Umukobwa wese arababaje cyane, arababara cyane. Kuberako yasezeranijwe ko ari isoko kandi arashuka, yarashutswe! Kandi umukobwa akora iki mugihe we ashutswe? Nibyo - bikwiranye nurukonja. Ariko kurahira ibiro byo mwijuru ni ibicucu, kuko hejuru ntizasubiza hejuru. Ibisohoka? Tugomba gutongana numukunzi wawe, birumvikana! Kuzenguruka uruhu rwo kuzunguruka no kuba umuforomo na lape.
Kandi ntabwo ari ngombwa guhangayikishwa nuko nta mpamvu. Amafoto yakusanyije icumi. Impamvu icumi ziremereye zo kumugira urukozasoni basangiwe.
Ntabwo arakwishura
Ihitamo ryatsinze, kuko witayeho ushobora kumva ikintu na kimwe. Yaho abona imisatsi mishya? Yibuka itariki yo gusomana kwambere? Ashimishijwe, umunsi w'akazi wari ute? Amenye ko wongeye gupfa hamwe na mama, kandi akazana icyayi n'indimu n'igitonyanga cya brandi? "Ni bibi kumera gutya!" "Uratekereza, hanyuma usubiremo ibihano mu bihe byiza." Nibyiza, kugeza igihe amaherezo yifatanije. Nibyiza, kubusa. N'indabyo? Na massage? N "" Abanyarwandakazi "baganira ?!
UBURYO BWO KUBONA: Tekereza ko uri injangwe mbi. Mubisanzwe. Uri injangwe nke, gerageza nanone gupfukama, kandi aguterera yitonze munsi yindogobe ya fluffy ati "atari ubu, Murzik." Ni iki gikora injangwe? Icyitonderwa, ntabwo akubite mu kunyeganyega. Yashushanyijeho kandi aruma, hanyuma agabanitse mu banyerera. Kuberako ari isoni, zibabaza!
Ahisha ingano y'umushahara
Ahisha - ahisha, kabone niyo yaba azanye byose kandi ashyira mumeza. Ntukabe umuswa - uyu ntabwo ari umushahara wose, ahubwo ni icyubahiro cye, ndetse niko bimeze cyane. Ibisigaye byakoreshejwe muburyo bwose bwumugabo, kandi ibi, byukuri, nibyo. Ariko igihe cyose udahuye nuburyo bwo gusunika. Ingingo ntabwo ari uko adashobora gukoresha amafaranga mu bwisanzure, ibyo we ubwe yabonye. Ingingo ni uko akubeshya! Kubeshya no kunanirwa ni kimwe. Mureke agerageze kwerekana ibinyuranye, Ha!
UBURYO BWO KUBONA: Rimwe mu kwizera kw'itora ntabwo. Hanyuma usobanure?
Yatatanye amasogisi
Ibya kera. Gucika intege kuri iyi ngingo bisa nkaho bifite isoni, kuko nintamba cyane, nibyo? Nibyo, yego, ni. Ariko, niba urebye kurundi ruhande, nimpamvu igeragezwa na miliyoni zabagore. Nta gitunguranye. Nta mbaraga Gukwirakwira, byuzuye.
UBURYO BWO KUBONA: Nibyiza, we, usobanutse, ntakubaha. Kuko umuntu atatekereza kuko. N'ubundi kandi, parrot ivuga gusa irashobora kwishimira imyaka myinshi yishimye. Kandi inguge gusa irashobora gukizwa kumunuka. Ntukora parrot ntabwo ari imbwa, oya? Noneho ubukuzimu urimo gushakisha ibi masoshi burimunsi hanyuma usubiremo "gushyirwa mu gitebo, shyira mu gitebo"? Ikibi nawe! HAS!
Asize ikiyiko cyibiryo muri firigo
Na none y'urugo. Uratekereza ko impamvu zirambiranye? Ntabwo uzi kubiteka! Stondal yo murugo muri rusange irashimishije cyane, kuko uwo muhanganye buri gihe hari counter. Hano urimo gushushanya imisumari yawe, kandi ntashobora guhumeka, ariko iratwihangana, yihanganirwa no guceceka. Reka aceceke. Uravuga.
UBURYO BWO KUBONA: Ingingo ntabwo ari uko iki kibazo kibabaje cyibiryo munsi yisafuru nini birababaje guta (azabivuga, byanze bikunze). Ntabwo agera ku masahani yo kudakaraba, birasobanutse. Kandi washenguye ikintu? Wowe. Ni ukuvuga, ni isezerano ritaziguye - yewe, imbata, wite kuri Nyagasani. Ntabwo ari byiza, huh?
Akoresha nabi abana
Icyitonderwa! Ibintu byuburozi! Ntukingure nta bikenewe bikabije, udakurikizwa nta bikoresho byo kurinda umuntu, ntukoreshe imbere yabana nabaturinge. Kwanduza ibibanza byo gutura nyuma yo gukoresha birasabwa.
UBURYO BWO KUBONA: Wambaraga, wabyaye ifu, kandi ibyo yateye ubwoba byose kubera imibereho yawe yose. Kubera ko yacitsemo imitekerereze, urubanza rugaragara, kandi rugaragaza urugero rubi. Umwana wawe utababaye azakura kimwe. Umukobwa wawe azahitamo umugabo we nka papa. Kandi byose! BYOSE! Niki mubyukuri "byose," ntushobora no kwerekana cyane cyane, kuko neza neza ikintu kibi. Urugero, umwana ati "Genda, ndahuze." Ibi kandi bitera inkunga icyizere cyibanze kwisi!
Yatinze akomoka ku kazi. Cyangwa kare
Nibyiza, ibintu byose biroroshye hano. Yaba aguhindura, cyangwa ntagutanga kandi ntashaka gukora kugirango abone inyungu zamazeko yawe.
