Buri mugore arota ko umugabo amubwira amagambo ashaka kumva. Kandi avuga iki? Birumvikana ko atari byo. Avuga ati "Yego". Yego yose, igisubizo kubibazo byose. "Urankunda?" - "Yego". "Kandi ibyo unkunda?" - "Yego". Ubarwanye kubwibyo, ariko mumbabarire. Ariko, amafoto azi kwihorera.
Twabyutse ubuzima, ariko turacyarambuye interuro nziza cyane barota kumva. Soma kandi ntuzigere ubabwira. Nibyiza, kugeza aretse kutubabaza.Ongera mbwire, nkawe hamwe na cant ...
Ntacyo bitwaye ko basuzumye ngaho hamwe na Kolyan. Mu cyiciro cya gatanu cya HijAD ishing igare. Yashushanyije ijambo ryinyuguti eshatu kurukuta rwa Mausoleum, hanyuma hihishe abarinzi b'intwari ba gahunda. Bakinnye mu ndobo ya Husari na Drank Vodka. Ntuzigere utekereza. Ni ngombwa ko yakubwiye inshuro 500, kandi uyu ni umwaka ushize. Kandi arashaka kongera kuvuga. Inshuro nyinshi. Kubaza gusa!Ndashimishije cyane iyo usinze
Niba kandi nta jodka, ariko nanone itabi, muri rusange ni isi ikomeye ya AFrodisiac kwisi. Iyo avuye mu gihe gikurikira, umurebe: ni ibintu bidasanzwe kubusa kuko isura ntabwo yibanda. Irategereje ikintu uvuga. Haha.Nzajya gutembera hamwe n'imbwa, kandi uracyari
Kandi, nukuvuga, igitekerezo cyo kubona imbwa ni icyawe. Kandi wagenze no ku minsi ine yambere. Kugeza igihe nakinishije. Noneho imbwa mugitondo ntabwo igerageza kureba muruhande rwawe, kuko izi ko ntacyo bimaze. Imbwa y'ubwenge. Mutekiriza bamwe bagitegereje iyi nteruro.Ndatekereza ko wanyweye bike
Ikintu ugomba kubivuga muriki gihe ufunguye irindi cupa kandi utabishaka ukurura umutwe mu bitugu. Kuberako noneho bizagera. Arota rero ko azahagera. Ariko ntabwo ari icyumba cyuzuye mu magambo, hamwe na dinten nziza-din. Yoroheje kumutugu kandi yongorera ibi ni byinshi. Umuhungu munini, no mumigani yemera yemera.Abana bararambiranye cyane, nzakina na we ubwanjye
Byumvikane ko imirimo yose irambiranye wifata, kandi izakura gusa. Nyuma yimyaka itanu. Oya, byiza nyuma ya karindwi. Kugeza muriki gihe uzigisha umwana ukinira komat apfa kandi usukure. Kandi bazanezeza cyane hamwe. Ubwiza G!Insengero zinyongera, kandi izamura
Ibyiza nyamukuru byumugore nibyo? Nibyo, humura. Nyirabuja mwiza ntabwo azimira, nyirabuja mwiza usohora ikintu icyo aricyo cyose.Ninde ukeneye izi ndabyo?
Oya, neza, kumunsi wamavuko na munani wa Werurwe ni uwera. Noneho indabyo zirakenewe gusa - kugirango utatekereze kumpano yo kugura. No muyindi minsi ntibakeneye umuntu. Byongeye kandi, kumafaranga nkaya.Abagabo baremwe kurugamba. Mbega ukuntu ibigega bifite byiza
N'izindi ntambara zo kumurongo. Nigute isaba, gushyira mubikorwa intego ze? Kandi uracyashyira mu bikorwa ibyawe. Tegura ikintu, ukore amasomo hamwe nabana. Nibyiza, muri make, ntukicare ku idirishya, utegereje umukunzi wawe kuva mu gitero. Kwambara ubucuruzi. Yatangijwe? Turasekeje kandi, yego.Ntukore ku isuku ya vacuum!
Kimwe n'indobo y'imyanda n'icyuma cyo gusukura ibirayi. Ibi byose ntabwo aribyo byigitsina gabo. Umugabo afite icyogaro, ntabwo yakoraho imyaka itatu, kuko atarafata icyemezo cyo gukora akazunika. Hagati aho yahisemo - ni inzozi ko wamubujije gukora ikindi kintu. Kurangaza, umuvumo!Ni ubuhe butumwa bundi bwarshire? Reka tugure Husky! N'imbunda!
