Waba uzi umunsi munini kwisi? Ku ya 31 Ukuboza 31. Umugabo ukuze kuri uyumunsi yumva nkumuhungu wimyaka ine, mama yatinze kukazi bityo aguma mu ishuri ry'incuke. Icaye kuri tapi, ucuranga gari ya moshi kandi mu mutima we afite umubabaro, umubabaro no kwiheba, kandi abarimu bazenguruka, kandi nta byishimo bishonje ubuzima bw'ibyishimo.
Hano. Ukuboza 31, imanza zose zamaze gukorwa. Impano zaguwe, zuzuye kandi zishyirwaho munsi yigiti cya Noheri. HerringBone ubwayo yashyizweho kandi ikambikwa. Yaguze. Ibyuma birasa. Ubu abagore bafite ubwoba bwo kuguruka hamwe nicyuma mu gikoni, kora salade n mayoga, gerageza kwitabira Scandal iyoboye ingufu zitera imbaraga, ntugahagarara munsi yumwambi. Amahirwe, umwanya wabyo utarafunzwe ku kigo cya Barn, gishobora kugenda ku ya 31 Ukuboza gukora. Kumugaragaro uyu munsi wakazi. Mu bikorwa, mu biro byinshi, abayobozi basanzwe basiganwa ku maguru meza, abategetsi basanzwe mu gitero cya nyuma cyo guhaha Chanazagne, abakobwa bararemye mu rugo, kandi bakambiwe abagabo barokotse mu rugo muri uyu munsi wanyuma wuzuye umwaka wa kera. Umuvuduko abagabo babuze bafata icyemezo cyo kohereza intumwa mubyiciro bigereranywa gusa kumuvuduko uzabyimba bivuye inyuma mugihe itara ritukura rigabanuka icyatsi. Nkigisubizo, uzasinda mumyanda yamaze amasaha atatu yumunsi, turabizi, swam. Urashobora, birumvikana ko ugume murugo kandi, reka tuvuge ko gukina umukino wa mudasobwa. Reba nabi, kwica orc cyangwa gufata ipatice ya Venise ku ya 31 Ukuboza? Gusa ntabwo bizakora. Nibintu biranga psychologiya yabantu: Niba umuntu (cyane cyane iyo uyu muntu wumugore) akora, ntazazana ibintu neza byubusa. Ntakintu nakimara gukora byose kandi ubufasha bwawe ntigikenewe, ugomba kwishyira muraho kugirira impuhwe umugore wanjye n'umutima wanjye wose, ukava mu ngabo zose ku gicaniro cy'ubukonje, kandi ntukirukane Shelves muri icyo gitero, NYAGASANI. Byongeye kandi, mugihe runaka ikibazo cyinzara kiratyaye. Iyi ni inzara idasanzwe kandi idasanzwe, ibaho gusa buri mwaka. Kuri uyumunsi, hejuru yigikoni cyose kuva mugitondo bahatiwe kuba ibiryo biryoshye. Imana hamwe nayo ifite salade ya crab hamwe nibigori. Ariko herzzling herring, nkaho yakuweho gato mumavuta y'amafi, akayamiye gato hamwe nigitunguru cyateganijwe! Ariko basturma yumye, yaciwe na oblong stes! Mugihe tutatakaje ubwenge hano ufite inzara iyo ubitekerejeho, vuga ikintu cyingenzi: Umuntu ukuze muribi bihe ahinduka umuhungu wiba mu gikoni kugirango akubite igice. Hamwe nimyanzuro ikwiye nibikorwa bituruka kubakundwa. Muri rusange abagore bo mu buryo bworoshye bafata umwanya wo guhana nyina, nubujura bwa sosiso kuva kumeza nuburyo bwiza butunganye bwo kubazana mbere. Kubwimpamvu runaka, kuko bamwe mu mpamvu zidasobanutse, abagore bemeza ko ku ya 31 Ukuboza bidashoboka kurya kugeza nimugorobaMuri ibi, biragaragara ko usubiramo umwanya wa Noheri, mugihe bidashoboka kurya mbere yuko izuba rirenga ninyenyeri yambere (biracyibuka kwamamaza kuri banki "imperial"?) Umwanya umwe ntamuntu numwe witegereza (munzira, mugihugu 80% bifata ubwabo orotodogisi kandi hafi 100% ni impaka mu ijoro rishya, mu nyandiko ya Noheri ikomeye), ariko birashoboka kurya mu mwaka mushya wa Noheri kugeza saa kumi z'umugoroba. Mugihe ibisigisigi byumwaka mushya, uzagenda rwose kandi urugamba rwa Kuranste ruzaba ruherekejwe nigitsina gabo gishonje. Mu mugore, by the was, nta mwuka mushya nacyo ntigishobora kubaho, kuko yishwe umunsi wose ku cyapa, kandi ibi bikururuka ntibimushimira. Kuki ari ngombwa? Ariko ibisohoka, muburyo hariho. Ibi ntabwo aribyo neza kuburyo utwitegereje. Nta buyobozi busobanutse, uburyo bwo kunyerera mu gikoni kuri Braunschweig, tutabonye umutwe w'amaso (nubwo tuduha neza inama). Urubanza ni muri rusange. Umwaka mushya utangira na gato hamwe n'inza yo kurwana z'abaratsi cyangwa mu mvugo ya Perezida. Umuntu agura imipira, kandi yishimye. Umuntu, yakubiswe muri diaper, amenagura agasanduku hamwe na lokomotive. Umuntu asuzugura urubura ku idirishya nuburyo umusazi ashushanya hejuru yimyenda. Umugore wawe, kuririmba no kunywa itabi kubandi, guca salade. Wowe, ukoresheje camouflage no kugerageza guhuza ibikoresho, ugasenya salade hanyuma ukabona aho uhurira ku gahanga. Uyu ni umwaka wawe mushya. Ibi ni umunezero. Nibicucu guhunga umunezero. Mubyukuri :)