Ejo muri Cafe, nakuye mu gatuza, nkuraho inyuma yibagirwa. Ibitekerezo byabasuye bituzuye nishimye byateye umwana wijimye mumaboko. Kandi yishura gusa no gusohoka mumuhanda, nasanze isoni zanjye. Ariko igituza cyambaye ubusa, icyari ku mutwe no kumenagura kumaguru atandukanye ntabwo ari bibi cyane.
Ikintu kibi cyane nindirimbo yo muri Cartoon "Mama kuri Mamoth". Aha niho intwaro iriho ari nini. Nibyiza kumva igihombo cyintangiriro, amarira atangira gusuka mumaso rwose atabishaka.
Ariko usibye mamoth hari ibindi bintu bikomeye byo guswera. Ubuzima bwumuforomo wumuforomo bugizwe no gukemura impamvu zikomeye. Umugabo wanjye yizeye ko wakhanalia w'ibyumviro byarangirana n'ivuka ry'umwana, ariko, ikibabaje, nyuma yo kuvuka, yiyongera gusa. Ariko, icyaha cyanjye ntabwo kiri hano. Isumbabyose iraryozwa. Ndimo kuvugana n'abantu bose, bamaze gucika intege kubera ubukorikori bw'intebe yigikoni na nyambi y'ibyishimo: "Ibibazo byose byo guhobera!"
Mama arahamagara buri munsi akantera inama yo kuruhuka byinshi. Mu gusubiza ibibazo byanjye byerekeranye nijoro adasinziriye, avuga ko adasinziriye, kuko atekereza ku byago by'intumwa Petero. Noneho abaza uburyo S'isi-pustica, kandi abaza amafoto ye. N'ubundi kandi, kuva muri Sukharevskaya kugera "China-Imijyi" kureba PUSA-Fuschka, kuko mama agereranywa no gutsinda umwanya wo gusangira mu myaka miliyoni ebyiri. Ni mu cyiciro cy'abakuru ba none - abuzukuru, umusore, badafite ishingiro kandi badafite ishingiro.
Nzavuga ukuri, Ndi kure cyane yububyeyi butunganye. Twagaragaje neza amasomo umwana kumunsi yari nka makumyabiri "umuhinziv" na "Pokolkov". Ariko kuba babayeho batinjiriro, ntawe wagiye. Kandi gukomera kuri byose byagaragaye ko bitunguranye. Niba ari hano kugirango wongere kugaburira, kwambara inkingi, tekinoroji no kurwana na colique, noneho amasaha make gusa yo gusinzira. Kandi ntabwo arinjye, ahubwo ni umwana. Tumaze kugendana n'umugabo wanjye, mbona akarere ka gatatu kandi, mu mutwe umubare wa "pop" na "funche", wasambanye ati: "Reba akababaro abantu - icyarimwe!"
Ariko, ubuzima bwanjye ntibwabababaza cyane kandi buteye ubwoba niba atari kuri verochka, inshuti yanjye kuri Facebook. Imyitozo nazo nazo na nyina w'abaforomo, ariko ikirimi rwayo cyitwara mu bundi buryo, kandi impumuro yo guteka gukomeye no gukunda amazi aguruka ukurikije igikoni gisukuye gisukuye neza. Amafoto yumuryango we mu rubavu arashobora gutwara byoroshye mu bwihebe bukabije ndetse n'umuryango wa cyami w'Ubwongereza.
Icyo twavuga kuri abo bahohotewe nkanjye. Birumvikana ko amadirishya afite icyari. Umusatsi we uhora ushyirwaho, kandi mumaso ya maquillage. Kandi aratonyanga kurira gusa mu byishimo, ahabwa diyama ikurikira nkimpano.
