Ku wa gatanu - igihe kirageze cyo kuzamura ibirahure, kubera ko ubuzima burebure bwigenga, bugizwe no ku wa gatandatu no ku cyumweru, biri imbere. Ariko niba ugiye kunywa ukikijwe nabantu bafite ubushobozi, umutekinisiye urinda umutekano arasaba kureba inshuti zinywa zo kunywa muri pasiporo kugirango ubone isabukuru. Hanyuma ntuzi.
Capricorn
Imyumvire ya capricorn yasinze ibarwa na formula yoroshye: Kamere iri murwego rwa cumi wongeyeho imizi yubwenge rusange kugirango igwire ikuyemo imwe. Leta ibaho nyuma yikirahure cya gatatu kandi ntabwo ihinduka, tutitaye kumafaranga yasinze. Capricorn ifunze kandi yitonda mumirongo yasinze ihinduka ubugingo bwikigo cyasaruye cyane kubahiriza abandi kandi bakomoka mu gituba. Ntukishuke! Gufata biri mu kuba iyi bastard yibuka byose.Aquarius
Abasinze Aquarius bashoboye guhindura isi, badashobora kwaguka kuri trifles nkikigo cyinkunga. Afata urupapuro kandi yibaruka imirongo y'Imana, yihutira kugera i Canvas n'inkoni eshatu mu mateka yo gushushanya ku isi, ihimbaza idini ry'impinduramatwara cyangwa ritera idini rishya. Gusa hano, ikibabaje, ntamuntu numwe wigeze abibona. Nka, mubyukuri, umusinzi kuri Aquarius. Kubera ko ubusanzwe hari aquarius gato agira ati: "Urari hano, njya kuryama." Akajya kuryama.
Amafi
Niba amafi - yanyweye, fata intera. Niba amafi yanyoye cyane - kwiruka. Amafi yasinze arimo guhura namarangamutima yose muminota ine, nyuma yisubiramo, igihe cyose ashoboye kwimura imishinga. Gusa ararira mu mfuruka, kuko nta muntu umukunda, kandi mu masegonda mirongo itatu yari asanzwe asimbuka mu ntebe ye, kuzunguruka ikabutura ku mutwe ndetse n'abasosiyete banywa Icra. Kandi icyarimwe asubiramo gusa anecdote yumuntu wambere nkinkuru yamubayeho ejo.Aries
Itegeko rya mbere ryo kunywa na Aries: ntuzigere unywa na aries. Niba usanzwe unywa na aries, gerageza gushyira ibitekerezo bya Aquari enye kugirango agufashe mugihe. Bitabaye ibyo, ushobora kubyuka muri Leningrad zimwe (aho byaba cyangwa), nyuma yo kugaragara ko ejo hashize umwaka w'Uburusiya kandi wababaje umuntu mwiza mu bworozi. Muri icyo gihe, Ories azagirira impuhwe amaso yuzuye kuri wewe no kuzunguza umutwe: "Uri iki, turi bike." Nibyiza, niba uri aries, bigomba kwitondera ko izindi nyuguti zifite phyisiologiya idasanzwe - zasinze zibinyobwa bisindisha.
inyana
Taurus yasinze burigihe yitwaza ko ayemeza. Nubwo gukubita Taurus hasi, nk'igisimba, hasigara inyuma y'umuhanda utose, noneho biracyazi neza ko umugoroba watangiye. Imigani ifite amategeko adashidikanywaho: gukuramo ibintu byose mubuzima. Amafaranga yose, igitsina cyose kandi inzu ni igikombe cyuzuye. Irakoreshwa kimwe na alcool. Tugiye kunywa hamwe na taurusi, ntukize, bitabaye ibyo, ni ukugira ibyago urumva ikintu nka: "Nagiye ku gicucu inyuma ya vodka - azazana imwe." Ariko, vodka ebyiri ntizazagukiza: Nyuma yabo, Taurusi igaragara ku isi ya brush yerekeza ku mutware no gushidikanya ko byose, ku bushake bwa kawa, geranium, n'imibanire yawe myiza.Impanga
Ubiri mubyiciro byimpanga kuri stage yumurongo wa alcool repoti, uzana imwe muri hypostasis imbere. Kandi hano - mbega amahirwe. Ku musozi urashobora gusohoka kitiba hamwe na mikoro n'incamake "uzaririmba!" Cyangwa ikuzimu ikuzimu, idakwanga abantu bose hirya no hino, ahubwo no muburyo bwose bwo kubatsemba. Mu rubanza rwa kabiri, Vizati impanga yiga byinshi kubyerekeye isura ye, ibijyanye n'ubushobozi bwe ndetse n'ibyemezo byabo. Bukeye bwaho, impanga impumuro nziza - baravuga bati: Urasaze, urababara? Nibyiza nasinze.