Ntacyo bitwaye ko ufite inzu yicyumba kimwe, mu gikari ku mbwa zigenda kuri metero 5 kugeza kuri 5, kandi ntabwo afite itike yo guhiga, kuko Kabanov afite ubwoba kuruta Freddie Kruger. Gushikana, walsaw! Inzozi z'abana zigomba gushyirwa mu bikorwa. Nibyo - ugomba kubahiriza inzozi z'abana be. Yifuza rwose, ariko ubunebwe cyane.Birumvikana, gutwara ibyo byose. Nkunda gusukura rotanov
Hanyuma ushimishe injangwe yabo kandi uhore ugenzure inyamanswa ya geiger. Nibyo, yego, nafashe mu mujyi gikomeye, aho batazi icyo. Ariko ni minider! Igomba gushimirwa. Igomba gushishikarizwa.Duhita tuzihishurira. Bite se ku mukunzi?
Iyi nteruro ni amazi azima yamenetse ku gikomere cy'intwari cyakomeretse. Kuberako utinya ikibazo "Mukundwa, uribuka umunsi uyu munsi ?!" Kandi hano uri, ubanza, urakwibutsa. Icya kabiri - Urasaba kwizihiza iyi tariki nkuko ashaka. Nibyiza, mubitekerezo bye urabibubutsa no gutanga, birumvikana.Reka tugure Harley!
Cyane cyane mugihe uteganya kubyara no gusubika amafaranga kumuryango. Nibyiza, ko intebe yimodoka yihuta, kandi ko ntabwo gutembera gusa byashoboraga kumurongo gusa, kandi kandi agace k'ibipaki kuva ahochani, kandi, icy'ingenzi, inyandiko z'umutekano ziva mu imashini. Ninde ubikeneye byose, eh? Hano Harley arakenewe rwose kuri we. Ntabwo rero kuba byinshi byo kuzamura umudendezo wabuze.Ntugerageze gukurura inyuma yanjye mucyumba gikwiye! Genda mugihe cyo kurasa
Neza, cyangwa reka reka kugenda. Mu bigo byubucuruzi bugezweho, hari imashini zishushanya nibindi bikurura. Ntabwo ari kubana, mubyukuri. Kubagabo bananiwe guhaha.Ndarambiwe. Ahari tuzabona umupira wamaguru?
Ugomba kwiga izindi nteruro eshatu. Hano, ni: "Ngwino, ngwino!", "Ni iki akora, icyashyirwaho !! Na "Inguge umuhungu w'indogobe!". Akimara kwibora "Urabona? Oya, urabibona?! ", Suzuma uko ibintu bimeze kumurima hanyuma uhitemo interuro ikwiye. Sinshaka? EH. Arayirongora.Reba ibyo bobs!
Ntabwo ari ibyawe, urubanza rugaragara. Wabonye ibyawe inshuro miliyoni. Noneho birashaka rwose kubona indulgence kugirango urebe amabere adasanzwe. Nove!Kandi ni irihe tandukaniro muri njye, winjiza angahe?
Imvugo, nyuma ushobora kuyisunikira. Ariko ntiwumve, ntimubwire, kuko bidashoboka kubeshya cyane, gushaka umuntu mumaso. Ariko yizeye. Aracyafite ibyiringiro yego.Uyu mugabo arahamagara, ntugafate terefone
Kubera ko Mama, urubanza rusobanutse, ntuzigere uhamagara gutya, ariko gusa ufite intego mbi. Kurugero, agomba kujyanwa mu kazu ka mirongo ine na bitanu. Nibyiza, muri rusange, ntamaganza yumugabo ku kazu. Isoko cyane cyane. Iyi nteruro, nukuvuga, mubyukuri birashobora kuvuga. Ndetse no kwiyahura bifitanye uburenganzira bwo kwifuza kuramba. Reka kandi yishime. Hanyuma. Mama azakomeza guhamagara.Namaze guhindura amavuta mumodoka, ntugahangayike
Nubwo yangamira kumira, nka golum hejuru yimpeta, aracyashaka ko ubikora. Mugihe udakora, ariko, kurugero, ubu ku rugendo rwo kwita ku bana. Ntacyo nkora umunsi wose! Mu rugo nicaye! Irashobora kandi guhindura amavuta, hari ibibazo muminota itanu.Nubwo bimeze bityo, Michelangelo ni Cooler Raphael
Oya, ntabwo ari abahanzi, ni inyenzi. Nibyiza, uramaze kubyumva. Kandi uzi iki? Mubwire. Reka yumve byibuze interuro imwe yarose. Reka yishimire. Ntacyo uzatwara. Nibyo, tuzi ko Donatello ari steeper, kuko ubwenge. Turemeranya nawe. Ariko kubwimpamvu runaka abahungu bakunda Mike. Reka atekereze ko wemera. Ahari bizakorohera kwibagirwa uwo munsi uteye ubwoba mugihe wamubwiraga ko ukunda Schröder.