Wakuyeho inzu mu gace gashya kandi mu buryo busanzwe muri weekend ya mbere yasanze inkwi yawe yimutse hamwe nawe kandi birumvikana ko itigeze yibagirwa ko akunda gukina. Ariko ibi ntabwo aribwo bwongeye kuvumbura! Birasa naho abasigaye badashimishije abaturanyi bazuzura ubwinjiriro bwose!Stamja Ijanisha
Mwana kandi na nyirakuru wangiza bidasanzwe ubaho munsi yawe. Ntabwo yibuka Stalin gusa na Khrushchev gusa, ariko arafatwa, bisa nkaho imyaka yabana ya John Grozny. Ibyerekeye We urangiza injyana ya mop ku gisenge, isaha nijoro (ni ryari bazamena ikintu?) Kandi televiziyo ya nyirakuru, birumvikana ko ari nyirakuru. Byagaragaye kenshi rimwe mu cyumweru - nka barindwi.
Impamvu iroroshye - ugenda cyane, wiruke kandi muri rusange ubeho. Birashoboka ko ufite imyanda kubimukira ?? Kandi, nukuvuga, kuki uhora ubaho wasinze ?? Kubwibyo, bihora bikumva hamwe nubutaka bwaho kandi bigatera abapolisi. Abashinzwe umutekano kubiranga imibanire yawe na mugenzi wawe barabizi. Ndetse nawe ubyitabira kandi rimwe na rimwe uzanye cake ku cyayi. Icyayi, ntabwo ari abanyamahanga.
Hugh Hefner.
Abana nawe kurubuga rumwe. Ntabwo ari dock cyane, kuramutsa, kumwenyura, imyanda munsi yumuryango ntabwo ihuye. Gusa ibibazo ni imyitwarire myiza. Ubwa mbere, abagore ahora baza kuri we. Kandi mwiza. Byongeye kandi, bitandukanye. Nigute ushobora kubyitwaramo utazi - wagira ishyari bucece, cyangwa ukundi kwamagana cyane no gukomanga cyane Uwiteka kurukuta.
Nibyiza, kandi icya kabiri, wumva ushaje ukarambirana, kandi insake n'induru ziva inyuma y'urukuta, muvuga ko umuturanyi wawe afite impungenge mu mibonano mpuzabitsina, ibintu birashimishije kuruta ibyawe. Kandi we, imbwa, imyaka 10! Nisoni, yego?
Umuyobozi w'inzu
Abana nawe ku ngazi imwe. Akora igorofa yo koza hasi, ibimenyetso byavukiye mu nzu hamwe nanditse "ku kazi" kandi muri rusange bishora mu nyungu z'umuryango ku ngazi. Muri icyo gihe, amagorofa ntabwo yangiriye nabi murihame, ayitera ko ari we wenyine, ariko urahaguruka. Aje kurakara mugihe wowe, mubitekerezo we, gukubita imiryango cyane. Kandi, yego, imifuka hamwe nimyanda, igaragara buri gihe munsi yumuryango wawe, nayo irambara. Kuva ku bibi.
Doggyman
Ku muhanda wingabo, umuburo wumuyaga na tsunami, kandi uyu muturanyi agenda nimbwa. Nkibisanzwe nta gutombora kandi nta munwa. Nibyo, uzi ko atarumye. Nibyiza, nibyo, uravuga igihe cyose. Ariko ejobundi ejo, iyi monster yazanye umwanzi rottweiler. Kandi uwanyuma yagize amahirwe kuba Veterineri. Ese ni imbaraga ze zo gutekereza? Imbwa ihora inguri, iboroge ukwezi kandi muri rusange iganisha ku mibereho ibaho. Ariko uranyuze, ntutinye! Ntabwo aruma.