Verochka - ikigirwamana cyanjye. Buri mugoroba njya kuryama mfite umugambi ukomeye wo gukora mugitondo: koza umutwe hanyuma ukate imisumari. Ariko nyuma yibyumweru bibiri, icyemezo cyanjye kirava buhoro. Abana baciwe amenyo, kandi amanika igihe cyose kuri ssise nka terrier. Nkigisubizo, ndahuza. Imisumari, iragaragara, mumezi abiri yumvise. Kandi kwiyuhagira birashobora gutwikirwa amasegonda make buri munsi. Buri gitondo nahise mbora igice cyumubiri, kandi ukwezi kurangiye birasukuye.
Kuri Windows, isobanutse pavlik, oya "cisy" kandi ntamuntu ubamanika. Bust ye ni ubwibone hamwe ningingo ya fetish. Nibyiboneye kandi biragwa mubugingo. Kandi niyo agomba gufungwa, arabikora cyane ku buryo imibonano mpuzabitsina imibonano mpuzabitsina mu ntoki zitwikiriye urusoro. Nanjye ndumiwe nkoresheje intangarugero, ariko ntabwo na Eroticism, ariko mubyukuri umwana, afashe icyemezo cyo kurya, ahitamo kurya, kandi ndamurwanya munsi yumurongo urakaye muri metropolitan abagenzi. Yoo, iki gice cyumubiri ntikikigirwa, ariko nubutunzi bwumuryango, nka firigo, imodoka cyangwa inguzanyo.
Hashize imyaka ibiri nanyoroheye ko nibwira ko ndi mu itsinda rya al-Qaida kuruta "Umuganda mwiza wa Maks". Ariko, ubuzima butuma ibyo bihinduka. Amaze kubyara, nagiye mu mva yose kandi, usibye "Tummy", yinjiye mu matsinda abiri ati: "Shirepo yanjye" na "nziza Malyshchik".
Ubu ndi umuswa mu isaha ya Facebook, urebye imiyoboro y'abana, kandi atongana gutatanya nabandi ba mama, niyo yaba yambere kumenyekanisha nka pome cyangwa karoti. Kuba umuterankunga wa karoti, ndi saa sita z'ijoro ndandika ibitekerezo bipima abafana ba pome no gukomeza kurahira, ndetse no gufunga amaso. Umugabo yishimiye ko intambara zacu z'imboga ari ibintu, cyangwa bikavuga, byazaga gutera icyuma.
Niba isomero ryose ryaba mu mutwe, ubu hari "bom gusa, tili-bom, injangwe za Koshkin" na "Nkunda ifarashi yanjye, zifite ubwoya neza." Nibagiwe amagambo yose yubwenge, Schopenhauer yihanganye na Heidegger, ariko ubu ntabanje kwigana injangwe, isake n'inka.
Vuba aha, mu kigo kimwe cya Leta nasabwe kunyandikira no gushyira itariki, kandi nahise numva ubwoba bw'uko nigishije izina ry'abana b'ubunadiri, kandi nibagiwe rwose (kutavuga mu kwezi n'ukwezi) . Nashushanyije umusaraba no kumwenyura.
Umugabo mutagatifu ati: "Nta kintu na kimwe giteye ubwoba." Ihangane umwaka.
- umwaka ?! Nibyiza, sibyo! Ndayirenze!
Navuze cyane ko guhera ubu mugituza cyanjye ni zone ya erivileous idasanzwe, neza, cyangwa mugihe gikabije ni ikimenyetso cyuburumbuke! Ariko hafi yo kurya, umwana yatsimbaraye ku kimenyetso cy'uburumbuke maze azunguza amatonze, agomba gusubira ku bw'impanuka yagarutse ku gishushanyo cyahoze ku maguru abiri. Mama-Umuhanzi yatangaje ko ari ukudaharanira kandi ko amabere ahabwa umugore kugira ngo ayishushanyijeho inkware ikomeye, no kwirata abana hari abana "amata yishimye". Hanyuma nabitekereje muri rusange, ntabwo ari bibi ko hari imyaka miriyoni yimicyori hagati ya Suharevskaya nubushinwa-umujyi, ariko ntakintu kivugwa n'ijwi rirenga.
