Umururumba ni ibicucu, kashe, ku gahato ndetse no kumururumba. Kandi rimwe na rimwe birasekeje gusa. Ndibuka nyuma kandi ntuzabyumva - kandi byari iki? Twasabye abasomyi bacu kuvuga ku manza z'umururumba utuje ku basore n'abagabo.
Twagabanije orange
Nuburyo umugabo yaguze murugo amacunga hamwe nindimu. Nimugoroba, papa yaje kunsanga ambwira ko mama yarafashwe, kandi nayashyikirize mama Orange na we. Umugabo agarutse ku kazi abona ko orange imwe gusa iryamye muri firigo, yangize amahano ati: "Ntacyo mfite cyo kugabana ibicuruzwa."Kubera iyo mpamvu, nari nijoro, mu gihe cy'itumba, nirukaga ahantu hatuje k'umujyi gushakisha igorofa ryo gutuza umugabo we imbuto.
Nkeneye kuvuga ko umugabo ari - uwahozeho?
Gutekereza
Umukunzi yigeze ntiyigeze anyemerera kugura amazi mubushyuhe, kuko nta mafaranga yari afite. Igihe naguzwe ("kuri njye, kubabara kubera ibyo udafite amafaranga?!") ... yatsinze amafaranga 10 yo gutanga amakuru!
Uwa kabiri yasuye umukunzi wanjye ntabwo ari njye gusa kandi yari azwiho kuba nta kintu n'umudamu umwe yaguze. Igihe kimwe, kibaho umukobwa wumukobwa unyuze kuri ice cream, nahemukiye "naguze ice cream, ariko urakorora!" Umukobwa wumukobwa yari afite ubuzima bwiza.
Udafite umutima
Inkuru ntabwo ari iyanjye, ariko umuvandimwe umwe. Yageze kumusore we, ashimishije cyane, bisa nkaho ari byiza, hamwe nakazi keza. Yamukunze rwose, kandi yari amaze kurota uburyo igitabo cyabo cyateza imbere neza.
Yaramuhamagaye, kandi hafi ya byose byagaragaye ko yari ahugiye mu kazi kandi ntashobora gusubiza. Ku bw'ivyo, yajugunye umuhamagaro we, hanyuma arabibuka. Bavugaga, bemera iyo nama, bahura, nibindi. Muri rusange, ibintu byose ni byiza.
Ageze kumuhamagara mu kanya nk'iki amaze kwidegembyaga rwose, asubiza umuhamagaro we. Amaze kumva ati: "Kuki wasubije? Kuki utanyita wenyine? Niba wahamagaye, ntabwo nabonaga amafaranga kuri terefone! Kandi rero amafaranga yanjye azakurwa kuri terefone! "
Kubarwa
Njye hari ukuntu nicujije frend yanjye, ariko nahaye amacupa y'amazi 15 yumusarani ya euro 3. Bakijijwe, baravuga bati: Bagenda byinshi. Ibintu byose byagiye kumyanda, Freund nayo.Bakeneye gushobora guhitamo, gutanga
Umwe mu musore wanjye yari afite isosiyete ye nto, ni ukuvuga ko atari we watemeranya. Kuri kimwe mu rugendo, namusabye kugura shokora ya shokora. Yaguze. Bidatinze, byari ngombwa gutaha. Kubwimpamvu runaka, gutwara abantu ntabwo byagiye muri ako kanya, kandi nasabye kumpamagara tagisi. Aho yansubije, ni ubuhe bwoko bwa shokora yangutswe, ariko nta mafaranga ahari tagisi.
Imisumari
Hari kera, ariko biracyaza. Yanyitayeho, kandi aziranye n'umuryango wanjye wose, asaba isabukuru y'amavuko. Yazanye ibice bibiri. Hamwe na bibiri, Karl !!! Kumavuka kumuntu mukuru !!! Nashubije kugura kanseri imwe ntibyari byoroshye, ntabwo nabona ibirenge, naho bitatu kugura - byaba bihenze. Byongeye kandi, ntabwo ndi n'umugore wanjye. Hanyuma sinabikora, birumvikana.Niki ufite agaciro, cyiza?
