Mu byumweru bibiri bishize byumwaka wa kera, umuntu wese wo mu isi yashize ahanganye n'ikibazo gikomeye: icyo guha umugore ukundwa mu biruhuko. Kandi iki ni ibintu bitangaje.
Kuberako, ibyo ukora byose, nshuti ntizishobora gukeka. Umwaka wose wakusanyije urukundo rwurukundo, wayoboye neza, yahinduwe serivisi nto kandi nini, yerekanye neza imico n'ubwuzu mu mwaka mushya kandi yongeye kwerekana ko mubyukuri uri inka zitagira amakenga kandi zitumva.Intambwe 1. "Utanga iki umwaka mushya?"
Turabizi neza ko hari abagore bashoboye muburyo butaziguye kandi mubyukuri kugirango basubize ikibazo cyavuzwe haruguru. Urugero, "Mpa Gelendvamagen". Cyangwa "inyenyeri ivuye mu kirere." Nibura, twizera ko imitima isukuye ibaho. Ariko abagore benshi bigira ingaruka kuri sponge bagasomana kandi bazavuga bati: "Ntabwo utekereza kuri njye." Cyangwa "Niki, ntushobora gukeka?" Turakeka ko babikora byumwihariko kwivanga ubwisanzure bwa Maneuver bakaguha ikirego mumwaka mushya. Ndetse nibyiza - kuva kuri Hangover ya Mutarama mbere. Yego yego, mugitondo cya Mutarama mbere, abagore ni abatagira imbabazi.Intambwe 2. "Ikintu cyingirakamaro"
Utangira gutekereza kubintu bifite akamaro - ibyo bishobora kugabanya ubuzima bwe. Dufate ko utunganya ibiryo. Cyangwa koza ibikoresho. Cyangwa isuku nshya ya vacuum. Cyangwa ubuziranenge, ubuziranenge budasanzwe ni igiteranyo cyingirakamaro cyane kuri fenyo ya steaks. Hagarara! Wibagirwe! Imvune ikoreshwa hamwe nigikondo cy'icyuma biragoye kandi birababaje. Ndetse bibabaza cyane gukuraho isuku ya vacuum kumugabo, umugore amwirukana muri we. Impano zorohereza umukoro zirababaje. Ntubaze impamvu, wibuke gusa.Intambwe 3. "Ikintu gikenewe"
Yoo, akeneye ibirahuri bishya! Nibyiza kandi bihenze, kandi byoroshye kugirango bakorerwe muri siporo no gusoma ibitabo byubwenge. Cyangwa inkweto. Cyangwa ibiragi, akunda fitness. Nibyiza, byumwihariko, ibirahure, bitandukanye nigikumwa, nibyiza kuko bigoye gushyira ibikomere bikomeye kumubiri. Ariko bazemerwa na acide yanjye cyane: Ibice byose bigomba kwinjizwa mbere kuri bije yawe kandi bitangwa bitandukanye numwaka mushya. Kandi mubiruhuko ukeneye gutanga ikintu cyiza, kugiti cyawe, kuva mubugingo kandi cyiza cyane. Turabisubiramo: Ingingo ntabwo ari nziza kandi ntabwo ari umuntu ku giti cye, kandi ukabireka byibuze inshuro 10 ziva mu bugingo, bazabona ko bagerageza gukiza ibikenewe. As Corutch Chrome, yego.Intambwe 4. "Ikintu Cyimibonano mpuzabitsina"
Ishimire ibyo uzi ingano zose zumugore wawe no gusenya mumyenda y'imbere, ujya mu iduka ryibimenyetso bitangaje kugirango imigozi itangaje yo guceceka, ipantaro muburyo bwimigozi ibiri ihindagurika hamwe na bellish. Mbikuye k'umutima wanjye turagugira inama yo kuva iki gitekerezo kandi ntirwarenze ku muryango w'ishami ryihishe. Gusa azavuga ati: Gusebanya gato: "Cute, ninde waguze byose?" Kandi hazabaho ukuri, by: Sexy Lingerie n'umukandara wibutse ni ikintu cy'ubuki, hamwe no kuguha kugira ngo "Ijoro ritazibagirana." Ariko nk'impano kuri we, inyabutatu yawe rwose ntabwo yaguye: Bizajya ku kazi cyangwa muri siporo mu ngoro nini mu ndabyo. Nibyiza, erega, birashoboka ko atari mu buryo buguwe, ariko rwose mu bihe bitagiramuka.Intambwe 5. "Ikintu kirahuje cyane"
