Noneho, umukunzi wanjye, ibiruhuko byawe bwite byagize akamaro neza niba:
1. Niba ubwoko bwa salade ya Olivier na Inzoga bitera kuruka udasabwa.
2. Niba ufite ijambo "lenin" ku gahanga.
3. Niba mu nzu yawe munsi yigiti cya Noheri ni uryamye umugabo muburyo bwa Polisi ya Enegeriya.
4. Niba wibuka ko ejo ifarashi yumuntu muburyo bwa polisi y'ifarashi.
5. Niba wabyutse mubyukuri ko abana bawe bafite imizi bakurura ikimenyetso cyumuhanda uhagarara.
6. Niba wabyutse hamwe utamenyerewe, ariko umugabo mwiza cyane mubihobera.
7. Niba yaraje kuba se w'abana bawe n'umunani nk'umugabo wawe.
8. Niba ubyutse urya kandi ubaze uko wajya hejuru.
9. Niba wabyutse kukibuga uhereye kuba igikona kigutera ukuboko.
10. Niba wavumbuye ukuguru kw'inkoko hamwe na mayomonaise n'ibihumyo.
11. Niba ikibazo cyinshuti magara, nkuko ibintu byose byagenze ejo, yohereza umurongo kuri YouTube.
12. Niba ufite hafi ya aquarium yubusa mumutwe wigitanda cyawe. Nta mafi.
13. Niba, ukabyutse, urya salade utazamuye imitwe.
14. Niba buri nshuti ya nimugoroba iguhamagara ukavuga uti: "Daaaa. Wow! Ufashe niba uhamagaye. " Kandi ntiwumva icyo tuvuga, kuko ntashaka kubaza impamvu ntashaka kubaza.
15. Niba umuyobozi wa DPS yaka kandi asaba gukurura kumuhanda.
16. Niba amafoto kuri terefone niyo soko yonyine yamakuru yerekeye mwijoro ryakeye. Kandi rwose ntushaka kubisubiramo.
17. Niba umuturanyi ugeze mu za bukuru uryamye hafi, yaje nijoro afite icyifuzo cyo kudasakuza. Iburyo ku musego umwe hamwe nawe.
18. Niba abagurisha baturutse mububiko bwa divayi bakwita "Madam" hanyuma ubaze aho film ari.
19. Niba ufite tatouage nshya "Vasya" yagaragaye ku kuboko kwawe. Ariko icyarimwe ntabwo uri Vasya, ariko Olga Valerievna.
20. Niba ufite umurambo munini wa elk muri koridoro.
21. Niba inzu yawe yuzuyemo amafaranga, kandi abakusanya abasinzi baryama hasi.
22. Niba uva mu nzu, kandi imbere y'umuryango hari abaturanyi mu rwego rwabiri hanyuma wunamye umukandara.
23. Niba warabyutse nyuma yumwaka mushya, umutwe ntukara, kandi kuri terefone haza SMS kuva kumurongo wa mobile: "Twishimiye Noheri nziza".
24. Niba ubyutse umva ko Santa Claus yibagiwe abakozi be kandi ababaza ibya nyuma.
25. Niba umwana wawe amaze guhaguruka reseppe makumyabiri zinyobwa kuri hangover kandi imwe murimwe yaguhaye kuzungura.