Umuntu wo mubanyabwenge bakomeye yagize ati: Niba utekereza ko byageze kumurikirwa, genda, hunge hamwe na bene wabo begereye. Kandi nzakuraho kwibeshya! Umunyabwenge biragaragara ko yari azi ikintu, yego. Na mama muriyi myumvire nabandi mashusho meza. Gerageza kuguma kumurikirwa iyo ...
... Mama arahamagara
Menya ko guhamagarwa kubabyeyi, urashobora, nubwo udashyiramo injyana itandukanye. Yahoraga ahanzura iyo uzanye ikiyiko hejuru yisahani. Cyangwa yakoze ikirenge hejuru yintambwe ya minibus. Cyangwa uhagarare kuri cheque. Cyangwa ashize yashoje umuryango wumusarani inyuma ye.
Ntushobora guta umuhamagaro. Bitabaye ibyo, umubyeyi azahitamo ko abaterabwoba bafashwe, bafata abanyamahanga, bibye gypsies bakagurisha abagenzuzi b'abirabura bajya mu nzego. Ntugafate terefone, ntibishoboka: Mugihe imyitozo yerekana ko iyo igeze kwa terefone yibagiwe, nyina wujuje ubuziranenge arashobora gutegereza ko ari beeps inshuro cumi n'imwe zikurikiranye. Wowe kandi uteye ubwoba udatera: Kandi mu buryo butunguranye afite igitero, cyangwa umuriro, cyangwa gysies yibwe.
Ufata terefone ukavuga vuba: "Mama, Mbabarira, ndahuze cyane, nzaguhamagara." Umuyoboro upimwe upimwe uti: "Nibyo, ndi umucumbi." - Mumeze mute mubitekerezo byawe? Dufite ubukonje muri iki gihe - Alo ... "Hariho Ubuhanzi Byumvikane ku masegonda ya kabiri n'igice kugirango aduhe akazi kawe kugirango umubyeyi atabangamira, ko udatanga kuvuga neza abakobwa, ariko nabo ntibabivuze Komeza: "Muriyo. Kandi uzi uwo nahuye uyu munsi? .. "Uwize neza ubu buhanga yegera kumurikirwa icyarimwe gato.
... mama avuga
Tumaze kuzuza ibintu bikenewe kumeza, kuri cheque no mu musarani, wunguka mama. Mu bihe byinshi, Mama ntabwo afata terefone. Oya, ntabwo ari ukubera ko afite umuriro, Gypsy cyangwa yararakaye. Usanzwe uzi ko ugomba gutuza no kunangira (bityo wegera kumurikirwa numutwe!) Nubwo bimeze bityo, basize ikikapu mumufuka, numufuka mu kabati, kandi Inama y'Abaminisitiri muri koridoro, na Mama ubwayo ni kure y'igikoni.
Bitinde bitebuke, inzitizi zose zizatsinda, kandi ikiganiro kizabera. Uzamenya ko mushiki wawe wimyaka ashaje yibarutse uwa gatatu. "Oya, ntabwo ntekereza ikintu icyo ari cyo cyose. Ariko urumva ubwanjye ... "Uzamenya ko aya ari amata yari 60, yari 68 - kandi, ubukonje, uzasobanukirwa ko ntazi icyo igiciro kiri mu iduka ryawe, nawe ukeneye kuzamuka byihuse igisubizo udakomanze. Bitabaye ibyo, uzakekwaho igihe kimwe udafite amafaranga, ntukayobore umurima kandi ntugafate ibiryo.
N'inzira ijyanye n'uburyo. "Urahagije kuri wewe? - Mama azareba. - Uhembwa angahe ubu? " Ntushobora gusubiza iki kibazo ntakirere. Kuberako cyangwa ntibihagije, kandi ibi byihutirwa gutera ubwoba. Cyangwa hazabaho byinshi, kandi bivuze ko ukwirakwira muburyo butandukanye muburyo bwose - aho kwita kubitekerezo byo kwegeranya mubyukuri. Ibintu byombi bifite agaciro rwose hamwe nifaranga iryo ariryo ryose. Ntusabe nawe. N'ubundi kandi, Mama Ibibazo bibaza nk'umuganwa muto: kugeza agezeho. Iyo uvuze iyi ntambwe, kumurikirwa bizakwegera indi kilometero.
... mama yitwa
Ikibazo nyamukuru cya nyoko nigihe amaherezo uje. Kuri iki kibazo kigomba guhora witeguye. Gutoza neza kugirango uyisubize, ugomba kureba kamere nzima murugo - muburyo, fata urugero kumugabo wawe. Yasubiza ate ibibazo nka: "Ni ryari uzacungura iki kintu, igihe cyose kigwa ku mutwe?" Iburyo: Arasubiza bishoboka bishoboka. Kugirango utagomba gucika intege mugusenyuka igihe ntarengwa. Kandi icyarimwe nkibyizeza bishoboka - kugirango tutagukatiwe kwita kubisubizo. Nibyo, azana no kumurikirwa. Mufate, usubize mama kubibazo byerekeranye mugihe ugitegereje. Azatangira. Bisobanura iki: guteka.
