Ibimenyetso bya Zodiac bizagenda he, niba ubihaye imashini yigihe?

Abahanga bavuga ko kuvumba igihe bidashoboka kubwimpamvu za tekiniki. Ariko amagambo yihebye abahawe igihembo cyitiriwe Nobel ntampamvu yo guhagarika kurota kandi twizere ko (twizera horoscopes kuruta igihe imashini iba mbi?).

Nibyiza, kuva inzozi - nibibi (kandi twizera kandi, hamagara "ambulance"), noneho benshi muritwe dusanzwe dufite umutezimbere wa gahunda - Nigute agiye gutobora tissue yigihe gito nyuma yubumenyi bwanze gisanzwe kandi Tekinike.

Capricorn

Capricorn izajya mubihe, aho ushobora kugaragara hamwe nuruvange rwa nyagasani Varis na Maister Pizza (Niba utarasomye intebe ", noneho varis ni umuyobozi mukuru wa CIA, na Meister nibyo Dr. Aibolit). Capricorn izabatwara ubumenyi bwibanga, bizarokoka ubutegetsi bwibwami, kuko buriwese afite ubwoba kandi yubaha Capricorn, icyubahiro nubwo bwo kubaha. Grozny abapfumu bose hamwe numuvuzi. Kandi byose kuko ubushishozi capricorn izafata ikibaho kandi umufuka wa antibiyotike uhujwe na interineti idafite igihe.

Aquarius

Aquarius azajya ejo hazaza. Byongeye kandi, ntabwo ari mu gihe kigenewe abantu bagenewe umwobo wa ozone muri arch, no muri Utopian, aho, amaherezo, robot zambuwe, ntabwo ari umuntu. Ingingo ntabwo ari uko Aquarius idakunda gukora, ariko mubyukuri bidakenewe imirimo yabantu bizaha umwanya w'ububato bwo kumenya kamere muntu. Kugira ngo ubashe kuvugana muburyo butaziguye hamwe nabandi bantu binyuze kuri Telepati. Kandi rero, bivuze ko robot vacuum isukuye isukuye, yatekaga, robot trolls ashyira abagutwara "babiri" kuri Odnoklassniki, kandi hagati yiyi mashusho yicaye kuri Aquarius, yafunguye ijisho rya gatatu kandi akinganira kane .

Amafi

Amafi azihutira hagati yibinyejana ashakisha ahantu heza mubuzima. Birumvikana ko bitazabona. Kuberako, tutitaye ku cyiciro cyiterambere cyiterambere rya tekiniki, abantu ni abagome, ibicucu kandi muri rusange birasa. Abatangije ibyahise n'ejo hazaza h'igihumbi kandi iyo amafi amaze gufata umwanzuro ko adashishikajwe cyane n'imashini y'igihe, yahitamo imashini y'umwanya. Gusinzira mu isi imwe n'imwe ya fantasy, aho Mermaid yicaye ku mashami, elves yubaka umujyi w'ubusitani, kandi byiza buri gihe utsindisha ikibi.

Aries

Ishyamba, iburengerazuba. Ishyamba ry'iburengerazuba. Ubwami bwubushyuhe, umucanga, whisky hamwe nibishoboka bidafite umupaka, aho ibintu byose bikemura colts, hamwe nipantaro y'uruhu imaze gukomera ku indogobe ifata ingurube ya Jack. Aries yitinda guhita agatsiko, muri Texas zose zizatanga ubwoba, zizahanagura icyubahiro cya Robin Hood, n'imigani ifata umutima izajya kubura kwayo. Aries, Hagati aho, izimurirwa umuntu wibagiwe nImana 2015, azajya muri firime yitiriwe amacakuraho kandi azacira abaremwe wa blokbuster popcorn, kuko ari ibicucu kandi bihujwe.

Inyana

Taurus azajya muri Fjords Harsh Fjors nta viking idakabije. Ntabwo bivuze ko Taurus yarose ubuzima bwe bwose kwambara ingofero makumyabiri na tilo ingofero. Ibi bivuze ko Taurus ari ubushishozi. Umubumbe wacu, "Taurus Arigues yumvikana," Ragnarö hazakomeza kuza, kandi imibereho ya nyuma (mumbabarire oxymoron) muri fixgall - mwiza cyane. Duhereye kubitekerezo bya Taurus, ibisabwa muri Valhal mubyukuri ninzozi nziza - ngaho burimunsi ukeneye kwica umuntu, hamwe nundi muntu kandi uryoshye cyane kurya.

