwukatirira" guceceka, nk'abasabira ababana. Ninde? Gusunika.
Itapi yo kwinuba
"Ikintu na cyo cyongeye kunywa," "Wanjugunye" na "Nta muntu uzanzanira nyina wa kera wa Kefirchik." Umenyereye? Mama arasaba kwitabwaho! Niba utwaye neza, hanyuma umusarani watsinzenye, ibicurane by'ingurube bizajya kwimuka, kunyeganyega k'ubwonko na bubonic, bityo uracyagomba guca nyirabukwe mu mujyi wose. Mubyukuri, biragaragara ko icyorezo cya bubonic cyaranduye, ariko hari isafuriya nisoni.
Icyemezo: Genda, ufite isupu, umva amazimwe. Kwihangana. Fata urwenya. Amaherezo, uzigera ushaje.
Ibikorwa byo Gutandukana
Azavuga ati: "Mbere yuko utabikora," mutegereze iminwa ye mu buryo bugaragara. Kandi rero bifite ireme kuri hamwe na Maron menyesha ko "mbere," ni mbere yo gushyingirwa nawe. Niba umuhungu wawe atarangije bihagije, Mama, azasobanura imbeba ku ntoki ze, iteye ubwoba yabaye, indwara ya crochkin. Kurugero, kugeza ubu umwana utababaye agenda mu mwanya wumwaka ushize, amwe muri bo agura inkweto za gatanu. Kandi iyi "muntu" ahora buri gihe yigira make kugirango agire ifunguro rya bastard. Muri rusange, umuntu kuva kera yarinze ijosi rya Crochkina akagenda. Bigenda he? Ntakibazo. Muri Saratov, urugero.Icyemezo: Twizeye ko umugabo wawe ari umugabo ushyira mu gaciro, ufite imitekerereze myiza kandi isetsa neza. Nibyiza, kumugura inkweto, bitabaye iki?
Gutandukana inyuma
By'umwihariko nyirabukwe, kimwe na nyirabukwe, umaze kugerageza arsenal ye yose kandi akagira fiasco, azahindukira rwose kuri sabotage isanzwe mu maso yawe. Urwitwazo, "Nzicarana nabuzukuru" cyangwa "guturika bizazana", azajya iwanyu, atangira kugarura aho. Nta mbabazi akuraho firigo ava muri Arugula, ashushanya "imyambi" icyuma, azapakira "abahinzi" urushamo, n'urukundo rwihariye ruzakwirakwiza ipantaro yawe hamwe na mpandeshatu.
Icyemezo: Umukiranutsi mu bimera. Ushaka kwicarana n'abuzukuru no gufasha mu isambu - Urakoze cyane, ariko mu rwego rwamasezerano. Kandi nta nyumba ifite inyabutatu.
Igitero gitunguranye
"Ndagusuye kugeza Gicurasi." Mwaramutse, Nightmare Nightmare! Yoo, ntabwo nyirabukwe yaremye gusa arabikora. Gusa hamwe na kure, biroroshye - bitinde bitebuke nyirabukwe akusanya ibintu akajya kwa Ravoisi, yemeje ko umuhungu we agiye gutwara mu isanduku. Ariko nyirabukwe, yahise akemura, akemuwemo ko yari yarafashe nabi kuva mu "bana", cyangwa kuba bibi - kwimukira mu miryango kandi bimukira byimazeyo "abana" Iteka ryose - trily yamaraso hamwe nigitambaro cyivu kumukino wanyuma. Ibyawe, by, ivu.
Icyemezo: Kurwanya kugeza igihe hapwe amaraso ya nyuma. Kugira ngo uhagarike imiturire, gutwita biri imbere, Nymphomania, Lunatism na allergies kuri isupu. Niba kandi agatondaye akiri - guhita gufata imbaraga mumaboko ye, ntibisobanura uwababaye ninde kandi utemeranya. Nibyiza, sawa, isupu kuwa gatanu no ku basirikare "urugo" birashobora rimwe na rimwe kubaho.