Kunda ikibi, n'ihene zitatwitayeho, ntuzigere ukomeza kubitaho. Nyamara, ubugome bukabije kandi butagira impuhwe ku mico idakwiye (nyuma - kuri ubwo buryo "nisk.lubof") hari agatsiko k'ingaruka mbi. Byaba bikwiye rero ko utishimiye urukundo byibuze gukumira!
imwe. Icy'ingenzi: Uratakaza ibiro. Oya, oya, ntukagikeneye ibi: "Mfite impungenge, ndazamuka muri firigo, guhobera inkoko zifite amarira ..." nisk. Umugozi ukeneye gukoreshwa neza! Wibagirwe gusangira, ureba kopi yubwenge hamwe nibisubizo bitemewe, amabara hejuru yisahani, kugeza igihe abantu bose babajije ifunguro rya kabiri, ariko bakarya basangira sms-Ku.
2. Kugabana - byose! Wanditse impamyabumenyi no mu gitabo. Ufunguye ubuhungiro bw'injangwe n'itegeko rishya ry'urutandare ya Rhododendrons. Ujya muri yoga, hanyuma mu kabari "injangwe mbi". Wowe Decapana na Harden. Urashobora no guhurira mu burebure bw'amashanyarazi. Iyo ufite imyumvire "rero rero hari irungu rimwe na rimwe, rimwe na rimwe mu bwiherero.
3. Ariko oya, ntabwo byose. Uracyakora umusatsi ushushanyije o'connor na tatoua hamwe na triceratop, ubwiherero bwa quarchich "na wenyine hamwe ningwe muri Himalaya. Ibi niyaguhisemo ikintu kidasanzwe kidasanzwe ko SMS-Ki izagabanuka cyangwa aho kuba ingwe kuva Himalaya.
Bane. Ah, yego, narirenganye. Uracyakora. Nkundi Mugayiza. Birumvikana ko bitoroshye kwishora muri raporo - iyo, aho kuba imirongo yinshimiye, kubwimpamvu runaka, kubwimpamvu runaka, hari ubwoko bwimyororoka. Ariko uriteguye kwandikisha ifarashi ya jockey kugirango wirukane iyi dayimoni. Witeguye kuguma mu biro kugeza mu gicuku, gusa mu nzu yubusa yo kudatererana ukwezi na terefone zidahwitse.
bitanu. Ariko wowe, ukoresheje inzira, ntacyo ushobora gukora. Ufite uburenganzira bwuzuye. Kuberako ubuzima buri hejuru kandi byose ntacyo bivuze rwose. Urashobora kuguma kuri sofa nurukuta. Nibyo, kandi hamwe ninkoko, niyo mpamvu. "Nkira icyo ushaka, nubwo igihugu cyakemutse - gikiriho ubuzima bwanjye ntiburyoshye!" Umupira nyine wasobanukiwe neza, ntabwo ukundi, Nesch. Labofie yize.
6. Wegerana n'inshuti. Imitini yavugana nawe niba ufite umututsi hamwe nicyatsi-giteye ubwoba. Kandi rero ufite buri wa gatanu ibirori biruka biruka (uhereye kubantu batarahunga cyangwa basanzwe bafite impungenge), no ku wa kabiri cyangwa ibidukikije, amatsinda adasanzwe hamwe nitsinda ryitsinda.
7. Wanditse kurubuga rusange. Inyandiko zawe ni amayobera nka Sphinx Broods kandi ishishikaye nkubushyo bwamazina. Kandi gusa gusa uzakora hanze - kandi na none, na none, udashidikanya kandi urambiranye sushi idashimishije.
umunani. Urimo kurota. Tumaze guhura na coupon nziza cyangwa lilac itanu, ureba abaperesi cyangwa kwicara mu nama hagati ya Lidia Ivanovna, ntutekereza kubyo wifuza. Wifuriza vuba kandi ushishikaye. Ufite icyo uharanira. Hagati aho, hariho icyifuzo mubantu, ifite ubuzima!
icyenda. Uzagira inzozi nziza kandi zishimishije. Ubusanzwe psychoanalyst yagomba kuba, mubyukuri, kuko ibikoresho bitagereranywa nabyo no kwishyura. Hamwe nubwoba, wabyuka hamwe numwenyura wishimye kumunwa muri Vulgar Umuryango wa SULGARY MU BURYO BWA PING?
10. Ukura icyerekezo cya paranormal. Paredolia ahamagarwa mu buhanga. Gusa ibi, muburyo bumwe. Mubintu byose bikikije ubona ishusho yoroshye. Ndetse no mu gicucu cy'igiti runaka. Tutibagiwe n'abantu, gutunga ibintu bisa nuburyo bwo kwambara.
cumi n'umwe. Na Densitivite ikura inhuman. Mwese mwumva umuziki wose kandi wumve firime. Urashobora kurira no kurira no hejuru yamahirwe murukundo hamwe na minion hamwe nindirimbo ye ya epic kubyerekeye ikigwari.
12. N'inzira igana kubabazwa. Ibi kandi birakuza cyane. Kandi ibi ni, muburyo, inzira nziza cyane! Ntabwo wemera - baza abadakora igihe kirekire. Na kandi - ni ingirakamaro. Kuri psychologiste muri iki gihe barabaza.
13. Wiga gushima ubuzima, mubigaragaza bito kandi bitera imbere. Imyanda yose yamwabonye cyangwa ifitanye isano nayo iba ifite agaciro kandi idafite agaciro. Iyi sanduku y'icyayi yagumanye nawe kuva muri uri munsi yishimye mugihe wari wicaye iruhande rw'ubwonko bwa nyuma ku mutwe. Hano iyi acorn watoye mumuhanda, aho yakoresheje metero magana abiri kandi arota kuri metero.
cumi na bine. Ufite ikibazo gikomeye kandi cyintwari. Utangiye gukora ishimwe (gusa ni, damn yambuwe). Kandi ubucuruzi bwose ni ubwiza buhebuje bwa kagoma yabuze, ukuboko kudakomeye k'umubiri wa Namuelo hafi yabo - n'iri tsinda rya mbere.
cumi na gatanu. Muri rusange, muri rusange. Niba dukundana gusa mumatamatarashaka kandi nta mwana. Mubasubiza gusubiranamo no bihagije. Mubatureba ntekereza, imiterere nibyifuzo byintwari zuruhererekane. Mubahinduka uruganda rwiza rwa papa. Kandi ntabwo ari mubyiza, byo mwishyamba kandi bicwaga imisozi bikize mwisi yimbere na Pantokarin. Byagenda bite mwisi, turagusaba ?! Skobet na Tlen. Byaba ari ibicucu gusa, mvugishije ukuri. Kandi ntabwo nakwibuka ibiri kuri pansiyo - hamwe numutima wibyishimo nibisobanuro byinshi kumarangamutima nkayo udafite ubuzima!