Rimwe na rimwe, nta kintu na kimwe kijyanye n'imwe mu byishimo biva mu byishimo - bimwe na bimwe by'ibicucu, aho tugaruka inshuro nyinshi. Ibi bitekerezo bigarukira kandi bikomeza murwego rwose, kandi mubyukuri kubwibyo tuguma mu mpeta yibintu bibi kandi twiganze ibintu byiza kandi bitangaje. Gerageza kubafata no kuniga, kugeza igihe byatinze.
Ndacyafite umwanya
Ndacyafite umwanya w'ubuzima. Ndacyafite umwanya wo gutembera. Ndabona kandi imbwa. Ndacyafite umwana. Umwuga wa mbere, hanyuma inzu, kuko ubu ndi hafi. Oya, mubyukuri, ibintu byose ni bibi. Mubyukuri, umwana agomba kubyara nonaha, kandi imbwa izatangira, kandi irashyingiranwa. Kandi jya mu rugendo runini ku Burayi na Asaamu bagomba kuba muri ako kanya iyo iki gitekerezo kizengurutse. Icyo gihe hazabaho abasaza, uburwayi, ubukene n'urupfu. Ibishimishije byose bibaho muri iki gihe.Ngomba gushaka amafaranga.
Kenshi na rimwe kwibaza: "Ninde ukwiye?" Na "Kuki ukoresha amafaranga?". Kuzamura imibereho yawe? Kandi nyuma yikindi kibazo: hanyuma igihe (igihe cyose) uyikoreshaho, hari ihumure ufite kubera ibi bigaragara? Ahari igihe kirageze cyo gusimbuka muri gari ya moshi byibuze, hanyuma ujye iwe - kubyerekeye ubugingo, reka tuvuge tuvuge?
Mama atekereza iki?
Mama yemera ko ugomba kwigira kuri Philfak. Kandi ntacyo bitwaye kubyo ushaka kuba clown. Mama atekereza ko ushaka kurongora nabana. Kandi ntacyo bitwaye ko ushimishijwe, kandi mubyukuri uri abagore benshi. Mama asa nkaho ukeneye gukora muri banki hanyuma ukore umwuga. Kandi urashaka rwose guhangana nubugiraneza muri Afrika, kandi umaze kwiga Igiswahili. Icyitonderwa, Ikibazo: Ahari mama akwiriye guhindura inzozi ze mu bwigenge, kandi ukora ibyifuzo byawe bwite? Amaherezo, ukwezi muri Afurika ntibuzababaza, birashoboka gusubira aho, tubona tutigeze tubona ko isi ya gatatu atari nziza cyane, kandi ituze muri banki.Ntuye ku bana
Kubwabana, dukora mugitondo nijoro kumurimo udahekurwa (kandi abana hafi ntibabona, binyuze munzira). Kubwana, tubana numugore udakunzwe cyangwa umugabo ufite ubumuga, gutoranya buri gihe no kugandukanya. Kubwabana, kugirango bige mu "ishuri ryiza", tuba mu mijyi minini ifite ibidukikije bitangaje, nubwo byagira akamaro kubana, birashoboka ko bizagira akamaro kubana, birashoboka ko bizagira akamaro kubana, birashoboka ko bizagira akamaro kubana, birashoboka ko byakicara kumurima, umunwa w'ingagi kandi Amata y'ihene (gukoresha imibare arenze aho nta kazi keza munsi y'umucyo wa Rauchin).
Nzakora uruhare rwa capitaine Bigaragara: Abana ntibazavuga ko murakoze ku bahohotewe. By'umwihariko niba wowe, nkuko bisanzwe bibaho, uzavuga rimwe na rimwe "Yego, nshyize ubuzima bwanjye kuri wewe!". Niba ugiye kubamo abana badafite ibintu bidasanzwe kandi bitangaje, ubajyane muri Afrika cyangwa umurima ufite ihene, uzabana nabo mubutunzi kandi mubukene, ubakize kandi uyifungura isi - byose birashobora gukora byinshi, birashimishije cyane .
Ubwa mbere ukeneye gusana
(Shaka amashuri makuru, gutera imbere kuri serivisi, kurangiza umushinga). Yego Yego. Turasubika umunezero mugihe kitazwi kugeza ubuzima buba byoroshye, bwiza kandi butuje, kandi buri munsi ntibuzarangira. Noneho: ntibazigera barangira. Nyuma yo gusanwa bizagenda. Nyuma yo guteza imbere serivisi - ahantu hashya k'inshingano no kubabara umutwe. Nyuma ya Dipota - Pahota, gushyingirwa, abana, ubucuruzi ... ukuri nuko ejo ntazigera.Vasi afite byinshi
Umunyamuryango. Cyangwa tits. Cyangwa imashini. Cyangwa inzu. Cyangwa ibi byose, byafashwe hamwe. Vasya ni umunyabwenge, amayeri, kwishimisha n'imbaraga. Vasya iruta, umunezero rero ntukuka. Inyigisho zose zubucuruzi muriki kibazo zakugira inama yo kuba inshuro ebyiri ingufu kandi ikora neza kandi yinjiza inshuro enye inzu. Igitabo icyo ari cyo cyose cy'Ababuda cyagusaba kutigereranya na Vasya, ariko kwigereranya no kutagira iherezo. Twakijijwe kandi kuganira nkibi kuburyo tuvuga gusa "Pfui", noneho reka tunywe hamwe na Vasya.
