Imico myiza yabagabo kubwimpamvu runaka

Iyo uhinduye urutonde rwimico yumuntu utunganye, bidutegamiye ijambo rituje, ribi, kuko ubu turi inyandikorugero kandi tukashimangira.

Thericty

Dufite ifunguro rya saa sita muri resitora hamwe nibirayi, nububiko. Tuzagura amacupa 12 ya Ketchup icyarimwe, ntabwo yangiza imyaka icumi uko byagenda kose. Ni he? Yego, munsi yameza ya mudasobwa. Kuki uterera ikoti rya kera, birashobora gukosorwa! Kandi umunsi ku wundi, igihe cyose ahisemo ubwo buzima adafite amatara akomeye kwisi ntacyo bivuze kandi nta cyizere. Nibyiza, ko, ko bisaba ibice 20. Kandi mu buryo butunguranye, zombie ya zombie apocalypse, kandi irashobora gukarika ubwonko kure! Kubera iyo mpamvu, itara ryaguzwe, kandi umuryango uba mu buryo bwo kugerageza "uburyo bwo kubaho ku mushahara ku mafaranga 1000 mu cyumweru, ugaburira ibintu biryoshye kandi bifite akamaro."

Gahunda

Nk'uko amategeko, ukuri ko kubyuka saa moya za mugitondo, mugihe wowe, nta kintu na kimwe ushaka kurya ifunguro rya mugitondo utuje, utatekereje kubintu byose. Muri iki gihe niho yagiye ahagaragara n'ikibazo cyera: "Uzahora utera ikawa kurohama? Noneho, by the, no kubantu benshi. " Oya, ntabwo azakaraba amasahani - iyi nabi nini, fu. Azagenda neza, azashaka itara rye: "Amatara yanjye irihe? Buri gihe ndabishyira mumeza yawe! Nigute mucyumba cyo kubika ?! Nibintu byinshi bishobora kwimurwa ahantu hateganijwe kuri bo !!! "

Stylish

Umuntu wowe n'iteka ryose azibagirwa ikibazo "Nibyiza, njya gute?" Kubera ko babikesheje, azagabanuka, azashaka ati: "Umunota", azasobanura neza. Ibikoresho bibiri, bituma bishoboka guhindura inkweto, ibishoboka byose, bituma ibyo bikaba byose hano mbere Izi ndabyo, ntacyozo, ntabwo ari nashchensky, na hinyo ya boho. Kubwibyo, umusore wawe ukurikira azaba afite icyerekezo kinus 7 na icyegeranyo cya fan-t-shati mugihe cyose.

Kubikwa neza

Urashobora kugira ijambo "ryabitswe neza" rifitanye isano nuruhu rutoroshye hamwe nimpumuro nziza yumugabo wa parufe ihenze. Kandi ntushaka kubona uburyo umugabo agenda azenguruka inzu hamwe no kutagira amara yirabura kumazuru? Kandi mbega ukuntu birasaba ibisubizo byo kukwoza? Cyangwa nigute biri hagati yisahani ya kabiri na desert isukuye neza inkongoro? Ariko ikibazo nyamukuru cyumuntu ubitswe neza, birumvikana ko ikibazo cyo gukosora. Amaboko azasukurwa, ariko birakwiye gukuraho byibuze umusatsi nkabantu bumva kandi utangire kubaza ibibazo byubupfu byerekeye icyerekezo. Ubwoko bw'Inyuma!

Ubukungu

Shelf, vuga, umuntu uwo ari we wese agomba gushobora imisumari ... kuba inyangamugayo, ufite ibishishwa byinshi? Ariko hamwe numugabo wubukungu uzagira akazu, ubona kumeza yigikoni, kandi sima yo hasi, kuko yiga tekinike yo gutwika hamwe namaboko yawe yo kubika ibirayi kuri bkoni. No gutera ibirayi mu mpeshyi - ntabwo ari ubusa ko ari agasanduku ka shebuja. Na interineti binyuze muri modem 3 na insinga 5, tegereza, tegereza, uko utabikora, mpa kuruma hano ikintu kimwe ...

Kwiyunga

Ntabwo. Tanga. Mana. Yaba mumbel na rag, wari gutura mwisi ya pony. Kandi umuntu washyizweho kugirango arwanye icyemezo no koga kurwanya ubu bukusanyije ibintu bidahagije muri Akarere. Amashyamba y'abana bato bose, abaturanyi bari kumwe n'intambara itazwi kandi bashishikaye bafite ihahamuka bizaba ibyawe. Tugomba kukurinda umuntu. Muri rusange, andika iyi mico kurutonde rwicyiciro cyinguzanyo, gusa niba ushaka kwiruka hafi yabagabo barwana, tegereza ibipfunsi inkweto no gutaka: "Impyiko ye, Vasya, ku mpyiko!"

Kandi urwenya

Umuntu uzabyumva ukoherereje inshuti urwenya kuri enterineti - uyu ni umugabo ufite. Arakwigisha kandi kwishima kuri mugenzi wawe wamavuko, andika witonze ikibanza cyijimye, yinjira mu gitondo kandi mbere yo kurongora kalendari ku ya 1 Mata. Yewe, hamwe n'ibice bimwe bivuye mu mucuraburimbo uziga kumutima, kuko neza, birasekeje. By the way, wari uzi ko iyo wogeje umutwe, usa na Marina Mensson? Ha ha!