Nkuko twese tubizi (kandi nawe uzi!), Uburambe - Umwana wamakosa aragoye. Kandi uburambe bwubukungu numubyeyi nyawe! N'ubundi kandi, bake muri twe ntitwahuye n'amata yaka, amagi yamenetse cyangwa na gato - yibagiwe kandi adafite incuro ku butaka bwuzuye.
Ariko byose, uzavuga uti, Amakosa amwe yumvikana, kavukire cyane kandi akaba. Kandi uzaba ufite ukuri. Kubwibyo, uyumunsi turaguha abantu nyayo nyayo yabantu bamaze gukura, ariko bakomeza gutinda. Na bimwe - bihagije mubana, nibuka gusa: o)Ibitangaza bya Slakalky
Nubusore bwe, twahisemo kubona umwenda wumukara hamwe numukunzi wanjye. Ntabwo twari dufite umwenda wumukara, hari impapuro zishaje. Umurongo wera. Gushushanya imyenda nayo ntabwo (hari na basties).
Twasuzumye ko umwenda ari fibre. N'umusatsi nawo ni fibre. Irangi ry'umusatsi rero rirazunguruka rwose. Araguhana. Basma. Irangi mu bwogero.
Ubwiherero bwagombaga kuzamura - ibara ryijimye-icyatsi ntibushaka kujyana. Impapuro ntizihinduka.
Oops
Igihe nabonye ubusitani bwanjye, mama yampaye imbuto zo kubiba, kuvuga ko ari parisile. Namubonye, arazamuka, ariko gato ntabwo yari ameze nk'amababi kuri peteroli.Natekereje ko ari ubwoko bumwe budasanzwe. Impumuro yari idahari, ibiranga byinshi biranga. Ariko ntibyambujije. Nakoresheje iyi parisile zose munzu yongeraho isupu, Borscht, nibindi Kandi murya neza!
Kandi mu gihe cyizuba, parisile yanjye yabonye imizi ya orange irazimya karoti.
Pilaf
Hariho umugore utwite, yahisemo gutegura Pilaf "iburyo" muri saucepan glamorous ya Bergof. Yatangiye kubyerekeye "Amavuta azunguruka" na Ida.
Amavuta yafashe umuriro maze mpitamo kuzimya ... n'amazi! Inkingi y'umuriro yatwitse hafi ya hafi igasiga ikizinga cyirabura ku gisenge. Inzu yose yari mu mwotsi.
Nashimishije umwana wimyaka umwe mucyumba kirekire ntangira guhamagara umugabo wanjye. Kandi iyi bastard, akumva monologue yanjye inyeganyega, yabajije iti: "Sinabyumva rero - Pilaf ntazabikora?".
Supcha
Igihe nagaruka mvuye mu rugendo rwanjye rwa mbere hamwe na turkger, nahisemo kwirata umuryango ufite ubuhanga bushya bwo kwitegura. Kugirango imyigaragambyo yahisemo isupu ya Pea. Ariko rero amashaza menshi asuka mu isafuriya asanzwe mugihe twihishe mu ndobo ku ndobo yabanyandi 30.Amashaza yavuyemo twibanda ko yatemye isakramentu, ikonje, kandi bihagije igihe kirekire.
Nyuma yo gusiga irangi
Injangwe yaranze padi ukunda. Namuhagurukiye gukaraba muri mashini. Yaramenyerejwe muri icyo gikorwa, yuzuza ko yamesagaho hamwe nisahani ya kera yukuntu habaye amababa. Nagize ubwoba mpitamo imodoka kuri drain.
Imodoka yihutiye, aratoroka, ariko banga yaranze kandi gufungura umupfundikizo ntibigeze bemera. Nabwirijwe kumara amasaha abiri, yagabanutse amazi binyuze muri valle yo hepfo. Imbwa yazimye neza iradoda yishira mukwa.
