Mubyukuri, twagiye kwandika iyi ngingo ukwezi gushize. Ariko rero, shampiyona nshya, hanyuma urwenya, hanyuma igurishwa rya kuki muri cafe, kandi itoriro ubwayo ntabwo irakara ubwaryo, urabizi. Noneho, niba duhita tugwa mumaso yizi nama!
1. Genda utandukanye
Guhera ku rubanza gitera gusengwa cyane, noneho ibisigaye bisa nkibimucyo kandi birashimishije. Abafite umukandara wumukara mugihe cyo gucunga igihe hamagara ubu buhanga kugirango "urye igikeri".2. Tangira na Cherry kuri keke
Paradoxique, ariko kandi uburyo bwo kuganira rwose burashobora gukora. Hitamo umurimo ushimishije cyane mugihe ubikora - winjiza uburyohe.
3. Ba superman
Tekereza ko utari wowe, n'umusore wa Brazed waturutse kuri blockbuster, ikiza isanzure. Uhereye niba uzandika raporo kugeza 18h00, iherezo ryumubumbe biterwa. Amatike, aranga umuziki uhangayitse, abantu babarirwa muri za miriyoni batuma hamwe nawe bakibagirwa guhondagura pop-umuzi. Ariko abasore beza bahora bashoboye imitwe yose ya nyuma.4. Hindura ikirere
Niba hari amahirwe nkaya - ihunge ku biro muri cafe cyangwa gukorana. Hamagara abakiriya bafite intebe muri parike. Mu ijambo, hindura rwose ibyiza: Ubwonko bwerekanwe muri gahunda ni byiza.
5. Gutera gutebya mo kabiri
Tekereza kubyo urangaye, hanyuma wandike kuri gahunda yacu. 10:00 - Igisubizo. 10:30 - Ntutinye muri meerkats isekeje kuri YouTube.6. Igishukwe
Pavlok Bracelet - Uburyo buhebuje kandi bwubugome bwo guhangana nubunebwe. Bracelet irashobora gutegurwa kugirango dukurikirane ibikorwa bitifuzwa. Igihe cyose mugihe cyo gufungura urubuga rudafitanye isano nakazi, Pavlok azagukubita ikigezweho. Ntabwo ari byinshi, ariko biragaragara. Gestapo yemenya.
7. guhimba ibintu bibi cyane
Tekereza uko bizagenda niba ukomeje kureba "muri rusange" aho kwitabwaho. Ejo, shobuja rolips kuri wewe kandi izatangaza ko ari igihe cyanyuma. Uzirukanwa, umwanda uzahanagura mu nzu, washyize ku ruhande mu murongo wijimye kandi urangije kuva mu minsi yawe, ugurisha amasogisi ku isoko. Ntuzane icyaha, genda ukore.
8. Kuvuga Dendine
Kugeza kumasaha icyumweru cyose? Yaba Fica, iminsi 7 gusa! Abahanga bagaragaje ko abantu batekereza igihe atari mumezi n'amezi, ariko mumasaha n'iminsi ntangira (no kurangiza) akazi mbere.9. Kangura akazi kuri uduce duto
Sana igikoni ni amahano, akajagari n'inzozi. Biroroshye cyane kuzana ibikoresho, Shake wallpaper, kunganiza inkuta no kubashushanya mumabara yimyugwa. Reba, ikora.
10. Bahagarika imbuga zitwika umwanya
Guhagarika, igihe cyo gutabara, gufatanya hamwe nabandi nkabo - izi gahunda zose zigufasha guhagarika imbuga umanika amasaha aho kubaka ubukomunisiti mu kigo cyihariye. Kandi nzishimira kumanikwa kuri Facebook, Yego Oya. Ugomba gukora.11. Fata pate kuva ku gipangu
Oya, ntabwo ubu, kandi iyo uhanganye numurimo ukurikira. Yavuganye numukiriya wa nabi - kurya bombo. Yashubije inyuguti 10 - Soma imwe (imwe, twavuze!) Ingingo ku mafoto. Yatsinze umushinga - yagabanije na pub yumujyi mwiza.
12. Gutera imbere icyo ugomba kuvuga
Ntukitange - bihindura ibice kumeza hanyuma wongere kuvugurura inshuti, ntukora. Wibwire ubunyangamugayo: "Ubu ndagaburiwe n'ubuswa kandi nkamara umwanya w'agaciro wo kureba amashusho yabyo yuzuye ibyondo kuva sharm el-sheikh."13. Ntukemere ko ukora
Bikunze kutureba, gufata akazi, duhita tugomba kubona ubwoko bumwe. Igipimo cyibikorwa. Urashobora gutsinda ubwo bwoba, kora nkaho Ponshaka. Andika ibitekerezo kumababi, kuganira kubikorwa byawe hamwe nabashoferi ba tagisi n'inshuti. Birasa nkaho ntacyo ukora, ariko hari ikintu kimaze guhumeka.
14. Gukoresha akazi
Mugihe umanitse hamwe nuburyo bumwe, ntutegereze gusa. Twama twigereranya nabandi, kandi turwanya amateka yabantu b'abanebwe, uracyafite umukozi. Tangira gutemberana nabapfutse nka ox. Umva ibiganiro byabo bijyanye nibibazo byakazi, byabashishikarije barbecue n amazu na Asha.
