Amashuri abenegihugu ba Ahauti: Ah, ibyatsi, Ah, amabanga, Ah-Ah, abajura - abajura, ijisho ryabana. Kandi uburyarya yibagirwa mikino turimo iperereza imbibe mu byemewe na cyubahiro. Reka twibuke imyitozo hamwe.
Muganga, Niki?
Injira mu mavi no kumurika itara, neza, neza. Kubabyeyi. Muri sosiyete y'abana, ubushakashatsi bushobora guhinduka cyane. Hari umukino na more bunyamaswa kandi w'inyangamugayo Ihitamo: gusa basimburana kwerekana buri bice gishimishije umubiri. Iheruka yari nziza cyane mu isaha ituje i ishuri ry'incuke, igihe mwarimu yazagakarabwa kunywa icyayi no kurekura abana. Niba bisa nkaho ari ngombwa gufata byihutirwa abana bawe munsi yisaha yo kurera, tekereza ko Ivan Igorevich, Umuyobozi wa Servippovna ishinzwe umutekano, cyangwa mabilda filippovna, nyirabukwe, na we yarabintwaye. Kandi ntacyo, yazamutse kubantu bafite imico cyane, by the way.
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Abana bamwe bita umudamu wa Peak nkumwana. Umwuga mwiza udafite ubusobanuro, ubangamiwe nurupfu rwikibazo. Abana bafatika bateje igikundiro cyimico. Nyuma umugenzo wa, bikaba Gushyiramo, muti, kurambikwaho bombo kuko ndorerwamo na Kugo lonzola ku agatsinsino umwe, gnome mu yagombaga kwandika cane amagambo ateye ku amababi ye imoso. Niba abana b'inararibonye bize ibijyanye na Mars One, mushobora rwose kwishingikiriza ku indagihe.
Inyoni ntabwo ari impuhwe
Ni byiza kugira Pet umwegereze na anezerewe. Ariko inyamaswa nto yapfuye mu bwana ntiyari ifite ibintu bifite agaciro. N'ubundi kandi, birashobora gushyingurwa! Abatsinzwe guhamba nk'inzige, ku neza, ibikeri. Kwambara hamsters, inyoni cyangwa mouses Imbeba ku mousetrap. umurambo ni ibikenewe na ko umucyo icyubahiro akwiriye umuyobozi wa Vikings. A Agasanduku mwiza, indabo za coltsfoot, mu guhamba aririmba ati: "Tu-104 ni indege neza" kandi witonze uwuhira hejuru mva - Saint-Saint-Saint - umusaraba mu dushami ku.
Isazi
Ubwoko bumwebumwe bwishyamba, kunywa ibyiyumvo byafashwe mugihe impapuro cyangwa umufuka wa plastiki cyangwa imifuka yimpapuro hamwe namazi, rimwe na rimwe byagaragaye muri Asfalt. Wow! Ubworozi ubaho, gukonjesha, birumvikana. Rimwe na rimwe, umukino watangiye kure. Urugero, imbere gutera amagi mu gisenge imodoka cyangwa mbere y'uko aza ku nzu ya umuturanyi sibyo na ibyondo Lysina kandi ubwanwa, kuva aho upfumure ni asuka mu cap mu gitero bukwi ubuhanga.
Ibicuruzwa nimero 2.
Nta mpuzabitsina mu USSR, ariko hari bamwe ki agakingirizo. Kandi birashoboka ko nibura bamwe ki umwana yashoboye nta gutsitara ku gum nabi bihishe n'ababyeyi. (Ahubwo, yari yihishe neza, ariko twarebaga neza). Birumvikana ko ntakindi usibye kollon yijimye, iki kintu ntigishobora. Hanyuma umwana akenshi ashima abaturanyi, yiruka hirya yard na ngingo bagaragarira cyane ku umugozi mu. Cyane impano kandi irangi ku umupira wa maso.
Ni inzu zaitsev?
Mbere, gusetsa no gufata inda, ugomba guhamagara umubare udasanzwe, utegereze "Uraho, vuga!" Hanyuma ubaze ubuswa. Ufite amazi ashyushye? Ejo tuzakuzanira inzovu zoga. Ku mpera ntoya, urashobora kugendera kumurongo. Utitaye ku gisubizo cyo gutangaza, ibintu byose biri hasi uhereye ku gisekeje. Kandi kumva umuhamagaro wa terefone, Abahuriro b'abana bato bahinda umushyitsi bati: mu buryo butunguranye bafite umubare utari muto, kandi ukirengagijwe bidasanzwe, none azajyanwa kuri polisi?
Pile Mala
Umunyamuryango usukuye kandi utaringaniye no kugerageza ibitekerezo bya Darwin - gusimbuka kugeza igihe hazatangira kugwa. Ku migani y'urugo, bamwe barapfuye rwose! Nibura, ku Utubuto mu gikorwa bari utabukamo kure byinshi. Ariko kuriyi ndwara ya mala yabaye ibishuko.
Dram na trams bifitanye isano nububasha bwabo no kutamenya neza. Ikigeragezo cyo kugerageza igisimba cyicyuma cyari kinini. Ibizaba hamwe na patch, umusumari, cork, niba ubishyize kuri gari ya moshi? Kandi bizagenda bite kuri gari ya moshi ubwayo? Dukurikije imigani, kuva ingurube, gari ya moshi irashobora kuva mu gasozi. Ubusanzwe ubusanzwe burakomeza kugeza abagerageje bigishijwe kuva muri gari ya moshi inyuma y'amatwi.
Iduka
Munyunyutsi b'inzirakarengane, ibibara kandi bitera umukino mwiza w'indogobe. Inshingano ya Predunter yagombaga kunyura kumuntu ufite umupira kuri papa cyangwa mumutwe (muraho, guhungabana). Abakinnyi, icyarimwe, ntibashobokaga kwiruka gusa, bagombaga gukora ku isi byibuze ukuboko kumwe. Byaragaragaye ko abantu bose bahumeka hasi, bagerageza gupfuka umutwe nindogobe icyarimwe. Niba umuntu ajijuje gufata umupira, arashobora kumutererana, kandi buriwese abona amahirwe yo kuguma no kunoza imyanya. Kandi ibi birashoboka ubundi buryo bwubwenge kandi butezimbere umukino. Muri verisiyo yoroshye, amazi aragerageza gusa guha umuntu podzhopnik, kandi na none.
