Kugira ngo wirinde wowe ubwawe n'umuturanyi, ukeneye imbaraga, ubutwari n'uburyo bwihariye. Ariko rimwe na rimwe hari ibindi bintu bihujwe - urugero, guta umutwe n'ubutwari, bombo, bombo ... twakusanyije inkuru nyazo zigaragaza: ubuzima ntabwo bwatsinze urufunguzo!
Robin kuva Sherwood
Nagiye mu muhanda wo hagati - no mu karere ka Kiosks Indabyo, nabonye ikibindi cyiza mu kigo gicecetse mu ingimbi. Abantu bari hafi bateraniye hamwe. Nahinduye umugabo ubwanjye ikibazo: "Urababaza igice cy'umuhungu?!" Kandi bakubise igituza ... Ntabwo twabonye umwanya wo kohereza, uko irondo rya polisi yintwari yagurutse. Kandi mugihe cy'iburanisha, bashinze ... ko mu gihe uyu mugabo (paratrooper, gutontoma ... yagumye mu gihe cy'indabyo, wagumyeho indabyo, umukunzi ni terefone igendanwa. Ariko yarafashwe. Kandi hano i, nka Robin kuva Sherwood!Ibyerekeye inyungu za Pneumat
Urubanza nyarwo rwo kwirwanaho. Cyangwa ahubwo - 654. Gusubira mu rugo. Nyuma ya saa sita naguze mp-654, nimugoroba upfunyitse kum, muri rusange, wasinze, yanyuzwe na pistolet mu gikapu inyuma ye. Mu buryo butunguranye - isukari munzira, saba amafaranga nibintu. Coberade kuva gutungurwa no kubabazwa n'umutekano muke yazungurutse igikapu. Kwibagirwa garama zigera kuri magana arindwi y'icyuma. Kandi mubyukuri umutware wurukiko nyamukuru yaracitse. Nibyo, yacitse neza - hamwe na crugari na bougarion. Suptostat ya kabiri yahisemo gusubira inyuma ahita ibura muri wis ... ariko berade yagumye kutanyurwa cyane. Kuberako mu gikapu hari ikindi icupa rya vodka. Hano arimo kuniga. Nisoza!
Kurinda Intebano
Ngiye kuri mushikiwabo gukora (mu biro bimwe byakoraga) muri metero. Inyuma ihagaze ubwenge mu kirahure, isura isa na Khanwanov. Atuje, amaso ya agomba. Ntekereza ko mushiki wanjye uri mu mukinnyi, OPA - kuri twe kurahira hari ukuntu byagiye ... Ndahindukira - Nkora urugendo rw'imyaka 50 hamwe n'abakozi bakurura abanyabwenge, mugihe ufashe irembo. Mushikiwabo yaratangaje, ndasunika kwa nyirarume. Gariyamoshi iratinda - erega, kandi imiryango irakinguye, ibinyoma-Khanzanov irahindukira iraceceka kugeza kuri platifomu. Muri icyo gihe, ndafata ibitugu byanjye n'ijwi rirenga: "Nyirarume, mbega imyanda!" Kandi yari igicucu cyane: "Urahagarara - ntubona, kandi uyu mukobwa mu mufuka wawe yatwaye amaboko abiri!" Idiot nkuyu yiyumvamo ubwanjye, mama ...Gutsindira amarira mumaso
Mu maso yanjye, muri emo isanzwe, emo isanzwe yagerageje gukanda mobile. Umuhungu araturika, ntahagarara kurira, ategeka ko Hooligan ava mu birenge, hanyuma akubita amaso, nyuma yavugije induru "umuriro!" yasimbutse muri bisi arahunga. Yego, yasaga cyane mu bicucu, ariko yageze ku ntego ye - yirwanaho kandi ararokoka ...
Ntibitoroshye
Mu mpera z'imyaka 90, nakoraga nk'umuzamu muri club yanjye "muri ako karere." Umunsi umwe, habaye ikindi gice, n'amasezerano yo "kumena abantu bose ku muryango". Ibintu byangiritse ... Njya mu rugo nijoro, njya mu muryango, nahamagaye kuri Lilevator, ndahamagara ... Iyo lift yegereje, umuntu yiruka mu muryango w'abibumbye akajya lift. Iyo njya muri lift, ngira gaze "Makary", ndayifata munsi y'ikoti ... Inzugi z'umuryango wa lift zitangira gufunga, ariko imiyoboro y'amazi yatangiraga gufunga, ariko fizzing yerekana amaboko hagati y'imiryango, agerageza guhagarika lift. Nzamura umutiba ku rwego rwumutwe, fata intambwe inyuma, ngerageza kubona uwo duhanganye ... kandi ndabona umuturanyi hasi umenagura akubise ibikubiye. Muri rusange, ntibyari byoroshye, barrel bahise basubira i Cobur, basabye imbabazi. Ariko yaranyeganyega, kugeza bageze!Guswera!