Amagi
Igihe nari mfite imyaka 9 cyangwa 10, nyuma yishuri mama, nansobanuriye kuri terefone uburyo bwo gutegura ifunguro rya sasita. Ibicuruzwa bimaze muri firigo ntabwo byahindutse usibye amagi. Mama yagiriye inama ati: "Amagi ya Skari, iminota 5 kandi yiteguye."Nimugoroba, Mama yavumbuye indobo ishonje kandi yuzuye amagi mbisi. Nasutse amazi akonje mu isafuriya, nshyira amagi, ahindukirira amashyiga, ategereza amashyiga, ategereza iminota 5, afata amagi, avunika - ajugunywa - ajugunywa - ajugunywa - ajugunywa. Kandi rero hamwe icumi
Umufasha wa Papina
Papa yari yihuta cyane mubirori byingenzi. Nasabye gukubita ipantaro. Ururimi, rushishikaye muri Gauze, rusanzwe rusobanutse rwumwambi kumusemuzi wa logatithicmic.
Umwambi warahindutse - ntuzagira utunganye! Ariko mu ipantaro, kubera ko nagoretse ubushishozi. Papa yakoraga ibi.
Lenin yari afite ukuri
Mu kiti cyanjye cyabitswe izina ubwoko bwose. Kandi, mugihe gitunguranye cyaragaragaye, impapuro zo guteka. Mbere yo gucana gaze, urupapuro rwo guteka rukururwa, ariko ntikareba impapuro. Yafashe umuriro. Nahishe ifuru kandi ntegereje kugeza igihe nzahurira. Hanyuma nahisemo gukusanya nkisuku ryihuse.Sogokuru Lenin yari afite ukuri! Flame yakomotse kubera ikibatsi. Iburyo mu isuku ya vacuum mu mufuka. Nabwirijwe guhamagara umugabo wanjye - yagiriye inama yo kubeshya kuri sofa kandi ntakore ikintu cyose mbere yo kugera. Mugihe mugihe.
Yamazaki
Ababyeyi bagiye iminsi itatu, bansize na mushiki we mu murima. Twahisemo gukora kuki "roza", nk'amashami. Kandi ibintu byose byabaye byiza cyane. Arangije, igihe isafuriya iva ifunze ihagaze na Chadila, nahisemo ko ari ngombwa gukonja. Ntabwo nazanye ubwenge uburyo bwo gusuka muri guteka amavuta ya litiro yamazi akonje.
Nibyiza, ko nashoboye kwimuka !!! Ibibanza biva mu mavuta ashyushye yatwikiriye igikoni cyose. Ikintu kibabaje cyari umunsi wabanjirije igisenge. Nagerageje gushushanya hamwe na gouache na chalk, ariko ntibigenze neza. Igihe cyose gisigaye cyahinda umushyitsi mbere yigihano.
Yagerageje
Umunsi umwe, mama yanyigishije gusebya ijosi, kandi natsembye hoe Ntibisanzwe kandi narimbuye ingwate kandi ndabuze inyanja buckthorn, ababyeyi binyuze mu magani aho ari mu kigo runaka cy'ubuhinzi. Bus imwe yagumye, nubwo nagerageje kumukubita byinshi. Kubwamahirwe, isuka yamaze gufunga.Ubwicanyi hamwe no kongera imbaraga
Igihe yari ashonje, kandi nari mfite imbwa nini, naguze mugihe cyumutwe wa inka. Bihendutse kandi byiza. Ntabwo natekereje kubintu bimwe - ko ari ngombwa muburyo runaka. Nasimbutse amasaha atatu muriyi mupira utababaye, hanyuma numva - ugomba gutema!
Ushize amanga umutwe mu bwogero, shyira intebe hamwe n'ikibaho kinini maze uhitamo ku ishoka. Kandi muri ako kanya, igihe namaze kubikora, nahamagaye umupolisi umwe mu muryango.
Birakwiye, nibyiza cyane mumiterere, kandi imbere ye umukobwa, mumaraso, ahantu h'inyama, hamwe na ax. Kandi uhereye inyuma yumuryango unyeganyega, Senbernar asa kandi amuririmbira amaboko buhoro.
Nabwirijwe gukora umupolisi mu bwiherero no kwerekana ubwonko bwanka nibindi bisabwa.