Mu kwiheba, uzagerageza kujya mu iduka ryimibonano mpuzabitsina. Ni igitekerezo kibi. Bavuga ko amaduka meza yimibonano mpuzabitsina nabacuruzi beza nabacuruzi kandi urwego rusanzwe rubaho. Ariko nihehe kubashakisha? Amaduka asanzwe yimibonano mpuzabitsina ni, nkuko bisanzwe, kiosk kuva ku ibyuma, binuka nkipinga zihenze kandi zikamba, zisanzuye ibipupe bikabije, ibinure bikabije, bikaba kuri iyi sano kandi bikambara. Abashyitsi, ahanini, cyangwa ubwangavu butinyuka amashuri, cyangwa furyy igitsina. Nibyo, kandi umucuruzi atura kuri uyu murimo ugororotse uva kuri Selpo. Tutize kuvuga ko impano iva mu iduka ryimibonano mpuzabitsina izamenyekana nkimpano kuri we, ntabwo ari umukunzi.Intambwe 6. "Cute Ubuswa, Souvenir idafite akamaro"
Tumenyereye umuntu umwe wagaragaje umugore ukiri muto umwaka mushya amashanyarazi ya buji hamwe nitara ryumutima. Twari dushyigikiye uyu mugabo kandi twamutoboye bucece. Hamwe no gutsinda, ashobora guha umugore we PIN ya Rolling Pin. Impano zidafite ishingiro kandi nziza, zishushanya urukundo ntabwo ari akazi kadahagije kuri bo, ikintu kibabaje kandi gihora gitera gusiganwa.Intambwe 7. "Hasi yanyuma: Ikarita yimpano"
Birashoboka ko hari abagore bakunda amakarita yimpano. Birashoboka ko ikarita y'impano ku masanduku 250, kuri munani wa Werurwe n'umwaka mushya bigaragara ku Cassas ya Ashan, atanga umunezero kubagore bamwe. Birashoboka, inzovu z'icyatsi nazo zirabaho ahantu runaka. Ariko akenshi abakobwa banga amakarita yimpano. Ibi nibisanzwe byinshingano, kugerageza gukuraho gukenera guhitamo no kubabara umutwe. Ibyo ni umunebwe. Urumva? Waba uzi ko abagore bakuze bakorana nabahungu b'abanebwe? Kandi Imana ikinga ukuboko urabizi.Intambwe 8. "Ikintu gishyushye"
Imbeho mu gikari, na frowns nziza. Kubwibyo, birakenewe kumugurira sweater iteye ubwoba kumavi yimpongo. Cyangwa, kurugero, ubworozi bwubwoya bwubwoya. Ubuntu bushyize mu gaciro kandi bushyushye. Birababaje kubona nta mugore ukurikije logique nkiyi azumva. Nibyiza, usibye abera, birumvikana. Abera basobanukirwa byose (ariko ntibisobanura ko byibuze nkikintu). Ikintu gishyushye, umukunzi ni ikoti ryubwoya. Ntabwo kuva Mutona, nshuti, oya.Intambwe 9. "KRATERTOV"
Ni ukuvuga, impeta ya zahabu ifite diyama ya camat. Ihame, iyi ni verisiyo idashidikanywaho, gusa bidasanzwe, bakubabaje; Mumaze kwishyura igihembo cyumwaka mushya, sibyo? Ikibazo nuko utibuka, ukunda zahabu yera cyangwa umutuku? Igishushanyo cya kera, kigezweho cyangwa Avant-gade? Cyangwa ar deco? Muri rusange uzi ibihangano deco aribyo? Muri make, biragoye kubyizera, ariko "impeta" itari yo "ifite diyama nini rwose irashobora kandi kuguruka mumaso yawe.Intambwe 10. Kitty
Ubu ni amahirwe yawe yanyuma. Tanga neza umwaka mushya w'injangwe. Tujyane natwe, dukwirakwiza buri cyumweru cyinjangwe. Ibi bizakongera cyane impamyabumenyi ya MI-M MI kandi ntizashobora kwanga. Kandi ntushobora gutera injangwe muri wewe. Kandi niyo yaba yakuzamutse muri injangwe, noneho injangwe izangora rwose. Twagenzuye ;-)