Ntabwo nemeza
Nibyo, birumvikana ko uyu murimo ari urugendo, ni ibintu bishya, ubu bucuruzi bushya ni uwubwenge kukurusha cyane, gikomeye, cyane, kiba cyiza cyane. Kuri Vah.Ndi umuswa
Wahawe akazi keza hamwe namafaranga. Ufite ibiro byawe bwite. Ucunga abantu hanyuma uhindukire ... Nibyiza, hari ikintu cyavuzwe. Ariko icyarimwe igihe cyose utekereza kuri wewe: ibi ntabwo ari njye. Numwe kubandi, baribeshye, ntabwo nshoboye kwitwaza ko uyu muntu iyi nyandiko, aka kazi, iki biro. Noneho hano bazahishurwa kandi birukanwe biteye isoni. Kandi rero - imyaka.
Ikintu gikwirakwira cyane cyitwa "Syndrome-Shutter". Noneho: abantu, nk'ubutegetsi, ntabwo ari ibicucu. Uri umuntu nyir'umuntu kurukuta rwibi biro wamanitse ishusho itarya neza. Byuzuye.
Ndi we / bitari ngombwa (afite byiza kuri njye)
Bikunze kuboneka mubahungu kuruta abakobwa, ariko kandi nabakobwa nabo bibaho. Azi indimi eshanu, gucuranga piyano, yakoze icyitegererezo kandi yandika igitabo, kandi ndi injeniyeri usanzwe? Urabyuka mubyuya bikonje kubitekerezo ko agiye kugutera? Uratekereza ko wibye itike ya tombora itazi? Igishushanyo! Iyi ni iyanyu! Kuri ubu, hano hano. Bake?Nzabitekereza ejo
Bwa mbere, Vivienie yavuzwe muri firime "yashizeho umuyaga", iyi nteruro irasaba gusubika ibitekerezo ku nzara, ubukonje no gukubitwa nyuma kandi ntibicisha bugufi mukemura ikibazo muri iki gihe.
Ubwayo, ntabwo ari ugutera ubwoba cyane niba ubitekerezaho rwose ejo kandi ufate ibyemezo. Ariko mubisanzwe biragaragara muburyo butandukanye: Nzabitekerezaho uyu munsi ejo, kandi ejo nzabitekerezaho nigihe no gusubika bukeye. Kugeza rero kugeza bateranije bits yakomanze mu nzu, kandi igisenge kitagengwa cyananiranye.
Ibi byose ntacyo bimaze, kuko isi irarimbutse
Ikibazo kizatwika amafaranga yose, imperuka yisi izaza mu kwezi, gusaza, indwara, ubukene n'urupfu. Kubwibyo, ubungubu umunezero ntabwo kandi ntazabikora. Muri rusange, birasa nkaho bisa nuburwayi bwo mumutwe, kuvugisha ukuri. Kuberako biragaragara ko mbere yibura urukiko ruteye ubwoba, ariko iyi ntabwo arimpamvu yo kugura umwanya mumarinda?Navutse bitinze, abantu bose bari bamaze kundwa
Kenshi na kenshi bavuga bavutse hafi ya za 1980. Abashyira mu masashi bagiye ku ishuri kandi bigisha imibare mibi bakennye. Kubwimpamvu runaka, batekereza ko nibaravuka hashize imyaka icumi, noneho ninities izahagarikwa nimodoka ya mudasobwa kumodoka na miliyoni za miliyoni.
Urukingo rwingirakamaro muri ibyo bitekerezo rushobora kuba umubare wa vodka, utwara hamwe nabavukiye muri mirongo itandatu. Nyuma yinenzo, batangira kwibuka abo bigana: Ibi byarapfuye, uyu yapfuye, uyu mugabo yafashe isasu ridasanzwe, uyu mugabo yaguye muri Chechnya, ariko yaravunitse, uyu mugabo yagiye akora nk'umushoferi wa tagisi muri Minnesota, iyi - umwarimu wishuri wa chimie ... umuheto utagira umumaritiri utagira umumaritiri utagira umumaritiri, aho hantu hapfayobarirwa mubisanzwe.
Nibyiza, noneho hafi ya Bantara bafite ikindi kibazo: Nshuti, kandi ni iki kikubuza ubu kuri ubu kugirango ugurishe inzu kandi ugure ingofero yimodoka?
Mubyukuri, iki nikibazo cyacu nyamukuru. Niki kibabuza nonaha gutsinda ubwoba nubunebwe, reka kubihindura hamwe nibitekerezo byose byubucucu, kwihutira kwihuta, hindura ukuri, hindura ukuri hanyuma utangire kubaho, amaherezo uhengire kubaho, amaherezo. Kuba inyangamugayo - ntacyo!
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