UBURYO BWO KUBONA: Niba utagira ishyari, urebe firime iteye ubwoba kubyerekeye ubuhemu no gusenyuka mubucuti. Ishyire mu mwanya wa Arhine. Patch. Tekereza amahano yose yumwanya wawe kandi uhe pin ya rowing. Baramusanga kandi kuri we sms ibirimo bidashidikanywaho, ikintu nka "erega, umanika he?!". Reka ashyuha, mugihe agenda murugo avuye mu nama. Niba kandi scandal iri kubyerekeye ko iza hakiri kare kuva kukazi - noneho reba sinema kubyerekeye ubuhemu no gusenyuka mubucuti. Gusa reka firime iba Hollywood. Ngaho, umugore wese utababaye afite inzu ijana na magana atatu nubusitani bwiza. Kandi ufite - metero kare 33 zifite gusana kominical. Kuberako umuntu adashaka gukora ibisanzwe, ariko arashaka gukora, ntabwo arunganye. Arrgh!
Amaboko ye akura mu kigo cya taut
Nibyiza, kubera ko ikigega gitemba ibyumweru bibiri, kandi ikigo ntiruterwa imisumari cyumwaka. Kandi ibi nibyiza. Mbere y'urukozasoni, nibyiza gufata ifoto yinzu yose: Nizeje amaso nawe wazamutse kandi ntukireba aho ugororotse mugutegereza ukuboko kwubahwa. Nibyiza, cyangwa urarushye gusa kumwibutsa, kandi imyumvire yawe yimuye amakosa yose yo kwibuka.
UBURYO BWO KUBONA: Ikibazo ni - kandi iyo uheruka kwibagirwa ko tray ya cash igomba gukaraba, ko muri firigoyo hagomba kubaho ibiryo, muri firigo ya mbere - mu kikoresho cya mbere - Ikigega cya Alka Zeltser, kandi mubana Hariho imyenda yishuri yera? Igisubizo - Ntabwo wigeze wibagirwa. Kubwimpamvu runaka ubuka byose kandi ugakora byose mugihe. Kandi ntashobora gukuraho insinga kubisanduku byumwaka wa gatatu. Kandi burimunsi ukuyemo ibibyimba by'ubwoya bw'injangwe. Umwaka wa gatatu!
"Ariko Vasya ..."
Niba umugabo wawe atunganye cyane, igihe kirageze cyo guhindukirira ubwenge bwabakurambere. Uribuka uburyo Nyina agushyira murugero rwa mugenzi wawe wigana ninyu? Kandi ni mwiza cyane, kandi umukinnyi, no kuri Domra. Ntabwo bamwe. Hano, mubagenzi bawe mutuelle, rwose hariho Nnta. Mu buryo - Vasya.
UBURYO BWO KUBONA: Nibyiza, ni iki gihari? Ububiko? Abana batatu? Impamyabumenyi y'Ubutegetsi? Torso, nkumusore Arni? Bose bafata, ibintu byose bizasohora. Kuberako vasina umukobwa ashobora kureba amaso yintoki Lany. Kandi kuri wewe - amaso ya hyena yuzuye. Kandi mukureba ute? Nibyo bimeze nk'ihene. Hamwe nacyo, nkuko ubizi, abanyeshuri barukiranye rero rero isura ntabwo igaragaza ikintu na kimwe. Andika Livelong Hotefiya. Gusa ihene ni kamere, kandi ufite ibihimbano. Ahari aguha byibuze impamvu runaka yo kubashima, EH?
Ntabwo akunda inshuti zawe
Abakobwa bakobwa ni insanganyamatsiko itsinze, kuko badakunda neza. Ni ukuvuga, amenya ku buryo buvugisha ukuri, birumvikana. Ariko yaramuretse ku mugoroba wo ku wa gatanu kugira ngo yicare hamwe n'umwana akagenda imbwa. Hanyuma ukareba cyane isaha hanyuma wandike SMS "erega, urihe?"
UBURYO BWO KUBONA: Soma ikintu kijyanye nabagore b'abayisilamu bakandamijwe. Mu bihugu bimwe, ibintu bibi ntabwo bifite uburenganzira na bumwe, nibyo. Ndetse barayashyingirwa kubanyamahanga, kuko kureba abantu - nicyaha. Nyagasani, bana bafata amashusho akoresheje igikoma mumaso! Ariko ndetse bafite uburenganzira bwo guhura nabakobwa bakundana, iyo babishaka. Kandi uri umuzungu wizewe numugore mukuru wumugore. Ufite uburenganzira bwose. Usibye uburenganzira bwo gutumira imbaga y'abantu munzu yabandi bagore be shkane shwitize, basinze gato kandi bafite feministic. HAMWE NA PACARCHATE!
Yababajwe cyane mu mwaka ibihumbi bibiri n'umwaka wa gatanu
Wicaye wenyine mugikoni hamwe ninshuti. Wafunguye idirishya n'umuyaga wimpeshyi wakinnye umusatsi wawe. Wabitse ikirahure cya divayi mu biganza byawe, ariko sinanywa, ariko sinzera ikirahure kandi ndeba urumuri rutuma amaraso ya Ruby atera amaraso. Kandi wanyweye itabi, yego. Ingamiya nyayo, ntabwo ari amenyo meza aho.
UBURYO BWO KUBONA: N'icyo gutandukana. Nkuko uribuka ubu - ahagarara kumuryango arakureba yitonze. Kandi oya, ntabwo nabajije impamvu wicaye hano wenyine, birababaje. Kandi yamennye ibipfunsi ku muryango w'umusarani kandi nagerageje "kolyani, ni byiza gusinzira, nkeneye gutuza!" Urwango! Kwica!
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