Gukoresha PMS ni bibi cyane, kandi birubisha umupira wamarozi wubumaji uhereye kubitekerezo byacu byo kwemeza. Niba kandi tuzirikanaga ko urumuri rwa Esoteric rwinyenyeri ruranga umuyaga w'imbere, noneho utangira gutungurwa - Nigute iyi si igerwaho na gato?
Capricorn
Kuringaniza kandi byumvikana ku munsi wintangiriro ya PMS yaka kubyuka abantu batandukanye rwose ... akanguka inyamaswa, aricyo. Niba kandi capricorn, kwisi, nibyiza ubwoya, birababaje gato, birababaje gato, glazes, hanyuma mugihe cyifuzwa, amahembe n'abiza biguma muriyi nyamaswa. Ariko mubyukuri bivuye muri PMS ko ibintu bigaragara mubuzima bwa comcirs bifitanye isano (koga mwisoko, uhunge hamwe na sirusi itangiwe, amanota ya chef yerekeza muri coma). Nuburyo pms-abagabo yambuwe pom ntabwo izwiho kwidagadura.
Aquarius
Aquarius mugihe cya PMS irateje akaga - imyumvire yabo yo gusetsa biriyongera cyane mubunini, kuzamuka mubice byose no gutembera muri bkoni. Abavandimwe n'abavandimwe batishimye bongorerana "inkono, ntibateka", ariko inkono ntishobora guhagarara - ifite PMS. Kavukire n'abavandimwe bagerageza gukeka n'amatariki n'umunsi mbere yo gucika imbaga ku mupaka wa Kanada, kandi barashobora kumvikana. Aquarius kandi kumunsi usanzwe urashobora kwica Ijambo, no mubibazo mbere - byoroshye guturika galaxy.
Amafi
PMS mumafi mubisanzwe ntabwo bigaragara cyane. Pisces iramenyerewe kuri bose mu mupaka ibiri ituruka mu bihugu bibiri: "Tuzapfa, ubuzima" na "abantu, ndagukunda." Ibi bihugu bihindura cyane kandi nta mpamvu zikubye inshuro mirongo itanu kumunsi nta mpamvu ziturutse hanze, kubwibyo biragoye kubibona muri ubu bwami bwimitekerereze ya Estrogene.
Aries
PMS muri Aries irashobora kugira uruhare mu rubanza rumwe - Aries yateguye ibi hakiri kare. Niba Aries yicaye, yicaranye - ntabwo ari impute. Uyu ni umuntu wimpimbano, kuba maso, hamagara abapolisi. Kandi impute nyazo zifite urwego rwo kwifata urwego rwa Progesterone gusa niba iPhone yohereje yibutsa: "Kurikiza Progesterone, shobuja."
Inyana
Inyana kavukire kandi zifunga kuri PMs Senga. Kuberako ari mugihe cyonyine mubuzima bwa taurusi, mugihe adakubise inkuta zurukuta, ntasenya inyubako kandi ntabwo yica abantu. Taurus hamwe na PMS bitunguranye bihinduka ibibyimba bito bya fluffy, ushaka kumurongo. Kandi ngaho, ku ntoki, zisezeranya ko atazigera akubita inkuta z'urukuta, arimbure inyubako kandi yice abantu. Yego, turizera, twizera.
Impanga
Gemini ntabwo ababazwa na PM, barabishimira. Kandi aha hano ntabwo dusuzuguye gushidikanya muri syndrome yitegura, ariko muri (Syndrome) kubaho. Urashobora cyane kuryoha! Ntabwo yogeje amasahani? Mfite PMS. Ntabwo yanditse raporo? Mfite PM! Ntabwo yazunguye ibirenge? Nibyo, biroroshye, erega, uzakora iki ... niba PMS itabaho, impanga zaba zaramutse.
Kanseri
Kanseri iragerageza kubamo abantu bake bashoboka mumikorere yihariye yibinyabuzima byabo. Kubera iyo mpamvu, kanseri ya hafi yemeza ko idafite PMS, muburyo, kandi kanseri ubwe ni Umunyavugizi mwiza cyane hamwe nu mwanya mwiza wo kubana. Mbega crayfish ubwayo itekereza kuri ibi - ntituzi: ntibemerewe ku mikorere yihariye y'ubwonko bwabo ndetse n'umupira w'amarozi.
Intare
Kavukire, hafi, kandi, cyane cyane Lviv itegereje PM zabo, nkumwaka mushya hamwe namasabukuru. Oya, PMS iraruta kuko kenshi. Ikigaragara ni uko kimwe mu bimenyetso nyamukuru bya syndrome destsrome - umunaniro - ituma Lvuv asiga umutwaro. Kandi muriki gihe, abavandimwe, abavandimwe nabacakara (ntibazabahisha inyuma ya euphemism "abo bayoboye" - ninde tubashuka?) Birashobora guhumeka?)
Inkumi
Abenshi muri vititiative muri paranoia rero, mu bimenyetso bya PMS, ibikubiye muri Encyclopedia nini y'ubuvuzi iboneka n'indwara zose zishyira mu gaciro ibishanga bya Amazone. Imana ishimwe, yarimo PMs kurutonde muri rusange yubumuga (hamwe nurutonde rwuzuye rwibimenyetso), abatunze bibasiwe na parano, batinze kuri parano, barashobora kwihanganira ubwonko bwawe, bitwaje icyemezo cyemewe.
Libra
Ipima kuri PMS, nkitegeko, ntubyiteho. Umunzani kuri bose mubyukuri ntabwo uzi neza uburyo - bahora barangaza. Uwo murimo, hanyuma abana, hanyuma ababyeyi, noneho ibigo, hanyuma hatireka intambara yo mu kirere yagaragaye, none ugomba kugenda. Ibyishimo by'umunzani, muri make, bisa nkibi: Hano ni, nzapfa, hanyuma nzagira ibintu byose bifite abantu basanzwe: byombi, ndetse na PMS, kandi birashoboka ko nsinziriye bike.
Scorpio
Ibimenyetso bibiri by'ingenzi bya PMS: Umunaniro no kurakara. Ariko sikorupiyo ntabwo ikunda guhana no guhitamo imwe gusa. Nkeka, kuva icyarimwe? Yego, Nibyo. Kandi urebye ko sikorupiyo no mu bihugu bisanzwe atari igitebo cy'imbuto, kugira ngo wirinde kwangirika k'umubiri kugeza hagati (no hejuru) ubukana, Scorpion igomba kubura gutandukana no gukurura mu buriri. Imibonano mpuzabitsina nigikoresho cyonyine cyagaragaye cyo gukubita sikorpion yabyimbye.
Sagittariaruus
Sagittariali, nk'ubutegetsi, abantu ni bato kandi mu mitwe yabo yakiriwe n'ubucuruzi bwabo nkunda. Kubwibyo, bashimirwa cyane nabakunzi bacecekesha n'amahoro. Ariko ibi ntibikiri PMS bitangirana nabo. Kandi niba gitunguranye pms - Sagittariari ihinduka impanga ishoboye kuvuga udahagaritse amasaha icumi kumurongo. Byongeye kandi, ntabwo bizaba monologue idahwitse kubyerekeye inyigisho za Hegel, kandi Classic "birashoboka ko tudahuje, ntabwo ari ibyawe, kandi urankunda rwose?" kugeza mu gitondo.