Ikiganiro muri sosiyete mubisanzwe irakomeza. Noneho rimwe na rimwe utibuka umunezero wishimishije, ariko buriwese yari ibyago. Ariko hariho ibihe bitera inkunga mu buryo butunguranye kandi birumvikana ... hanyuma, niba ushakisha ubuhanga kuri temko, bitangira amatsiko!
Twahisemo kuvuga muri make uburambe ku isi ku nkombe no kwambuka - kandi tugakora imfashanyigisho y'ingirakamaro "niba umumarayika yavutse inyuma y'icyayi (Amyika yaravutse) - Ndabivuga byihutirwa!" Kandi urebe impubere zose zemewe!Ariko pug yanjye ...
Nyuma yo gukiza inoti ya mbere yo guceceka, reba neza kuri kalendari hamwe na paunt - kandi ubwire abantu: "Ngwino, Matilda yanjye rimwe na rimwe mu gihugu yagiye muri mecot!" Ubutumwa busa butangaje butangira cyane urunigi, aho ibyuma byiziritse kuri Poirus, injangwe inyuma yimbeba - kandi iyi Zoosid yose ni urusaku kandi azigama abahindisi n'abahoze ari abagabo, ahindukirira ibiti bya Noheri Ikizamini cye "FuseProlc" muri raporo ... Muri rusange, kimwe kimubabaje cyapfuye kirahagije kumusemburo kubice bya sitelogiya na nimugoroba bya Yunniste.
Uwacumbike ku nyandiko: Ubwa mbere, amagambo na cortiers ni ngombwa muri terefone. Icya kabiri, niba udafite injangwe (by the way, kuki udafite injangwe ?!), simfite imbabazi z'abatavuga ko amafi azuka nijoro nijoro.
Umwana, abana
Injangwe zaranshimiwe, imbwa zarumiwe? Kandi dufite mububiko hariho ibindi binyabuzima! Urashobora guhura na none kuburyo umuriro utwika, amazi hamwe nabandi bakora - kandi bavugana mugihe gito cyabakiri bato. Bisa nkaho ari inhuman: bafata kandi isazi bagatoza abandi, babaga mu cyuho hagati y'ibitanda bibiri byemejwe no kunyeganyeza metero mirongo ine yaguyeho ingingo. Ariko barakonje: baravuga! Gusubiramo bizagutwara igihe kirekire, niba atari ibihe byose. Nibyo, muri terefone nabo bafite, ntiwibagirwe.
Ko lenka ifite chuck
Yoo, kwambuka amagufwa ni inzira ya kera yo mu masoko, yashimishije n'abashyitsi barambiwe mu gikari cya Hammurap! Umukino uroroshye nkimiryango. Inomero ninshuro nyinshi: Ndibuka ko tuziranye, sinishe umuryango wacu imbere yacu. Ingingo ya kabiri: Koresha umupira mubuzima bwe. Kandi twiga amakuru yumuco kuri buri kintu kuri buri wese hamwe nabantu bose, uhereye kumukunzi wanyuma wa NDADKov, ugaragara ko ikigo cyahinduye hamwe na LSSISYNna! Kandi ni nde uzavuga ubu ati: "Fu, hano sinshaka gutemagura," nimuke ku ndorerwamo ukareba izuru. Twatongana, twiyongereye? ;)Imurikagurisha
Umwanditsi wumurongo umaze kurandurwa kandi arababaza - n'ikibazo "icyo utekereza" mu Bayahudi cyashubijwe Facebook. "Amashanyarazi, hanyuma wandike, Pliz, ikintu cyiza?" 90% by'ababajijwe bavuze bati: "Nanjye mfite ...", "n'uyu munsi ..." Prix nziza ya Wizard yo guhumurizwa yakiriye igitekerezo: "Kandi nicara muri Sauna!" Gerageza gukora igice kimwe muri sosiyete - kandi urebe igitero kinini cyumurizo! By the way, niba OSLO-OSLO izaza, izashyuha, ko nta cyiza cyongeweho Tlen, umbwire uko yaguye munsi ya barafu, maze hashize imyaka makumyabiri mu kizamini, we Kohereza neza ibihimbano.