Samodelkin
Byakozwe neza! Byose biyigira wenyine. No gusana, n'ibikoresho, ndetse na rusange kumuboko yose shebuja. Imwe "ariko": Gusana bimaze imyaka 15. Ijwi ryamayeri ryenga byose. Ariko nta njyanama zirimo. Nta kintu kibi akora. Inyundo gusa. No kunyeganyega. No gukomanga. Ishami ry'abaringe ubwaryo riragaragara! Kandi ibi byose ni wikendi, birebire ... Nari nshishikajwe no gusoma, kuvugisha ukuri. Niba utekereza, ahari umuntu ukomeje gukura abakira aho hantu?
Umufatanyabikorwa
Igihe cyose nuyu muntu ninkuru imwe. We, kubera inzira, abaho. Niba yarasannye ashyira laminate, hanyuma arakizwa kandi ntiyashyize urwego rwijwi. Kubwibyo, urumva byose - Ukuntu umukungugu ugwa hasi, nkuko asigiye icyayi nuburyo anyeganyeho terefone ye, anashyira hasi. Abashyitsi baraza ahoraho buri gihe. Kandi nawe wumve. Kandi baracyakunda kuririmbira hamwe. SI ubu buryo.
Bakunda gusakuza cyane bafite amajwi arwaye kandi barangaga kuri gitari (aho utekereza ko bimaze kuba umugozi, umwe gusa). Nibyo, bose biboneye abikuye ku mutima bakoresheje kandi batangazwa cyane nigihe buri gihe nyuma ya 23 mutagira ubwoba urugi hanyuma usabe kwishimisha. Niki? Niba abashyitsi bataje, umuturanyi arahindukira mu muziki uranguruye kandi aririmba umwe. Igihe cyose uhamagaye ku muryango buri gihe cyatunguwe no kubaza: "Chotakov?"
Umusazi
Mubisanzwe iyo nyirubwite yose. Umuntu wese azi neza igihe afite umusaruro kandi atuye atuje. Muraho, dore umuntu. Kandi arashobora gutaka nijoro, asimbukira ku ngazi kandi akabangamiye mu buryo butemewe n'amategeko. Ariko ukeneye gusa kubabara - yitwara ukwezi kuzuye. Kandi muri rusange bigomba kumvikana. Umuntu afite iherezo rikomeye, yego. Kandi inzoga hano ntabwo aribyo rwose, ntukeneye umwanda!
Botanist
Buri gihe arakura neza akasezerana, umusore asimbuka, yinjira muri lift, abaza igorofa yawe. Ntabwo ubikunda. Gushidikanya ni ubwoko runaka. Aramusuhuza iki? Muri rusange mu mazi akiri ...
Indaya
Yoo, erega, ibintu byose birasobanutse. Basore, ariko, ntabwo ayobora. Ariko umuyobozi yakubwiye ko wizeye ko Umugoronga yabonye akabibwira inzego, kuko yahisemo nijoro kuri tagisi yaje gushyuha kandi naf. Nibyiza, mubyukuri ibyo! Kandi imifuka ahorana bimwe. Kandi unicure hamwe na we, n'imisatsi, kandi wambaye ubusa hari ukuntu bimeze he ... Niki? PR IMIKORESHEREZE? Uku nuburyo bwitwa nonaha!
Inyandiko
Abaho muri etage ya kabiri (gake hejuru) kandi burigihe bitera lift. Kandi igihe cyose ambaje ategereje, araza amaguru. Kandi lift ntabwo ibiziho. Kandi igihe cyose arebera ahishura amaboko. Hamwe nawe. Kuko mubisanzwe uri imbere. Kuberako igihe cyose watinze, umuturanyi wawe atera lift. Noneho urabizi.
Umuryango ufite abana
Uramwenyura neza mugihe uhuye na lift, ariko niba baza aho uri bitarenze kuwa gatandatu, iyo wize igitambaro kumutwe wanjye (hanyuma ugerageze gushaka igisubizo cyikibazo, kuki ejo nyuma yicyakumbu drank champagne), ntabwo wagira neza. Kuberako muri iki gihe, umwana ntangiye guca amenyo, mugihe umurezi wa Piyano aje kumusaza, naho ikigereranyo ni itsinda ryincuke gusura. Kandi ibi byose birasakuza cyane !!!