Impanga

Impanga zose zimaze kurota kuva mu bwana: a) guhinduka icyogajuru; b) kubaho iteka. Kubwibyo, impanga zishishikajwe nigihe kizaza mugihe bisi yindege hamwe na hyperwinter izatangizwa kuri Ahalderaran, kandi gusaza umubiri bizahagarikwa kurwego rwa gene. Impanga zizasunika isigaye ryisi yose ku mvi ziwe zizerwa mumato ya pome, ikintu gitangaje gitangaje "umuriro", gifunguye, ni ngombwa!) Ikiremwamuntu .

Kanseri

Kanseri akunda ubuzima bwite, amahoro, umuryango we n'amahirwe atagira imipaka. Kubwibyo, igihe intera kugirango gishobore kuba yarangiza kanseri ifata igihe cyanyuma. Ikintu nyamukuru ni ko kanseri yakiriye mu gakondo abaga ya isambu na mwiza landscape design, kizenga, a kibuga, clarops n'amafarasi. Kandi kugirango iyo mirima yose iturutse kuri Horizon yerekeza ishyushye ni iya Marquis Karabasi kuri we. Kandi iyo ari - imyaka magana atanu ishize cyangwa imyaka igihumbi imbere - ikintu cya cumi.

Intare

Intare ifite ikibazo. Ku ruhande rumwe, biragaragara ko akeneye kujya mu bihe byashize no kwicara ku ntebe runaka y'uburayi bwo hagati. Kurundi ruhande, intare mubisanzwe bize cyane kandi umenye ko hafi ya bose bami bo mu Burayi bwagati bwagati bafite ubwoba bubi. Kubwibyo, mbere yo kwicara mugihe cyigihe, intare ijyana ibitabo byose kuri iyo ngingo - kuva mumateka yubuhanzi kugirango umenye uko ari 'inyo mumwaka wubuhanzi. Izaza akena byose muburyo bwayo. Nkigisubizo, twibasiye ingaruka "yikinyugunyugu", tuzahura numwaka wa 6 wa 6 ku isi itandukanye.

Inkumi

Inkumi ntizajya ahantu hose. Kuberako byose bidafite ishingiro, ugomba kubaho uyu munsi, imashini yigihe ni akaga cyane, yatsindiye leo yamaze, reba, ibyangiritse. Virgo, yavukiyeho, kandi yaje ingurube ye iteshuka kunezeza, ibasaba kuva muri Colts n'inkweto z'umukungugu ku butaka. Hanyuma, mugihe abantu bose bavuye, Virgo ibinyoma kuri sofa nziza, ifunga amaso ninzozi uko anywa icyayi cyibitangaza hamwe na turrace, nabonaga inzabibu. Nubwo ibi byose, birumvikana ko bidafite ishingiro!

Libra

Inyenyeri yo kuvura irashobora kwita ku buryo budasanzwe inyenyeri zagaburiraga. Umunzani ufite amatsiko yishyamba, kandi birumvikana ko bashishikajwe no mubihe byashize. Ariko inkuru yashize ntabwo yasobanuwe muri buri cyiciro, ariko amayobera kandi yonyine. Umunzani uhita ujya kumenya uko Atlantis yarohamye, aho abadakira batazimiye, ni ubuhe bwoko bw'amano yazimye mu nkoni y'abakera - ibyo byaratakaye impanga cyangwa ntitwazimiye wenyine muri Isanzure? Kandi mugihe umunzani utazuzura ahantu hose h'amateka y'isi, ubategereze murugo gusangira ntacyo bivuze rwose.

Scorpio

Scorpio nayo izahitamo kugendera mu bihe byashize, ariko yo kutitegereza imbaraga, andika impamyabumenyi kandi uvuge mu kiganiro cya siyansi cya buri mwaka "Pluto" muri 2215. Scorpio izagenda gusa mugihe uhitamo umwanzuro wo guhindura byose. Ukize Kristo, wice Hitler, kurura Radan Bruno mu muriro na Jeanne d'k ink. Byongeye kandi, ntabwo no gukuramo gusa, ahubwo kugirango utange iyi pathos hamwe namagare yaka umuriro hamwe na laser blaster. Nibyiza, hamwe no kubangirakamaro, kandi neza.

Sagittariaruus

Sagittariaruus - Knight. Azakunda igihe icyo ari cyo cyose ushobora kwambara ibirwanisho byaka, fasha abatishoboye kandi bagenda ifarashi. Nibyifuzwa, icyarimwe, ntabwo yica umuntu. Nibyiza, usibye ko abantu benshi gusa, babi cyane. Kandi imyidagaduro ukunda ya Sagittariari izahinduka, kurugero, umumonaki uzerera, jya kuri tavern kandi ucecekesheje mu mfuruka ya ale ya marike avuye mu giti, kumva uburyo abantu basanzwe basinze baririmba uburyo Satani akomeye -Kwinnye yarwanye nibintu byose mubintu byose byiza kandi biratsinda.