Zombie Apocalypse ku masangano ahwanye. Umugabo wacu mumasomo yo gutwara

Twasanze inyandiko (n'umwanditsi) muri Kera - LJ nziza kandi yemeje - ibi ni ibyacu! Ninshi kuri benshi muri twe, cyane cyane mubyiciro byambere byiterambere ryabanduye abatsindiye. Kubwibyo, duhita dusangira nawe. Ibyiyumvo Byera, yego?

Tuzaba inyangamugayo, sinigeze ngira gutwara imodoka kandi ntugategure mu gihe cya vuba. Nagiye mu masomo yo gutwara akurikije ihame: "Ndi wenyine nta burenganzira, ariko mu buryo butunguranye, zombie Apocalypse."

Hano uratekereza, imbaga ya Zombie! BIKENEWE GUKORESHWA! Ubwoba! Amarangamutima! Nishe umushoferi wa Zombie mumodoka runaka (burigihe hariho umushoferi wa zombie mumodoka yo guterera), mfite urufunguzo mumufuka kandi ... byose! Utubuto ruri he?! Pedals, kwimura, hehe ugomba guhindura iki? Nigute ushobora gutangira ?! Muri firime muriki gihe uhita werekana igicucu cyo kwiruka. Amakuru ajyanye nibintu byingenzi bitangwa cyane kandi bigoramye.

Muri rusange, amasomo yonyine. Ntabwo nasabye umwigisha hamwe nibitekerezo byawe byintwari byishyuwe ya zombie apocalypse. Gusa yahuye nigitero cyigitero cya Ihuman, hafi yirukana muri tram, yarenze inshuro 34 (muriyo inshuro 12 mumisasu) yahagaze ku isomo rya mbere, birashoboka ko yatsinze ndetse ningingo runaka.

Ndumva neza, Ndi umunyamaguru kuva akivuka. Ndi mu gashya. Kandi umuvuduko wibisanzwe bintera kumva gutakaza ubugome, kandi urebye igikomere cyibyo magare y'icyuma, nanone no kumva ingaruka zidasubirwaho.

Nyuma yamasomo abiri, njye, wirinze kurokoka abitabiriye amahugurwa bose mumuhanda, shiraho uburyo budasanzwe bwo gutwara "mumbabarire, ndababaye, mumbabarire ko mbaho." Nagize ubwoba kuri buri wese, nuko niruka kumuhanda kuri dick kuri 30 km / h. Kandi nari mfite ubwoba. Kandi burigihe. Umwigisha arandeba indaya. Ni umuntu mwiza - ituze. Ntabwo nasakuza, ntiwanyeganyega, ntiwafashe imbunda yo gukiza ikiremwamuntu. Dzen-buddhist mubyukuri. Ndabikunda.

Mu gihe runaka nabonye gukora ku gutwara imyumvire y'umuntu utari muri iyo ngingo, ariko kubera impamvu runaka yishyuye kandi yagiye mu nama ya BDSm. Ububabare nubusegije aho wataye umushahara hafi ya yose. Nibyiza, ntabwo ari igicucu, eh ?!!

Ariko kubikorwa biguzwe - bigomba kumira. Kandi nize cyane. Kandi mu buryo butunguranye, hari ukuntu natwaye mu buryo butunguranye. Ndetse atangira kwishimira gutwara! Imodoka yaretse ubwonko, naho ubundi atangira kumvira. Kandi nahagaritse hafi abantu bose kubangamira ubwanwa. Ibyo biracyari "hafi", ariko sinikwiriye rwose! Iyi ni kaifovo! Kandi bimaze gutsinda ibitekerezo byishuri.

Iyi nkuru igomba kugira finale idasanzwe, ariko ndacyumva impamvu nkeneye ubumenyi kubyerekeye uwagomba guha inzira ihwanye na Zombie muri Zomicalypse. :(

Inyandiko n'indahiro: Kohaku-oya-Neko