Nibyiza, ninde ubabaye kuri stake ya Australiya na Shrimps hamwe na Avoka? Ninde ufite intimba muri Camambar na Stalat hamwe na tuna? Kare. Gupfukirana imbonerahamwe yumwaka mushya ntabwo ari imyambarire, ariko nkuko bikwiye. Nkuko aba ari bakuru bacu, bakuma, mama na papa. Ni ukuvuga, ntamuntu numwe wasize abashonje, neza kandi atinyuzwe igifu nubugingo.
Gukata
Gukata kumeza yumwaka mushya - mast. Kandi ntabwo ari wenyine, byibuze bine. Gukata inyama, gutemandutse, gutema imboga no gukata amafi meza. Amapaki munsi yaciwe, ariko yagutse. Ibice bishyirwa neza, hamwe n'undi wegera, kugira ngo umushyitsi atatekereje ko washyize ibya nyuma kumeza. Kandi nta gutema! Ubukwe bwose bwarimbuwe no kurya no kugaburira ingo zihaze. Muri plaque yinyama, rwose bigomba kuba Sami, gahoro gake cyane umaze kumera iyo ireba mumucyo. Witondere inyama z'inka - inyama nziza n'indabyo. Ntabwo ibabaza ibice byamashusho yijimye Ham, hamwe nimigezi ya marble, hanyuma - kuri amateur. Umuntu ntazasiga umushyitsi adafite bastirma - ibirungo, bibi kandi biteye akaga kandi byiburasirazuba. Kandi umuntu wumusaza azashyira kuruhande rwibya kera. Kandi ntibirenganye, baravuga, dogiteri mu guca "mu bukene." Gutwika, kwitonda, gusuka - we hamwe na sinapi igoramye kandi munsi ya vodka ntabwo ari byiza.
Isahani ya foromaje
Yego. Twese tuzi ko abashyitsi be beeete batitotombera, kandi ahantu hashize tuzabona ibice byimisozi, bikaba byiza, noneho jya kuri pasta, mubi - mumyanda. Ariko gakondo ni umuco, bivuze ko tworoheje-Ikirusiya "- mummag, umuhondo n'ubucana, ongeraho kuri yo noroheje na maasdam, kandi kuva ku nkombe - foromaje. Hamwe na Brandy, ni umunyu wa nabi, hamwe na Brandy ...
Isahani y'amafi
Hano wahoze avuga ko, hanyuma hagomba kubaho Salgeuzhka - Tomny, nkumukobwa nyuma yo kwiyuhagira, kandi birumvikana, kandi birumvikana, zahabu tonya ibinure kuri sturgeon, ishonga Ururimi, uhezagire kuri culinety demauche nziza. Kimwe cya kabiri cya Sturgeon Bar, uzafata icyarimwe nindimu, igiti cya parisile - no mu kanwa! Ntabwo ari ngombwa n'inyuke, niho ubwayo, ubwayo ... kumira, gutwika umunezero no gusobanukirwa - ubuzima bwatsinze - ubuzima bwatsinze.
Isahani
Inyanya, ibice by'imbuto, biracana hamwe n'igice gihamye. Kuruhande rwa Tarkhun, banyerera slide, hamwe nibindi bihumura ibyatsi byongeraho. Kare ibi byose ni byo byerekanye, umunyu munini uraminjagira kandi ugashyirwa kuruhande rwicungu ya massandra. Yoo, uri Imana, kuko ni ubuhe bwoko bwawe n'ubuntu bwawe?
Ichorka byose
Caviar yumukara mugihe cyubu ni imiterere igoye, ariko idafite caviar yumwaka mushya, tekereza, wanyuze kubusa. Noneho, hazabaho kashe yaka-itukura-tradlet ya rokyure, no kuri masl ifite amagi yoroshye, cyangwa azasunika amagi yatetse kandi atandukanijwe cyane (rwose !! !) Shira akazu ka caviar nshya, ikomeye. Kandi rero kugirango igi ryanditswe hamwe numuhondo munini wera, kandi rero ikrinka ntacyo yatwaye, ikomeye, nimwe. Imwe kuri imwe. Tora ikibanza cyananiranye neza, kizane hafi, n'amagi y'amafi nawe urigoro. "Urye, urye." Nawe: "and or kurya."
Ibihumyo
Igihe kirageze cyo kugera kubihumyo, usibye ameza yo mu Burusiya, nka Santa Santa adafite ubwanwa. Ibintu byose bisa nkaho ari byiza, ariko ikintu cyingenzi kibuze. Kubwibyo, amazi ku gikombe cyimbonerahamwe, cyangwa n'ibihumyo bibiri bya barrel byo mu rugo ambulance y'urugo - kandi reka abashyitsi bahura n'ukuri. Ntakintu gikurura mubuzima bwu Burusiya kuruta kurya ikirahure cya mbere cya vodka hamwe nigitambara cya tart gihumura neza. Cyangwa guhuriza hamwe. Cyangwa saa sita. Nibyo, maslook - nabi, yumye nyuma ya vodka azajya kuri "Hur Shushanya". MISLL iranyerera mu rurimi rwa barrile no kwihisha inyuma yumusaya. Hano birakenewe kunuka hamwe na we gato, gufata aho, kugirango usukure imyanda, kugirango wumve niba umwangavu watwitse aticuza. Hanyuma ufate yego no gutangiza sandard mo kabiri. Hanyuma uhekenye buhoro, utekereje, wishimira kandi ubyimbye ku cyifuzo cyo gushyira amenyo mu bihumyo gikurikira. Yatsinze umwe, hamwe numurizo wigituba ku ngofero.
