Guhaha ni bigoye, guhangayika no mumarangamutima. Niba inzira itakozwe kugirango ipime ababyeyi witonze, ibyago bikura kurwego rwa Hurricane Katrina (cyangwa izina rye). Pic.ru Ntizagutererana mubibazo! Dufate.
Shimishwa
Niba uri mu cyiciro cyamahirwe yabantu babona umunezero nyawo wo kubyuka, noneho muriki gihe ubufasha bwacu ukeneye nkuntego Bayan. Hano rero twukaraba intoki - kwishimira!
Witegure mu mico
Jya muri yoga, wibuke, unywe vino, utegereze ku kuguru kumwe - muri make, kora ibizakuyobora ahantu hatanu kandi ushimishije muri Ikea "ku gitambaro" cyangwa a Mulometero nyinshi marato hamwe n'inzitizi za TC mugihe cyo kugurisha Noheri.
Guhakana igihe gikomeye
Nagaragaje kuri Mama no mu maduka igihe ushobora kwihanganira, utatangiye gucira amacandro no kwica abantu hafi y'amaboko yambaye ubusa muri Gta. Witondere kubwira Mama ko nyuma yiki gihe, abanyamahanga bazibwa nabanyamahanga, uzajya gukiza isi hamwe na Bruce Willis ku bashakanye cyangwa ubupfapfa bagwa. Waburiwe.
Gahunda y'ibihimbano
Gutangira ubwitonzi, menya kuri mama, mubyukuri, ibyo, arashaka kugura: ikoti ryubwoya bwimpu zikiyoka, injangwe cyangwa ibigori bishya mubyumba. Ukurikije amakuru yakiriwe, kora inzira irambuye: Aho ujya mbere, aho umusarani, aho tubyuka. Gerageza gukomera cyane - Mama ni abantu nkabo - Imana irabibuza - Ngwino wambare isabukuru, hanyuma ujye murugo, kurura iwe, ukurura ishema amaguru ashushanyijeho amaguru. Kuri wewe, yego.
Ba inyangamugayo (mu rugero)
Niba umubyeyi yakuweho nk'imyenda ku isabukuru yo kugura imvange ya velvet, irinda icupa rya nyogone, hanyuma ikusanyirize umubyeyi ku mubyeyi ko ubushize abagore bambaye a Bisa muri Louis Xiv, ntabwo biri mu kinyejana cya XXI. Kandi we, yishimye cyane kandi akiri muto, inzozi nkinzozi ntacyo aricyo! Emera, gutandukana birabarwa, ariko tekereza uwo musa azerekana mugihe abajijwe uwabajijwe uwamugiriye impuzu nziza?
Kubahirizwa
Rimwe na rimwe, mama yibagirwa ko utakiri 5 kandi nta na 15, no kugerageza kukugira umutuku ikintu gifite ubwoya, ukavuga ko, mbere, Onzaset! Kandi, icya kabiri, "birashyushye, bihendutse, gusenya ntibizaba!" Mumenye neza ko utarakora igihe kirekire, kandi ubyemeze gutanga ubundi buryo mama atumva ko yababaje. Kurugero, warose cyane impeta ya diyama. Nibyiza, ok, t-shirt hamwe nanditse ibicucu cyangwa pajama nziza nayo irakwiriye.
Guhindura Induru
Muburyo bwingenzi (hano twishingikiriza ku bunararibonye bwawe) Wicange hamwe na mama muri cafeteria iyo ari yo yose no gutumiza ikirahuri. Ingaruka yo kuvura kuri konti iremewe.
Ntukajye impaka
Niba umubyeyi yiyemeje kugura ingwe mu gikoni, n'umusatsi utukura mu mashaza y'icyatsi hamwe na Rhinestones, urwane kandi ujuririre ubwenge kugeza ibya nyuma. Ariko niba ashimangiye - Nzasubira inyuma rwose. Amaherezo, ni mukuru, noneho azatura muri ubu bworozi bwamabara, ntabwo ari wowe. Gusa papa araburira hakiri kare umunezero uza - ubuzima ntibufite ubufasha bwababyeyi.
Gura impano
Mama ahanini ari umugore, kandi nkabagore bose bafite amahirwe yo kuvuga 146% basenga impano. Ntukabihane muri iki cyizere gike - hitamo ikintu cyo gukora ikintu gikonje rwose! Muraho, reka t-shirt hamwe na John Snow, azambara gusa mugihugu, kandi akina imipira muri iPhone - nibyiza cyane kugirango mama. Ombom!