Nyuma yinyandiko yerekeye inzira yo guhana umugabo, abasomyi bacu bashishikajwe nuburyo bwo guhana umugore. Nibyiza, mbere, turasaba gukoresha Google. Niba uhagaritse "Akayunguruzo k'abana" hanyuma wandike ikibazo cyo gushakisha "uburyo bwo guhana umugore wanjye" cyangwa "uburyo bwo guhana umugore", urashobora guhana umugore ", urashobora gukoresha umugoroba ushimishije ufite amafoto n'amabwiriza, nyuma adashaka guhana umuntu uwo ari we wese.
Niba bidafashaga, mubyukuri mubyukuri, ntakintu kizafasha. Ubwa mbere, kubera ko abagabo bakunda kudatekereza nkabagore. Umugore arashobora kurakara kuri trifle ntoya kandi akamukomeza mumutwe igihe kinini cyane kugirango yihore binezeza. Umugabo biroroshye guhita asunika no kwibagirwa. Umugore ahindura imyitwarire y'abagabo kuva ku munota wa mbere wo kubana, ntahitamo umugabo, ahitamo inzozi z'umuntu n'inshyibe "." Ibi bivuze ko izakoresha sisitemu igoye y'ibihe n'ibihano kugirango ukore ibintu byiza bisabwa - indabyo ngaho, ikawa muburiri, ntugatanga ubutaka bwo kwambara munsi yimyenda. Umugabo ukunda kwicisha bugufi ahitamo kwe hamwe nimyitwarire idahwitse yubuzima bwe yitabiriwe no kwishongora biremereye. Ariko, ariko, niba ibintu bigiye kumpera yapfuye, hariho ihame ryoroshye ryo guhana abagore, mubyukuri, gukosora imyitwarire yabagore. Yitwa "gutinya ibyifuzo bye."Indabyo buri munsi
Abakobwa bose bavuga ko ari byiza gutanga roza buri munsi kuruta roza za 365 rimwe mu mwaka. Nibyo. Wibagirwe kugabanuka kwuzuye hanyuma ukomeze. Mu kwezi buri munsi, umuhe roza nto. Ntacyo bitwaye ko akunda Chamomile: Turi abantu, dukora amabwiriza. Nyuma yicyumweru imigozi yose yo munzu izaba ifite. Nyuma y'iminsi icumi yubaha ikintu. Ukwezi kurangiye, amasahani yose azigarurwa, harimo na beer mugs (guswera), ibirahuri birebire, ibikombe byicyayi ndetse na sipuzi ya farashi. Amaroza azahagarara hejuru yose, harimo imashini imesa no kwandika. Cute izamutwaro, kandi hagati yibi bitero byiyi "mikorobe" izatangira kukubuza. Hano birakenewe gukora amaso yinzirakarengane ukavuga uti: Nibyiza, ukunda indabyo?
Urukundo
Avuga ati: "Nshuti twita, nkumbuye urukundo, ubungubu ukodesha hoteri ku murongo wa mbere wa Beach kuri Maurice hanyuma ugure amatike. Nibyiza, urukundo ni iki? Wita inshuti za kera, uva mu kabati hanyuma umuyaga uhuha hamwe na injeniyeri yubakwa, kandi ujya gutembera n'amahema. Niki gishobora kuba urukundo? Ikintu nyamukuru ntizibagirwa gufata Vovan hamwe na Gitari mu ruganda rwo mu nzu ya Leningrad hamwe na we, kandi ko indirimbo za Bordoviya Sang Hoase yinjiye. "Nshuti nkunda, izuba". Muri iki gihe, tugomba gushyira ikiganza cyiza ku ivi tureba mumaso. Turemeza: Icyo gihe, uburyohe buzatekereza ko ntasaruye ko aribwo bwasaga afite ubwoba ko uyu munsi imibu ye yongeye kugira ibikapu, kandi ejo azongera kugira igikapu. Umucyo cyane (turi abanyarwandakazi!), Bitarenze kg 17. Niba, nyuma yibyo, ntazahwema kuvuga ku rukundo, turasaba kujya mu rugendo. Abakobwa b'ibyataburuwe mu matongo, by the was, bavuga ko bifasha cyane, igituza kirakura no gushimangirwa. Urukundo!Imibonano mpuzabitsina ya buri munsi
"Ntunshaka na gato! Kuki igihe cyose uri ubunebwe? Arakubwira ryari? "Arakubwira? Kandi hano, birumvikana ko bifuza kwitonda mu burakari bukiranuka. Kubera ko ufite umushinga mushya kukazi, afite kandi ibintu byose bigoye kandi birababaza umutwe, ibihe bishya byavuye mu gihugu runaka, kandi biragaragara ko ugomba kubiryozwa. Hagarara! Imibonano mpuzabitsina ni nziza kandi nziza, kuva kumunsi wa endorphine uzarumva umerewe neza, ubu ni uburere bwiza bwumubiri, no gusinzira - ninzozi ni iki? Mu gitonyanga cy'isanduku. Muri make, kwihorera byiza muribi bihe ni uburyo bwa buri munsi. Nyuma y'iminsi itatu, azarata inshuti yawe. Icyumweru cya nyuma ku kazi, azabazwa uko byagenze ku kugendana, kandi aho iri fungwa ryaturutse. Nyuma y'iminsi icumi aratangara cyane. Nyuma y'ibyumweru bibiri - bizatangira kuvuga ko byashoboka kubona TV. Binyuze kuri bine urangije uhunga, kandi uzasaba imbabazi.