Hindura Twe Byose!
Ubutaka burumbuka - serial. Ibiganiro Live Bloom kuri ubu butaka, ni ubuhemu tyrion Pumsik, ushaka - Sheldon cyangwa Shellock, kwibuka ibintu byiza byo mu bikorwa bya maniac n'ibitekerezo by'abapfuye. Ihitamo ryo guteza imbere ishyaka ryakuwe mu muteganyirijwe: "Hano muri iki gihe cyacu! .." Kuraho ninde uwo ari we, José Ignacio na Sisi Capwell muri rusange kandi utari spammer!
Kugenda demotivator
Ingingo nziza cyane kubeshya muri terefone ku ntebe, kandi iyo utangiye kugukuramo uburakari: "Garuka kumurongo!" - Gutanga urwenya rushya kubyerekeye umugabo wumunebwe cyangwa isuku kuva gazm. Ikiganiro cyumunwa gihinduka muburyo bwiza bwa elastike yijimye ya mebiusi. Umuntu wese yumva ahantu hasanzwe, umwuka urabagirana na Esodi mukirere.Ikinyejana cyera
Mubyukuri, kwisi hariho moteri ihoraho. Kandi akosora nk'amashanyarazi atatu akoresheje kwiruka, kandi yitwa Srach. Ingingo zingenzi ku isi, nk'ububiko bw'iteka mu bitabo, birahumuriza, kandi ntibipfa. Inyandiko: "Hariho ubucuti hagati yumugabo numugore"; "Birashoboka konsa mu mabanga"; "Hariho cyangwa kutarya inyama"; "Uwo uri cyangwa kurwanya parade y'abahuje ibitsina?"; Ati: "Nigute dushobora kuba Abanyaburayi bafite impunzi" ... Nibyo, ibi birahagije muri shampiyona yose nimugoroba nibura. Ntugakore kuri izi ngingo zirashobora guhuma amaso snap-kubuntu.
Bazaar kubwo kwiyegurira Imana
Choto hit? Urihutiye gufasha amara ya Manyoming y'abakozi! Mu mvugo yabo, abantu boroheje bazasobanukirwa gusa na chamoil - nibyiza! Bizavurwa kandi bigatuma amagambo agacamo kurugamba. Rangurura amajwi ko iyi disikuru yinzoka izaguhangayikisha! Kandi itera mumbabarire, Sarrov Reaction! Mu nzira, ku ngingo yo mu mashyamba ya psychoantelysis ... umugoroba ntuzahwema kureka gucika intege!Abakera-batibuka
Urubanza rutoroshye rwose - niba isosiyete yawe isanzwe igice cyikinyejana, kandi usanzwe uzi papa byose kuri buri papa wa buri munyabushyo, bashoboye kurasa no gushyingura ibisekuruza bitanu bya cote no gushushanya inshuti yinshuti ...
NIKI? Tangira, inshuti! Iguma ... Yego. Ikirere kinini, gikomeye kandi cyera. Ikintu burimunsi kiduha ibitekerezo bishya kandi impamvu zidashira zishimishije, ihungabanye no gukuraho scratch. Ariko ikintu cyingenzi muburyo bwo gushyikirana ntabwo gihana amakuru yose. Aribyo, ibi birashimishije kandi uyu me. Ikirere ni nko gutekereza. Ninkaho guceceka neza no gusobanukirwa na kimwe cya gatatu cyijambo. By the way, wabonye ubwoko bwa GILITINE ubu iri ku gikari kigiye, EH ?!! Ntabwo nibuka ko umunsi umwe muri iki gihe nkiki - kandi hano! ..