Uruhu
Igihe navanye mvuye ku nzu y'ababyeyi, nafashe uruhu rwa Yak. Inyenyeri yamuzanye nk'impano ya Aziya. Uruhu ni rwiza cyane, rwa metero imwe nigice kuri metero, ubwoya burebure.Vuba aha nahisemo kurambura mumashini imesa. Mu gusohoka, byari ngombwa gukuraho ubwoya bwo gukuraho flakes, hamwe nuruhu rwimpu rwamenetse kandi rubura. Kandi ni bangahe mateka nziza nakoresheje, azenguruka imirongo microscopique yimpu ziva mu gukaraba ingoma byateganijwe ...
Abana b'ibigori
Mu busore bwanjye, ntituri tuzi guteka popcorn. Nahawe ikoti ry'ibigori. Shira isafuriya na gaze. Umupfundikizo ntabwo wapfukiranaga.
Nyuma yiminota itanu, Isukari nyayo yintoki zishyushye zatangiye! Nabwirijwe guhita mu gikoni no kwihisha inyuma yumuryango kugeza ibintu byose birangiye.
Inka
Gutegura inyama z'inka ku isoko. Umucuruzi wa Squartwoman, mwiza cyane kumwenyura, ntabwo ari isoni zo kugurisha inyama zinka zikoresha igitego.Nabikozeho amasaha make mubuhanga butandukanye, ariko ntibyarihebye. Umugabo, iterabwoba ryiterabwoba, Smallol afite amaraso yibirayi, ariko puzu nayo ntiyari ahekenye. Kuva muri misa yavuyemo byashobokaga konsa umufa hanyuma ucecekesha agatsima. Twakoresheje rero.
Ipongo
Nyuma y'ibiruhuko, nahisemo gukiza tangerines "ibura". Inzego zisudi. Yarahindutse kubura ako kanya. Ariko sinari mu rujijo. Kugabana Brandy nkuko bikwiye.
Pelmeshki.
Bacheloring muri hostetel yikigo, yahisemo guswera fry. Nibyo, ntabwo byoroshye, ahubwo byoroshye guhinduka - umwuka mwinshi! Yafashe Litide y'amavuta y'imboga, asuka mu isafuriya anabinya.Yatangiye gutera amara aho, kandi abirabura imbere y'amaso ye. Yafashe isafuriya no munsi yumugezi wamazi. Ubwoko bwo gukonja. Hanyuma ibya kera byubwoko. Amazi muri babiri, amavuta atera hejuru yubuso bwose, stench!
Nta hood, nuko niruka gukingura urugi kugirango igikoni gihuze umuyaga. Ibi byose byacitse kandi ... gukora sensor yumuriro. Ibihe byayo byumye mu icumbi, inzitizi zirahagarikwa kandi zitemba. Gukubita kugirango bidashoboka gukingura umuryango ku ngazi.
Muri lift, ntamuntu numwe wakomereje kubwamahirwe meza.
Mu buryo buke
Gusura abantu bose gukubita no guteka muri kawa y'iburasirazuba. Wongeyeho umunyu ushingiye ku kiyiko ku gikombe cyibinyobwa. "Byose" biratangara.
Ku rubyiruko nafashe mpita amabuye ya capron. Kandi inzira, nicyuma, byangiritse.
Nasukuye inkweto z'amenyo (ntabwo ari sneakers) amenyo. Nibyiza, caties yinkweto ntabwo kugeza ubu.
Umukobwa wumukobwa afite imyaka 26 yuzuye hariya inyuguti imwe mu isafuriya y'amagi - yagenzuwe, irasuye cyangwa ntabwo. Yavuze ati: "Nibyo, ibirayi biragenzurwa cyane!"
Namennye mu bwoko bwa vinegere ku buryo bidashoboka. Natekereje, yatsinze soda soda kugirango atanyerera. Ararya.
Inshuro eshatu zakubise firigo hamwe n'icyuma. Mu buntu butatu. Ihute kugeza kuri defrost. Ntakintu cyubuzima kigisha.
Aho kuba ginger, kubwimpanuka yasutswe mu mbaga y'amafi. Ntabwo byaje gukundana cyane, nko mumirongo.
Yatanze imbuto hamwe namata yatetse hamwe numukobwa wumukobwa. Amata yegeranye yatetse amasaha abiri. Nkuko byagaragaye, byari igisupu.
Ingingo yateguye Lilith Mazikina