Umwe ukoraho ku itariki ya mbere yavuze ko indabyo zigomba gukwiriye. Nibwo bwa nyuma.
Uyu niwo munsi wawe, nshuti!
Inkuru ntabwo ari izanjye, ariko sinshobora kunanira.8 WERURWE. Hamagara ku muryango, umukunzi ugenda akingura no gutungurwa abona ku muryango w'inshuti ye. Mu biganza bye afite agasanduku ka bombo.
Niba yari yambaye skate, cyangwa yicaye ku ngamiya, yari gutangazwa make. Umusore yari umunyamururumba, kugirango abishyire wenyine. Hanyuma naje hamwe nibiryo ndeba, ndashimira ijambo ryumva: Ndashimira kuri munani wa Werurwe, nkwifurije kwishima no gutsinda (simbizi niba nifuza ibisobanuro).
Nyuma y'ibyo, akingura agasanduku, amuha bombo ebyiri kandi agenda arushaho kwiyongera - gushimira abandi batio bamenyereye.
Ariko kuvugisha ukuri
Mushikiwabo yatandukanije umusore, imyaka 30 na we, by the way. Babanye igice cyumwaka. Kugenda, yasangiye buhoro buhoro igitambaro cyose cyatanzwe; Yita ku bikombe byombi byatsindiye Cola kandi ako kanya kuva kuri Freezer - agace k'ibicumbi. Nibyiza, nihehe mubuzima bwigenga umuntu ukuze adafite kimwe cya kabiri cyipaki yamakuba!
Andika bisi
Ku munyeshuri, twajyanye n'umunyeshuri twiganaga yo kwimenyereza Espagne. Ngaho, rimwe na rimwe, Tusali hamwe na Mendede yaho - baragumye gusa, ntakundana. Kandi amaze kuyijugunya amayero atanu, bisi yabuze cyangwa ikintu nkicyo. Hanyuma, nyuma yigihe gito, mbere yo kugenda, nagerageje kuganira, nkigihe tumugarukira amafaranga - kohereza banki cyangwa nkuko bikwiye. Yatanze Umuhungu Ubwenge ...Ubwoba
Nk'intangiriro, twagiye kwiyuhagira hamwe. Igice, gisometse, gitose, gishyushye ... cyageze kuri Gel yo kwiyuhagira Elitike ku ifuro. Hanyuma avugana cyane ati: "Urambika gel cyane? Cappers ku ifuro irahagije, nagenzuye. " Iyaba nari mfite umunyamuryango, byaba hasi nkagwa.
Imipira
Umusore wanjye yari afite umutekano cyane (mumaso yumunyeshuri), kuko ijoro rya Disco rishobora gukundwa amezi atatu - ingana zigera ku 9000, hashize imyaka 15 byari byiza. Nuburyo, twateraniye hamwe nurukundo rwo gutunganya no gutera ubwoba muri supermarket. Vino, isosi buy buy. Mu buryo butunguranye ndabona imipira ya tennis muri paki, ibice 3, bisaba amafaranga 130. Kandi nasomye gusa mu kinyamakuru kimwe kubakobwa ukeneye gukaraba ikoti. Twaguze ibicuruzwa ahantu hamwe 5.000, kandi imipira kuri njye yari ihenze cyane kuri we !!! Byambabaje bite !!! Nibyiza, ntakintu cyabaye. Ntabwo bitewe n'imipira, birumvikana ... kandi birashoboka kubwibyo.Ntabwo ari umuterankunga
Nari mfite imyaka 19, umukunzi wacyo icyo gihe - 31 (Ndabona ko, kuko umukene nifuza, birashoboka ko yababariwe). Yaguze cream n'amata kugirango akureho kwisiga - ikintu nka garnier yiyoroshya. Hanyuma, avuga ko yaguze kugirango mba murugo gusa, kuko atashakaga kuba umuterankunga.
Ingingo yateguye Lilith Mazikina
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