Kwanga mudasobwa
Umara umwanya munini ku mbuga nkoranyambaga kandi witondere byinshi? Ok, mwana wanjye! Oya, biragaragara ko ikibi cy'umuntu ari kuri interineti, kandi nta muntu wahagaritse inziti za politiki muri Facebook. Ariko oya - rero nta. Sofa Abarwanyi ba Sofa bajya munzira y'intambara. Shira Facebook icyumweru kandi ... hanyuma utangire kumuvugisha. Kubyerekeye akazi ke. Kubyerekeye akazi kawe. Kubyerekeye ibibazo mpuzamahanga. Kubyerekeye uburyo byari byiza muri scoop. Cyangwa, ku rundi ruhande, kibi. Kugenzura ibiganiro bye bya politiki. Vuga, amaherezo, kubyerekeye amatike. Bizarangira vuba cyane: Mugihe runaka utaha, uzategereza umugore umwenyura, ifunguro rya nimugoroba kandi uhagaze imbere yisahani ya mudasobwa igendanwa. Kubera ko a) Nta kindi uzamubwira, waganiriye n'insanganyamatsiko zose zaka mu matariki atatu ya mbere, b) Ibigega ntibishaka na gato, C) ubu byabaye ngombwa ko yinjira mu rugamba, ntutegerejweho no ku rugamba, ntutegerejweho kwinjira mu rugamba, ntutegerejweho no ku rugamba, ntutegerejweho Kina umukino "imyambarire yimyambarire yimyambarire," ntukaganire n'uburakari, mbega ukuntu abatanga amacumu bazwi bambara kandi ntibakemure ibindi bibazo by'iteka byo kubaho.Imyambarire myiza
Uyu ni umubare utoroshye, ariko birakwiye. "Kuki uhora wambara nk'abatagira aho baba?" Nibyiza, byumwihariko, hari ikintu cyiza wambara neza, ndashaka kuvuga hano. Ariko bizaba inzika (hanyuma bihanwa), ntabwo rero, byerekana inzozi. Tujya kuri "Megu" (kandi yego, duhambire umutima, tugafata inama zoroheje kandi twumva ikinyabupfura, dusubiza mu kinyabupfura) no kwambara neza. Bihenze. Tugura jeans yashushanyije. Tugura ikoti rihendutse kuri bo, ibihumbi mirongo itatu. Tugura mack ntabwo ari amafaranga 250, nkuko bisanzwe, mugihe t-shati ishaje irangiye, ariko igitsina gabo cyiza cya tile, hamwe nicapiro. Tugura byoroshye, dukora ipantaro yo murugo, kugirango tutagendera murugo mumirimo irambuye. Twishe bibiri bya gatatu byumushahara kuri yo. Ukwezi gukiranirwa muri byose, urye buckwheat na lentil, ntukajye muri resitora, ntugure inkweto, basubiza ibibazo byose: "Nibyo, washakaga ko nambaza neza." Niba itageze - urashobora gusubiramo ukwezi gutaha. Kandi mu biruhuko kugira ngo jya kwa mama mu kazu - kugendera mu ishyamba n'amafi kugeza igihe cyiza azita ku kirayi.
Mugihe gusa, nongeye gushimangira: twe, abagabo, amahoro cyane. Dukeneye gutangaza amakimbirane no kubyirinda mugihe kizaza. Turashaka kubaho tucecetse kandi dushyira mu gaciro, shushanya icyubahiro cyawe, reba TV, habaho verch, uzane umushahara wurugo, kuduhobera no guhoberana bike ubwo bwonko. Kandi kubwiyi twiteguye cyane.