Kanseri
Kunywa kanseri niyo nzira yonyine yo kubimenya mubyukuri. Igice cya kabiri cyo kwiyoberanya mu buryo bwa bisi cyarakinguye ku isi kandi, amaherezo, bireka kugira isoni. Niba ubonye kwihitiramo igitsina kanseri ya kanseri - Igikorwa gifite inyenyeri, hanyuma kanseri yasinze iri muri bo wenyine stock kandi yaka bwose. Birumvikana ko kanseri ya buri gitondo izazamuka mu chitin ye, izacecekayo, isa n'inyo, ababaze.intare
Intare yasinze ntabwo ari intare itandukanye kuva mubitekerezo. Nibyo umubare wa decbel wiyongera ugereranije nubunini bwuwasinze. Instre intare, ivuga ubutwari bwe, ibyabaye n'intsinzi, biracyasanzwe birahagarara guhumeka umwuka muto. Ariko ikirere cyintare cyasinze ntakintu. Lero Lero akeneye kuvuga inshuro ijana kurutonde "icyo ndi mwiza, Mwami", kuko bari kumwe nabantu makumyabiri, hatuje kuba bantu makumyabiri, umwe mubi, batumvise iyi nkuru kubwimpamvu runaka.
Inkumi
Kuki kunywa isugi - bitujuje rwose. Ahari ubugingo bwinkumi yasinze isohoka by'agateganyo mu mubiri, kugirango izerera mu murima w'icyatsi hamwe na violif na Grazing Unicorn. Mu isi yacu y'icyaha, hari ibyiciro bitatu biteganijwe: "Ndasinze cyane" (nyuma ya glande ya mbere ya cocktail), "Ndagukunda cyane" (mu gicuku? "(Muri mu gitondo). Umusore ukiri muto, arashobora kugitondo amenya ko atakiri inkumi, ariko ntabwo yibuka ibisobanuro birambuye. Byoroshye cyane, by the way.Libra
Umunzani utinya kunywa, ariko urukundo rwinshi. Kuberako gusa muri leta yasinze, bihagarara, amaherezo birapima impande zose kandi uze guhuza isi. Gushakisha Iteka kubitekerezo byoroheje byahagaritswe by'agateganyo, kuko ni ibintu bimeze iyo nta bagore babi. Abagabo b'injiji, na bo. Imitsi nkiyi, ibinyomoro na kashe, ntibisobanukiwe rwose, nkuko byashobokaga gusiga izuru mu kuri kwanga isanzure. Nibyo, uburemere bukurikira bwibipimo bubuka uburyo yashoboye gutura umugezi numugabo wo mu ishuri rya tekiniki yo guswera ahinduka. Ariko rero, mugitondo.
Scorpio
Scorpio yumye neza kumiterere yubutwari, hanyuma utinda cyane, ukomeza gusuka abandi, icyarimwe u Rwanda rusunika "Mfite ikiganza cyicyo." Arabeshya! Sikorupiyo ni ukuboko guremereye cyane, kandi bakunda cyane kureba uburyo ibitambo byabo bigerageza guhaguruka ku birenge. Niba uteganya gutanga sikorupiyo byumwihariko, kurugero, kuyikuramo muburiri cyangwa kumenya amakuru, nibyiza kurasa icyarimwe. Kubera ko azavuga ati: "Nibyo, byanze bikunze, reka mbere, ndi Nalu, mfite ikiganza cyoroshye." Hanyuma - yego - Lenzed, umwarimu ugeze mu za bukuru numuntu mwiza mu ngofero yirabura. Urashobora kunywa hamwe na sikorupiki gusa kubarota kuba inyenyeri ya U-tuba.Sagittariaruus
SAGITTARIUS. Cyangwa sober. Kuberako SAGITTARIU yananiwe. Cyangwa gucungwa. Ntabwo byumvikana uburyo bwo kunywa no kurasa. Mu rubanza rwa mbere, nta buzima buhagije. Mu rubanza rwa kabiri, uzapfa uva mu kurambirwa hafi kimwe cya kabiri cy'inyigisho ku kaga ko kunywa inzoga. Ariko ibyo aribyo byose, gukubita kumeza hamwe na kare, kora byose nkuko abivuga. Birababaje gutongana nawe - azarasakara, yaba yararakaye, kandi uwanyuma arushijeho kuba mubi.