Hariho ubwoko, twese twambaye twese, ariko, abakobwa? Ukuri. Waba uzi abakobwa bangahe bakugiriye kuri gare imwe? Legio! Ibi biragaragara cyane mugihe cyo kubwoko bwigihugu.
Oya, twe, byanze bikunze, menya ko utari byo, kandi ntubanje kureba ubwenegihugu bwe, ariko niba atari isaha mbi. Yego. Emera uburyo. Nko mu rubura rwa Nyakanga. Uracyatera byibuze rimwe mubwoko bumwe. Kandi wibuke ijambo ryiza amafoto, waburiwe.
Umuyahudi
Ari umunyabwenge rwose. Umunyabwenge ndetse. Kandi arashimishije cyane. Amaso manini, yuzuyemo ubwicanyi, umunwa usanzwe, intoki ndende hamwe numwirondoro udasanzwe, nkaho uhiga .. Khm, mumbabarire. Rero, usibye ibyo byiza, Umuyahudi yahawe imico yoroshye, imiterere y'amahoro, na kandi - ni umuntu mwiza wumuryango na Data mwiza. Fata, ngufi, kugeza igihe nzakura.
Niki gufata: Afite nyina. Mama afite abantu bose, ariko afite nyina. Kubwibyo, wibagirwe ijambo "couple". Ubumwe bwawe ni we, nyina nawe. Uri ahantu hashize. Mama nawe azamubwira kubyo atekereza ku ngingo yawe.
Bishimye
Cyangwa Turukiya. Cyangwa Umunyamisiri. Uwese, ngufi. Ni ryari uheruka kumva umeze nk'umwamikazi - mu bwana, igihe Hula-Hula-Hula-Hula-Hula-Hula-Hula-Hula-Hula-Hula-Hula-Hula-Hula ihambiriye mu rukenyerero iramutwara urupapuro? Bingo - Wowe Urobwe. Cyangwa Jasmine. Ibyo ari byo byose, urasenga. Kandi wambaye mumaboko yawe no gusezeranya kubona inyenyeri ivuye mwijuru. Urumva, ntiwemera. Noneho urabizwa - nshuti, unkurikire! Dore inzu yanjye ku nkombe y'Inyanja y'Ubururu, dore ikotomoni yanjye, yuzuye Dinale, dore mama, guhura, binyuze mu nzira. Tuzabaho nkuko ubishaka, kuko ndagukunda. Unywa itabi ukanywa byeri? Birashimishije, ukunda! Ukuntu nshaka abana muri wewe! Kandi, nukuvuga, hamwe na we bishimishije cyane. Ni umuntu mukuru. WII!
Niki gufata: ifirimbi, nko guhumeka. Inzu ntabwo ari we, ariko nyirarume, umufuka wibagiwe mu modoka ye, igihe yahise akingurira, kandi ntazabona inyenyeri, kuko - neza, ubuki, ari ku rutugu! Ariko, niba uri umunyabyaha wumufirizo zubuhanzi - urashobora kugerageza. Azarema ibiruhuko mubuzima bwawe, kandi uri ibindi byose. Harimo mammoth ubucukuzi bwa mammoth.
Burger nziza
Ushaka umugabo uzakureba hamwe namaso yishimye yimbwa yizerwa - Abanyaburayi beza. Ikidage, nibyiza. Nabo, ibintu bibi, birafunze cyane nabadamu b'abagore ko isugi y'Uburusiya isa nkaho ari imana. Yoo, Imana, izi borzzhzh! Byongeye kandi, Abanyaburayi bahangayikishijwe no kugaragara kwabo. Birumvikana, kandi muri bo harimo imyenda yuzuye urujijo, ariko ibi, vuga, kuzimirwa. Abanyaburayi bakurikiranye ibishushanyo mbonera, amenyo n'imbunda. Wares umugabo umeze nka melodrama nziza? Bahitemo aho.
Niki gufata: Uzagira igitsina cyiza. Yitwa "igitereko biroroshye kwiyegurira kuruta gusobanura impamvu atari." Muri rusange, abasigaye bose bazubakwa kuri iri hame. Nshuti, nigute udashaka gushyira amenyo kuri shelf idasanzwe? Ibi ntabwo bishyize mu gaciro! Turacecetse kubyerekeye gukoresha ubwayo - Ah, ni izihe nkweto, ntushobora gukomeza kubaho udafite undi mugabo n'umugore wumuhondo mumashani yicyatsi. Ariko Figu. Ugomba.
Aziya y'Amayobera
Nubwo yaba ari syadmin gusa, isa na samurai. Kandi niba atari nka samurai, nka ninja. Mumugishe azi uko bikaraba - Nibyo bisa nkaho bifite ibitekerezo byiza kuburyo atari igiterane cy'imyanda, ariko sibyo. Igenda nk'intwali. Cyangwa nkumubyinnyi. Niki gihari - nk'inzoka. Ishimishije. Birasa nkaho ari byiza cyane - Abanyaziya nabyo ni hyperial. Azafatanije imirimo itanu, iyaba umuryango we ntacyo ukeneye. Kandi umuryango we ni ubanza muri mwese muri abana, kandi icyo gihe gusa abavandimwe bose bahari. Nibyiza, nibyo?
Niki gufata: Ntushobora gukora. Ninde wita kubyo ushaka? Ntushobora gukora - kandi wicare murugo. Mutegure ibihimbano by'ibiryo umunani, bisangira - kuri cumi na bitanu kandi ntiwibagirwe gutsinda paruwasi ishyushye kuri paruwasi ye. Kandi kandi - ijwi ntiriyongera. Kumwenyura, umuheto ntuhitemo niba Uwiteka atazaba mumyumvire. Abana na bo kuri wewe. Arakora! Muri rusange, urashaka kumenya igikuramu kuba umukurambere - ushize amanga usohokane kubayapani. Cyangwa koreya. Ifarashi imwe (nto).
Umuntu Wacu
Vanya yoroshye yikirusiya. Cyangwa kolyan. Ibyiza byubusa, umukunzi-umukunzi, roho yumuryango, byoroshye kandi byumvikana, nka kopeke eshatu. Kandi aracyari mwiza, cyangwa ikindi kintu. Gato, hamwe ninda itegura inkweto, mubice bya mushroom - ubu ni ubwoko bwose bwabakomokaho, biraryoshye .. kandi ingenzi. Binini no gusukura. Gushushanya neza. Niki, ariko, ntabwo ari vice - kugeza ku cyiciro runaka. Kandi hamwe na we. Kandi ntakeneye gusobanura. Uzi ukuntu ifite agaciro - mugihe ntakintu gikeneye gusobanurwa?
Niki gufata: Ntakuri, nukuri. Kuri bose. Ninde uguhamagara saa tatu za mugitondo? Kandi iyi ni nyirarume Grisha, paddy umuturanyi kuri garage. Buji ye yaranyuzwe kandi imiyoboro iraka. Birakenewe kubiryoha, kandi nibyo .. Mark. Wowe rero, nshuti, hari ukuntu hano ari akazu ko kuzimya kugeza ubu, sawa? Ifarashi ifarashi. Kandi ifuru ntiyibagirwe guhanagura. Intwari yawe izagaruka kandi izagwa kuri Duma Duma. Yateguye ibyiza kuri bane. Hanyuma, azahitamo ko utamwumva - n'amababi. Ntabwo hazabaho umushahara wo kwishyura, ntukingire.