... mama ahura
Nuko urangije yasezeranijwe - akagera! Umwanya wibyishimo. Mama aguhobera ... atangira kunegura. Ufite ubwoko bumwe bwimisatsi idasanzwe. Nibyiza, mubyukuri ntugenda. Kandi urashaka kuvuga iki iyi nsi yicyatsi. Emera, ntukihishe ikintu na kimwe, reba mumaso yanjye. Mama yiteguye gutinyuka guhura nibibi. Oya, uravuga, uri ubushake bwimbitse kandi biracyari hamwe na vadik? Hano hari ifungwa, vadik yawe ni iyi ... Kugeza ubu, ndakeka ko ntibyiyongereye? Nibyiza, sawa, sinzongera. Ahubwo jya kumeza. Watakaje ibiro, urasa cyane, erega, urupfu rusukuye hamwe na oblique, gusa utarangwaga, hamwe nubwiza bwiyi santiot.
... mama kormat.
Nanjye, nshyira ibirayi. Niki "guhagarara, bihagije", natangiye. Yoo, urasetsa - ibintu bitatu? Nibyo, gushyira hamwe n'igigero, ariko ntibisobanura ko ari ngombwa kwirengagiza ibirayi. Nari mbizi. Nibyiza, umuceri uracyafite. Fata aya kagabiri. Nibyo, fata byibuze bibiri! Kandi gutumiza, nateguye siporo. Nibyo, nzi ko utarya, wavuze. Ariko bivuze iki: "Ntukarye inyama" ?! Bishoboka bite? Urarwaye iki? Ntabwo? Uzabikora! Nkeneye kurya inyama byanze bikunze. Ninde muribi muri ibi muribi bisanzwe byigishijwe, umwana usanzwe yari. Nibyo, ntabwo nigeze ndya imyumbati. By the way, nashyize akabati. Hariho isupu, kandi iyi ni sauna, iraryoshye cyane, ifite amayeri.
Nibyo, nturya keke, urashaka urupfu rwanjye, kandi niba baryamye ku isahani, ntibasabwa. Nakoze kandi amafi, ndibuka byose. Iyi ni imirima. Yoo, munzira, tegereza, nzahishura iki kibi ... Nibyiza, nigute ukeneye ubwoko bubiri bwamafi? Nibyo, uragerageza byibuze! N'impamvu ebyiri, ntabwo ari ebyiri. Hano hari undi muntu wera. Abanyavuganye ni batyo, kandi hariho urusenda. Yewe, salade! Mana, nibagiwe rwose salade. Bari bazwi gusa. Nibyiza, muburyo bwa "bo", imwe ifite ibihumyo, na kabiri - Yego, birashimishije cyane, ukurikije resept yumwimerere. Ugomba kugerageza. "Nta hantu" bisobanura iki? Ny'Itorero, wowe, mu nzira, ntabwo aribyo byose.
Nibyiza, sawa, sawa, ntawe ugusambaza. Inkongoro Noneho. Fata agatsima, ariko kandi pate ya pome. Pancake iracyagerageza. Kuki wasebanya "Sinshobora, sinshobora" ?! Wagiye iki ?!
... mama aherekeza
Nibyiza, yaje, yamaze kwihuta ahantu runaka. Aho, abaza. Vadik ni iyanyu, ndakeka, gusa kandi nishimiye ko utari kumwe. Amarushanwa ni pach, ndakeka hano. Ngwino, "Biragoye," reka ahure nawe, umunebwe. Ntukwiriye? Kandi ni iki gihari rwose? Abanyavuga? Nibyiza, birasobanutse, ntabwo nazigera ndekura ngo ngende. Nibyiza, ntukifuze, fata ZUCchini Jam. Ibyo udakunda. Uzi pancakes, uzi kugenda ... Imana, pancakes! Ntabwo wafashe pancake! Nibyo, urashaka he, watsinze umubare wumufuka mu gikapu. Muri Sudiech, fata, ukwiranye. Ntugasubire inyuma, nazamutse muri paki.
Kuki washyizeho iyi swater? Ndi njye! Urabishyira muraho! Nibyiza, ko, kuba murugo, we no gusohoka ni ndetse. Nibyiza, uzigame sequine. Nibyo, hari bike cyane kurenza uko ukora hano na gato. Nibyiza, sawa, reka turebe inzira. Amaherezo uzaza?
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By the way, niba utekereza ko washoboye kurokoka uruziga rwuzuye rwasobanuwe nta nkombe berekeza afite ubwoba, uba ugiye kumena uruziga rwa sanseri kandi utegereze gato kuri umwe - tegereza bike. Nibwo wumva ibyaguzwe byose bizwi kandi uhagarike aho, umenye ko bava mu ibyuma byawe bwite ... noneho tuzareba niba uzahagarika urunigi rw'ibiti - cyangwa kuvugurura mafiya idapfa! ;)