Ukuboza, umwanya wa zahabu wa hatteria no kutoroherana. Umunsi woroshye umara amasaha umwe nigice, kumuhanda urasenyutse hejuru, ingofero izunguruka uruhanga. Ibintu byose bikikije urubura mu gitambara kandi gusa uri intandaro ya snotty hamwe nizuru ritukura. Noneho ubu ni byose bikurikira kugukurura mubiganiro byisi no kubaza ibibazo bibaza buri mukuwa Ukuboza.
Uzizihiza he?
Nkaho hariho abantu benshi kwisi bashobora gusubiza iki kibazo mbere ya 30 Ukuboza. Ariko, imyitozo yerekana ko inzira nziza yo gutegura ibirori byo mu gasozi hamwe n'ibiti bibisi, ihindagurika no kubyuka mu wundi mujyi - uhitemo kashe ukikinisha ukimara gushuka ijambo.Ikikonje cyane!
Ukuri gutangaje: Ubushobozi bwo kwibuka bwacu burahagije kuva mu gihe cy'itumba kugeza igihe cy'itumba. Umuntu arashobora kurokoka impeta 30 z'Uburusiya, igihe cyose kireba dwarf ihagaze ku isazi, kandi iracyakomeza kwibaza - Niki, Ukuboza no gukuramo ubushyuhe? Nigute ibyo?
Uzajya ute umwaka mushya?
Dore amayobera yumwaka mushya: Ntabwo ari ubwo bururu, ntabwo ari cyera, kandi hano hari ukuntu bimeze bityo, ariko hano hari uduce, kandi hano hari uduce, kandi turacyari ku ntokimbo ya candybober. Vuga kumyambarire y'ibirori - Ntabwo nitaye kubyo nsobanura indamutso. Ururimi rwikirusiya ni rwiza kandi ntirushobora gutsinda ubwiza bwarwo.
Isosiyete irihe?
Ndetse na shelegi yambere ntabwo yaguye rwose, haracyari ubwawe ingofero zibobogamye ntabwo zuzuye Instagram, kandi ububiko bwibiro bumaze gutangira ishyari ibigo. Kandi tuzagira isiganwa ku bwato muri pisine hamwe na champagne! Kandi dukodesha Baikonor yose kubirori bya Cosmos! Dufite Madonna hamwe na hopak wa Galustin! Ariko, Umuskuti Crane: isosiyete hamwe n'ejo, ku buryo imitwe yarokotse, benshi izagwa munsi y'umuyobozi mbere yo kurekurwa kwa Galistina.Niki natanga umugabo wanjye (nyirakuru, mwishywa, parfenu nikodem)?
Sukura umupira wa kirisiti - Ibyumweru bibiri biri imbere ugomba gusubiza ibibazo nkibi 20 kumunsi. Hanyuma, ubushishozi bwawe busuzumwa. Kuva ku muryango, biragaragara ko ushobora guhitamo impano kumuntu utarigeze abona mumaso. Ibi nibibazo mugihe cyamahitamo adafite ibibazo akwiriye kuri buri wese - urutonde rwibintu kuri bream, Strapon, Ubwuzu bwa Swarovski, hamwe na metero kibe.
Uguruka he?
Mutarama munzira yo hagati ni nziza cyane kuburyo imitekerereze idasanzwe izayobora ubwiza bwe. Niba utagiye kwinjira mu icuraburindi ryoroheje ryamasomo yimuka, kora imvugo ikwiye yo mumaso - Agahinda, amayobera n'ubushake bwo kurwanya inkoni zangiza. Uzagomba kuyambara igihe cyose umuntu azashishikaza inzira y'ibirori. Bitabaye ibyo, uracyagomba gusobanura impamvu utaguruka ahantu hose nuburyo ushaka guhora ubaho kuri Snowdrops yambere.
Guta mumafaranga kugeza muri Gashyantare?
Ntukeneye amafaranga - koridor umaze kubika inoti, igikoni nacyo, ndetse no kurukuta rwumusarani, Ben Franklin ni urugwiro. Sangira kumwenyura hamwe nabakora, bitandukanye nawe, ushaka kumenya umwaka mushya, no kuguruka kuri malidi, kandi snickers kugura abana.Mu buryo bwa "Nkora kugeza 31"? Isubukuru kuri byose, tumaze gukwirakwira!
Niki gishobora kuba cyiza kuruta gutanga raporo yumwaka (birumvikana ko idashobora gutegereza kugeza ejobundi) munsi yijwi ryibyishimo byinshuti zamazi hamwe nubuzima bwubuzima bwabandi? Nicyo gipimo cyumutwaro wohanana udafite anesthesia.
Uzateka iki?
Nibyo, nkuko bisanzwe: Türbo yuzuye isosi ya truffle, salade ya Nisaaz, Tikka Masala ninyoni za Scholokadny. Nibyo, Olivier, mubisanzwe, kandi uzateka Olivier, kandi igihugu cyose gikomeye mu myambaro imwe izategura olivier, inkoko ikaranze, gukata inyama na vodka. Cyane vodka.Guta ibiro?
Ntabwo bitwaye neza ko kilo angahe kandi uko ubishaka wenyine - ugomba kugabanya ibiro, bitabaye ibyo umwaka mushya ntuzaza na gato. Abagore bose bishimye bagabanya ibiro kabiri mu mwaka - icyumweru mbere yintambara ya kuratsa niminsi itatu mbere yo kugenda ku nyanja.