Natashye mvuye ku kazi ubwanjye ubwanjye ndarushye kandi urwobozo na capitalism y'Abanyamerika. Umukobwa wanjye yaje iwacu, inkuba irahagera, yagumye. Gusa nafashe agace, mbega ukuntu umuntu yatangiye inyundo riteye ubwoba mumuryango winjira. Negereye imiryango ndabaza mu kinyabupfura uhari mu ndimi ebyiri. Ntabwo nakiriye igisubizo mururimi urwo arirwo rwose. Gusa yicara, yongeye gukora Dolbed yatangiye. Ndetse no mu kinyabupfura ndabaza: "Niki x @ th iri inyuma yinzugi kandi niki x @ nkeneye?" Nyuma y'iyi ngirira, batuza inyuma y'umuryango, nicara ku meza. Sat gusa - na none dolubz, umuryango hafi hamwe na loops. Kuzenguruka kumeza yigitanda, aho biryamye mugitondo. Ndabona inkombe yijisho: CZ-83 mukobwa kuva kumeza yuburiri. Nibyiza, ndatekereza ko tuzigisha. Yageze ku muryango, yihutira ... kandi sinigeze mfata mu maso. Kandi ntawe. Mfite ibiti bibiri bya heffi hafi yinzu. Kuri kimwe rero, umururazi muzima washyigikiwe - kandi iki gihe cyose munsi y'umuyaga cyikubita ku muryango ...
Ni he uzana amatwi?
Bari ku rutonde. Hano hari demokarasi, niba hamwe nabyo byose - tanga uburinzi (kumatwi), intego, hanyuma ugende - Ntugahagarare hejuru yubugingo. Kurasa, hamagara umwigisha ku mubare wanyuma muri nimero igendanwa, ndavuga nti: "Narashe aho amatwi azanye?" Kandi numva ijwi ry'umugore riswera: "Ni ayahe matwi?!" I: "Nibyo, mbega ukuntu ari yo he, amatwi asanzwe ..." ntabwo yahise yumva icyo umubare wabuze ...Aho kuba abagore tanya
Yimukiye mu yindi nzu, nta muntu wari uzi umuntu uhari. Yakusanyije kare ku kazu. Mbyuka isaha mumasaha 4 ndabibona, kubwubwinjiriro, umuntu yinjiye muri "Zhigul" agacukura aho ayoboye. Sinifuzaga kubona icyuma mu nda, nanjye, nsigaranye ku mfuruka, bita abapolisi ko imodoka isenyuka. Uhageze mu gikari cyateguye kumva kubegera cyane kandi bashimira ... ariko hano ndumva ikiganiro: "... arasohoka, fus yo mu bimera yatwitse kugira ngo ibibabi byazanwe kandi bikomeze gushya. Ndanyeganyeza insinga, abapolisi bagurutse hano, bashyira umwanda, batera uruhande ... bagaragaye, muri make. Umututsi bamwe witwaga imodoka! Uyu birashoboka ko ari umugore wasimbuye Baba Tanya, namutumye nta kibazo, "kandi yaranduye. Kwica, reka bisohoke gusa! " Ncecetse cyane ...
Ntabwo ndi umujura!
Nagiye mumitako nyuma yo kwishyura. Agasakoshi yasunitswe. Kandi hariya "jorge" muri Cobur yari. Bitewe nuko portfolio ari inkoko, ardent yandubijwe. Holster hafi. "Jorge" aragwa, hasi cyane ni ukuboko kw'iburyo ndabifata. Umuzamu asa kandi atekereza: Ibintu byose byatangiye, ariko ntibikinisha. Kandi ubwanjye natinyuka ko bizaba ubu. Nanditse inyandiko: "Ntabwo ndi umujura!" Imbunda yajugunywe hejuru y'umukandara, narebye urunigi rumwe, asaba imbabazi, ntibyari byoroshye guhitamo, ibumoso ...
Nyirakuru
Sinzi ibisobanuro, ariko bisa nkibi. Muri metero, Coloneli yasinze ya Minisiteri y'imbere y'abantu yasabye ko yasinze umusore aha umukecuru. Biragaragara ko isi itaba idafite abapolisi beza! Mu gusubiza ibi, igihe yavuye ku mutwara, Minisitiri w'ishyirahamwe ry'amategeko yakiriwe mu maso aturuka mu maso hakoreshejwe gaze arashobora, kubera ibyo imbunda yavuyemo, atangira kugwa ibumoso n'iburyo. Ibisubizo: Nyirakuru ararishimye, umupolisi mu bitaro aryamye amaso, umukobwa umwe wakomeretse mu majwi, mu yandi masasu yaguye mu makoni y'ubworozi. Kandi byose kubwibyo?Umuntu mu magare
Twatsimbaraye ku buryo hamwe na mudasobwa imwe. Bazaar yahinduye neza kurugamba rwapfushije. Kandi ibintu byose byaba ari ubusa, ariko umuhinzi umwe yumye arafatwa, kandi bareke kwita kubantu bose bazaza. Birateye ubwoba, kuko batazagororoka kuri ADN n'amaboko yambaye ubusa. Dore inshuti yanjye kandi mbimenya - yafashe igare ryanjye, yari aryamye hafi, amujugunya mu bahanganye. Igare neza kuri we riragenda. Hano abitabiriye amahugurwa bose bakonje mugihe gito mu majwi, bagenda bareba nkumugabo ufite donya agerageza kuva muri gare. Amaze kuvuga, atera ikipe arahunga, maze kurwana birangira birangira, mu gihe yasubiye mu magambo asanzwe mu Burusiya ...
Hafi yigihembo Darwin
Nkimara kubona uburenganzira, naguze bat. Kandi yishimye yajugunye intebe yinyuma. Nibyiza, mugihe habaye - yumvise bigoye cyane. Kandi nyuma yigice kumwaka, hunga muri post - kuburyo rero mugihe feri, uhereye ku ntebe y'inyuma ku mutwe nagurukaga mu maso ... hanyuma ubyuke mu majwi ... akaguruka neza mu majwi ... akaguruka neza. Ntiyigeze akoresha inyungu, yiyitiriye umuntu. Ntabwo ari urwobo rwijimye, rwitwa ...