Ibimenyetso 15 Kubana nihene

1. "Noneho" nijambo akunda. Kuva kumukunzi wawe ntibishoboka kugera kubisobanuro. Ku kibazo icyo ari cyo cyose kuva kuri "iyo ujugunye igiti cya Noheri" kuri hostel "mugihe amaherezo twakoranye" burigihe ubona iyi ". Mugihe cyo gukundana kwawe, "noneho" itegeko ryararyamye, riboze igice kandi muri rusange birakwiye umuhogo wawe. Kuki ukomeza kumwizera? 2. Yibagiwe ibintu byose bifitanye isano nawe. Kurugero, itariki yawe yavutse nicyo wateraniye muri wikendi muri firime. Yibagiwe kukuburira ko azaza nimugoroba, ariko afite inshuti. Yibagiwe ko udakunda Martini, kandi uri allergique kumashyikira. Rimwe na rimwe, birasa nawe ko yibuka ibintu byose, ahubwo yibuka cyane, kandi rimwe na rimwe, kandi rimwe na rimwe utekereza ko uri kuri we - ahantu habuze. Amahitamo yombi ni ubunyangamugayo. 3. Arabeshya. Rimwe na rimwe, iryamye muburyo bumwe (kurugero, gutsindishiriza gutinda kuruhuka), kandi rimwe na rimwe gutya. Amatara byanze bikunze kandi afite isoni kuburyo udasobanukiwe - kubera iki ?! Kuki abikora? We, atekereza iki mucucu cyuzuye, yiteguye kwizera ubusa? Cyangwa ntabwo yubaha niyo ntanubwo yibanje kwiringirwa? 4. Ntabwo byasuzumwe rwose na gahunda zawe na gahunda zawe. Kurugero, birashobora kubwira byoroshye Isabato mugitondo "Rero, turanyuze, tujya kuri Kebab kuri Sibab," kandi tukajya no gutekereza ko warose icyumweru cyose kugirango umana nawe wenyine. Cyangwa, nkuburyo bwo guhitamo, birashobora kuguhamagara muburebure bwumunsi wakazi, hanyuma ubaze aho ukora ishati ye yubururu. Kandi iyo umwerekanye mu kinyabupfura ko atari mugihe runaka - azababazwa yica. Mbega ukuntu! Nigute watinyuka kumukunda ubuzima budafite akamaro? 5. Ntakubona cyane. Na gato. Imyitozo yawe yose itesha agaciro kumunota wambere. Niba ugiye, kurugero, wige - we cyangwa ibinubo, niyo mpamvu aribyo, cyangwa guseka - yego, urabagirana n'ubwonko bwawe. Cyangwa narakaye - noneho rero uzahindurwa gukorera. 6. Ahora anegura. Ibyo ukora byose - Pilaf Cyiza cyangwa icyitegererezo cya reaction ya kirimbuzi, isuzuma ryayo rizahora "kuri Trinetro." Kandi ibi nibyiza! Mubisanzwe birakomera kandi urumva ko ibintu byose byangiza byose. Mwami! Nibyo, uko atekereza, ntushobora rwose kwambara mubirori. Urasa nimbeba yijimye. Gutwara imodoka nk'intama. Kubyina nk'inka. Kandi utware nk'ingurube. 7. Ni uburanga kandi arashinyagurirwa mu bantu. Akunda gutera isoni, kandi kuko ntakintu kizabura amahirwe yo kugushyira mu mucyo wibicucu. Niba wanduye muri Ketchup cyangwa ugarikana ikirahure, rwose bizabitaho, kandi niba uhita ube ibicucu, araseka mbere. Kandi kuki utekereza ko bisa nkaho yatewe isoni nawe. 8. Yaturitse kumugaragaro kubandi bakobwa. Ku muhanda, gusura ikinamico, muri resitora ... Arabareba, atatekereza ku buryo wumva icyarimwe. Birumvikana, wigira ko utitayeho cyangwa utishimye, ariko mubyukuri ntibishimishije cyane ... ntibishimishije cyane gufata intsinzi cyangwa, impuhwe zirasa neza. 9. Iragutandukanya nabandi. Uri yamaze barambiwe amatwi ko nyina ni byiza yateguwe amagi scrambled, mushiki we azi Spanish neza, umukozi we neza bituma ibiganiro, Kim Kardashian ari byiza indogobe. Uratahura ko atari mu ndogobe, ahubwo ni kubwimpamvu ukomeje kurakara buri kimwe. 10. Atekereza cyangwa akagusaba "kwikurikira byinshi." "Yahagaritse kubona ati:" "Hanze" ati: "Uburemere bwatakaye" kandi muri rusange, byakosowe. Noneho, arasezeranya ati: "Nta gushidikanya ko uzashyingirwa kandi ubyare abana icumi. Ikinyamakuru kirasobanutse neza ko ntakintu kizigera gihinduka - kuko nubwo waba ufite super-indogobe nini, azakomeza kubona ikintu cyo kwinubira. 11. byihariye "ntabwo yumva ibitekerezo." Kandi yerekana, abona ibintu byose bitari mu gahanga. Ati: "Ndi cyane ... cyane chrysanthemums ... ntabwo nabahaye kera cyane," uravuga uti: Gutambuka no guhagarara indabyo. Nuko yihutira kurushaho kwitwaza ko Super-macho kandi adakomeza muri ibyo "bintu by'umugore." Nibyo! Kubaho. Ubutaha, wowe, uburambe bwa siyansi, baza mu buryo butaziguye: "Cute, kandi umpe indabyo." Kandi ni iki ubona? "Icyo gihe ni iyihe mpano? Uburyo nk'ubwo cyangwa umunezero w'ibyishimo bizarokorwa. " 12. Ntabwo akora impano nziza. Birumvikana ko kuri isabukuru cyangwa umwaka mushya, arashobora gukorana inyenzi za souvenir mu nzu, ikamara igihe n'igihe, kandi ku buryo ku bugingo ... nta kintu na kimwe kibaho! Icyiciro gikabije cy'itangazamakuru ni igihe atangaza ko "umuntu wese nta muntu n'umwe atanga, kandi ntagambi wo gutanga." 13. Burigihe ahindura kugabanuka muburyo ugomba kugushinja. Duhereye ku myumvire ihoraho, urumva nk'indogobe ntoya, watewe igare rinini ifite ibiziga bya kare. Kandi ubu ni wowe wambere wiyunga. Utangiye guswera, gusaba imbabazi, kumwenyura no kwitwaza ko byose ari byiza. Nubwo ntakintu cyiza! 14. Ufite igitsina kibi. Kuberako we cyangwa gusobanura nabi, kandi ugomba kumuzamurira uwambere na "ushishikaye" urukundo ruto. Cyangwa imashini nka robo. 15. Ntashaka kuganira ku gihe kizaza. Niba ugerageza gutangira iki kiganiro cyingenzi kuri wewe, ubona amafaranga yo gukoresha, PMS, logique yabagore, nibindi, nibindi. Muri rusange, icyaricyo cyose cyo kugerageza gutangaza ibyifuzo byacu bihagarikwa. Gusa ntashaka kukwumva. Nibyiza, agaragaza inzika kandi ararangiza kubahagurutswe. Mubibi biragenda, bikubita urugi. Mubyukuri, imiryango yipamba niyo nziza mubyo yarashobora kugukorera. Hindura igihome!