Nibyiza, yasinze. Nibyiza, bibaho ... bibaho hamwe nabantu bose, kandi ntibakunze kubaho, nkuko benshi muritwe tugerageza kwerekana. Noneho ikintu cyingenzi ntabwo ari ugukora ikintu nkicyo mugitondo uzicuza. Ndetse n'intoki ntirikora ku bintu bitanu by'amayokora no kuhemukira cyane bagutegereje gusa iyo utangiye kubeshya.
Terefone
Umwaka nimero ya mbere ni terefone yawe. Ubwa mbere uhanagura urupapuro rwerekana urupapuro kandi ntiwumve, ntugategure guhamagara umuntu cyangwa sms-. Nta na rimwe! Gusa birababaje nta rubanza ... noneho utekereza ko ushobora kwitwaza, nkaho nibeshye. Nzatakambira (na we, we na we) ubutumwa nka "Lucy, ndababaye, ngwino." Kandi igihe yari (we, we, na we) ntiyinjira mu burakari kandi winjiye mu burakari kandi usanzwe utera imbere: "Yoo, ndabona ko aribeshya, muraho, niba usubiza - umeze ute?" Ongera wirengagize? Ariko watangiye, icupa rya mbere rirarangiye. Igihe kirageze cyo gufungura ubutaha no gutangira kumwandikira "ukuri kose." Ibyishimo byawe, niba umurongo wawe ari muto kandi ntuzasiga icupa rya kabiri. Kuberako nyuma ya gatatu uzahitamo kumuhamagara. Kandi neza, niba adasubije. Kuberako niba usubije, noneho uzirya kuri iyi bahamagaye iyi umuhamagaro. Cyangwa ndetse numwaka, niba terefone izamuregera "Urodina" kandi izamuha, nzabiha umunwa kugirango ubashe kumva: "Kera. Yongeye kureba. "
Indorerwamo
Iyo wanyoye bike, indorerwamo irashimishije. Kandi iyo bimaze gusinda, birakubeshya. Urahita utekereza kuri mega, Slim, yafashwe kandi bidasanzwe. Uhanagura iminwa itukura, uzane imyambi ya Hellish kandi urimo gushaka fotik cyangwa terefone kugirango unyure ijana-wenyine. Ntukore, buki! Gusa ntuze mu ndorerwamo, kuko uburyo ubona, nuburyo usa neza - ibintu bitandukanye cyane. Cyane. Uzabimenya mugitondo, ureba amafoto. Wizere, usunitse, uruzitiro ruswera hamwe numusazi, usiba umusatsi no kubyutsa igicucu cya lipstick no kubira ibyuya, bizaguhurira nawe mububiko hamwe namafoto, ntazakongeramo ingingo zawe. Kubwibyo, umaze kubabarira kwigonda kugirango urebe indorerwamo nyuma yicupa ryambere ryumye. Nyuma ya kabiri - byihuse kurenga, kugabanya amaso hasi. Kimwe.
Mudasobwa ihujwe n'umuyoboro
Wumva byose wenyine, yego? Uzashyirwaho kugirango wandike bimwe byumwihariko wanditse hamwe nubusobanuro bwa erotic-filozofiya. Kandi rwose bizashaka kuvuga ukuri kwihariye, kandi imvugo ihamye izaba, ukuri kwibeshya. Nibyiza, yego, niba utatwumva kandi ukabura amatwi yo mu gika cya 2, rwose uzashyirwa kumurongo "wenyine" wenyine muri bikini (igice cya bikini, utarinze bikini). Mugitondo uzayobora ibyo byose byogejwe, ariko gusa - byatinze! Usanzwe uri mu kirere, amashusho muri cache, no mu "shuri ry'ubutaka" munsi y'amafoto yawe yarasabitekerezo ibihumbi bitanu, muri byo bitari itegeko rimwe. Dufite amahirwe niba mama adafite umwanya wo kujya kurupapuro rwawe kugirango yifuze igitondo cyiza. Na papa. Na chef. N'uwahozeho. Na URODNA ... kubwimpamvu runaka muminsi nk'iyi ntabwo itwara umuntu uwo ari we wese. Amategeko ya Murphy, nshuti.
Ikarita y'ikigo n'inguzanyo
Ntakintu kibabaje cyo guhaha. Yoo, ibikorwa remezo byose byo mu mijyi bikarishye kubakobwa basinze bamaze guhamagara ibyahozeho, bakoze amashusho yose ashoboka, abashyira mu mbuga nkoranyambaga, basenyuka hamwe n'inshuti none batekereza kubikora. Hano, bahura nikarita yinguzanyo! Ikindi kiracyari cyiza, tagisi, ikigo gishinzwe guhaha no kuba abagurisha amayeri ntacyo bizavuga: "Umukobwa, ibitotsi byambere, kandi ejo uza kuri iyi ingwe muri amashaza." Ntabwo. Bazatora ibara ryo gukubita fuchsia hamwe na booformang ya cruste raspberry perileti ya raspberry ingwe. Hanyuma wifuze amahirwe, useke inyuma ikindi cyiciro uzibuke igicucu cyasinze, waguze kimwe cya kabiri cyegeranijwe cyumwaka mirongo cyenda na munani. Kandi niyo waba wibuka aho naguze "ingwe", ntuzajya kuyasubiza inyuma. Kubera ko ari isoni!
Amajyaruguru ya Biryilevo
Ni Amajyepfo Butovo, nicyo kilumbertsy, ni Selmash, nacyo kirareba. Ahantu hose umukobwa wasinze agiye kubera ibintu, mugihe amaze kunyura mubyiciro byose, kandi biracyafite impamvu zimwe zibaho kandi zikakomeza amaguru. Ni ukubera iki Biryolto, ko hari Birloo ari muri ibi, kandi ibyo ibitangaza nkibi bimutegereje - umukobwa ntabizi. Ariko we ... neza, birasa nawe ko nugera aho uyumunsi, bizabaho! Nibyo! Hasi! Birashimishije! CYANE! Nkumuganwa kuri Cinderella, gukonjesha gusa. Muri rusange, neza, niba ku bwinjiriro bwa Biryori, uzatererana gato kandi usezeranya guhindura tagisi inyuma. Kuberako Biryulo (ni Buttovo, na hamwe ni hlyhabi) mubisanzwe irangira mmm .... Rero. Nibyiza, mugitondo uzaba urwana uburiri bw'undi muntu kuruhande rwubusa kandi uteye ubwoba kandi uzabikwa mu kaga niba hari ikintu cyangwa wagabanije mumodoka ye. Mubihe bibi - uzi ... muri rusange, ntukeneye kuba turwie! Nibyiza gushyira bikini, uhagarare ku ndorerwamo, fata terefone na mudasobwa hamwe na wi-fi. Ikintu cyose! Niba atari BiryirO.