15. yagiye
Umutwe wacu ntabwo wateguwe kunyura. Mugihe ureba firime, soma status hanyuma usohoke ko umuntu yibeshye kuri enterineti, no kumurikirwa ntibizaza. Tegura umunota wiminota 20, fata urugendo udafite satelite nintego zose. Ubwonko, butagira injangwe na Deinerisi, bizahinduka kugirango bakemure imirimo y'akazi.16. Ntutangire umunsi kuri enterineti
Hindura umuhango wa mugitondo. Noneho, mugihe utangirira munsi yigikombe cya kawa, twizerera kuzenguruka urubuga rwisi, kubwo nimugoroba kandi ntuzahagarara.
17. Shakisha ibisobanuro byawe bwite
Tuzaba dufata neza - ntubyitayeho kwagura ubucuruzi no gukura kwa sosiyete. Tekereza kubyo uzabona premium kumurimo wawe mwiza hanyuma ujye muri Mutarama kugeza kuri malidi.18. Hahinga impamvu zizagutera gukora byose mugihe cyanyuma.
Uratekereza, igihe kiracyari imodoka kandi uzarangiza ibintu byose ejo? Niba kandi ejo nzashushanya injangwe ukunda, handnue ya terefone mu musarani cyangwa imiti y'ingurube zo muri Ahalderaran izajya intambara hasi?
19. Kuraho ibintu byose
Bitagaragara, mubitekerezo. Niba imbuga zose zishimishije zirebwa imbere y'amaso yabo, icyaha ntireba. Kubwibyo, funga ibintu byose bidakoreshwa kuri uru rubanza.20. Ba iyo mirimo
Cyangwa donald trump. Cyangwa Zuckerberg. Cyangwa uwo ucyubaha abayobozi bawe. Ibyo ukora byose ni byiza cyane, amagambo yawe yacapwe kuri pic.ru, abambusitiri w'amezi, nabajije. Urimo ubukonje hano, hamwe nibiganiro byawe, ibintu byose birakangurwa, kandi kuri YouTube, azakusanya abantu miliyari.
21. Ntugerageze gukora icyarimwe icyarimwe
Imanza eshanu nkeya zitara ntabwo zimaze kuzura hafi, mubyukuri ze zere hamwe nubutaka buva mubikorwa bisigaye. Ntushobora gukora kumunsi umwe bose uko ari batanu - uzane kugeza ku mperuka byibuze ikintu kimwe, ntikigabanuke cyane.22. Hindura urutonde rwimanza
Mubisanzwe, bwa mbere, dushyira ibintu byingenzi kandi bidashimishije, kandi hafi yimpera yumurimo biroroshye kandi bidashoboka. Nka gutebya byemewe, witaye cyane kugirango utangire gukora hagati yurutonde. Igihe kirageze cyo gushuka ubwenge - mfata ibintu byiza byose kumyanya ya mbere, kandi byihutirwa rwose kugirango urangize. Mugihe gito, uburyo nkubwo buzakora.
23. Kora byose
Gutunganirwa akenshi bituma urugero rwa Terry rutunze - "Kora ibyiza cyangwa udakora na gato" kandi nibyo. Humura, ntamuntu utunganye. Aho kugerageza kunanirwa guhita ubona ikintu mubuhanga, gitwara frank cluzzard na laude. Nyuma yiminota 15, gutinya amakosa bizashira.
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Kutamererwa mugihe cyakazi oh, mbega kurangaza. Kubwibyo, urashobora gukora ibyo ukeneye byose ni inkono ya kawa, imbuto, intebe ya nyakwigendera na Greyhound kumaguru.25. Fierce
Kugira urutonde rwawe rwimanza kugirango abantu bose basubiremo kandi bavugishe ukuri ibimenyetso byose. Tekereza - umuntu uza mubiro byawe, kandi ufite intego mubunebwe bwawe hejuru yimeza. Iki gihe kibi.
26. Pey fenotropyl
Ikibaho kimwe mugitondo gishobora guhindura ubunebwe butandukanye nintwari yumurimo. Phenotropyl itera ubwonko, itezimbere kwibuka no kwibanda. Ariko ntunywe nyuma yo kurya, bitabaye ibyo, uzasimbukira nijoro, nkigituba kizigamye gifite ibinyomoro. Kandi banza baganire kuri iki gitekerezo hamwe na dock yawe.27. Koza
Ibitaramo biguhindura muri zombies. Gusa isaha imwe yo gusinzira irashobora kunoza imikorere no gusobanura ubwenge.
28. Slimming Dedadilan
Yasezeranije gukora byose kuwa gatatu? Andika rero - "SHAKA UMUCURUZI KU WA KABIRI." Vuba uzibagirwa igihe cyo gutanga no gutangira gukora vuba.29. INDI VOZETU
Ikintu nyamukuru ni ukugira uruhare mu rugamba, nkuko Napoleon yavuze. Ibyo ntabwo bigeze bitiranya. Guhera gukora ikintu - uko byagenda kose. Ndetse no gukuraho imirimo muri agasanduku k'iposita biragushimishije kandi utware injyana y'akazi.
30. Reba ukuntu ubuzima bunyuramo
Kwagura moteri ya Chrome mushakisha ya Chrome ihindura urupapuro rwambere kugirango uhore ubona imyaka yawe. Kandi ahora ahinduka, buri kabiri ni uwawe kure cyane mumyaka myiza. Nawe, aho kurangiza byose hanyuma ujye kwishimira ubuzima, imbuga zo kuryama. Icyaha.