Ariko, niba nkiri ibyiringiro hamwe na viper - byibuze mu ndobo yamata yamata, hanyuma hamwe numuhungu wimyaka umwe nigice balthazar - oya. Balthazar ni ikiragi cyo kurira kumuryango wacu wose. Ubwa mbere, arya poroji, nka Nyagasani muto. Icya kabiri, azi "Muhu-cocotihu", mugihe tukiri kurwana nikibazo kigoye cya filozofiya: Nigute imbwa ivuga? - Kandi kugeza ubu, ishyano, ntiyemerewe. Ariko icy'ingenzi ni uko Balthazar kuva akivuka yayobowe n'inkono iruta kuturusha n'umugabo wanjye. Yumva ari uyu muhungu utangaje kuri we yavutse.
Bamaze gukora uru rubanza, bakuramo ishema bakuramo abashyitsi, bagaragaza ibiri mu nkono. Ku kinyabupfura, ugomba kureba hano no guhimbaza. Veroral yemera ibirenze umuntu. Arasaba Balthazar kubashyitsi baherekeza muruziga rwa kabiri kandi icyarimwe akora indi raporo yifoto nziza kuri Facebook na Instagram. Ntabwo nshyira "nk" inkono, nkuko bipfa ishyari gusa. Umuryango wanjye ntizirata abashyitsi rwose. Inkono yacu iracyasobanutse cyane. Kandi nongeye kubona ko umwana yabuze, ndumva ko Balthazar itazigera amenya.
Birumvikana ko dusya iryinyo rimwe ryumwaka wose amarira kandi induru, mugihe amenyo ya Balthazar yagaragaye nkibihumyo nyuma yimvura: Kubyuka - kandi amenyo asanzwe mumirongo itatu. Mu mwaka we n'amezi abiri, yamaze kurya bifstex hamwe namaraso n'amaraso hamwe n'icyuma n'ikibanza, mugihe tugerageza guhangana na Zucchini yuzuye pucchini. Nyuma ya sasita, zucchini yose imaze kuba ku bana bacu.
Kandi kubwimpamvu runaka, kumutwe wa papa wacu, bose bagaburira ubwoba bumva bafite ubwoba kuri bkoni. Ahari zucchini - birandura kandi bitangwa nigitonyanga cyumwuka? Amaze guhura n'umuhanda, umuturanyi ashimangira atontoma. Ndatangajwe no gukora imisatsi yawe n'umutuku kugeza "icyari" - Nibagiwe gukaraba Zukoni! Ariko yari muri menu mu cyumweru gishize!
Ikirenze byose, ubuzima bwimibonano mpuzabitsina buramkubita. Buri mugoroba, bo hamwe numugabo we banywa vino, bareba TINTO Brasse bagasomana mugihe balthazar, kunanirwa, yicara ku nkono nyampinga, hanyuma akajya ku nkombe za nimugoroba. Kubera ko umukobwa wacu yavutse, twe n'umugabo wanjye twarashize gusa imibonano mpuzabitsina gusa: Twashizeho ibyumweru bike nyuma yuko umwana, atinya ko akubita hasi ku mukocike. Ariko rero, imikoreshereze ye irakomera, yica cyane, kandi n'ubuzima bukora imibonano mpuzabitsina turaboha.
Nasangiye Sidura inyuma, ko imibonano mpuzabitsina itetseho ubu hamwe na sausage ya Chearakeh, ubwo namuriye biteye isoni nijoro kuri firigo. Guhitamo kugerageza kugerageza ubuzima bwacu bwimbitse, yagiriye inama firime ya erotic, nk'uko abivuga, n'abapfuye iruhande rw'abapfuye. Nyuma y'amezi abiri, byaragaragaye ko abapfuye muri nyuma yubuforomo. Buri gitondo narahiye umugabo wanjye uyu munsi tuzategura amashusho ya videwo nigitsina cyimibonano mpuzabitsina.
Ariko hafi yijoro, icyemezo cyarahindutse, mu nzozi klonialiki. Ndetse natanze umwanya wo gutabaza byibuze isaha yo gufata hafi imbere ya Org. Ariko isaha yo gutabaza, uko bigaragara, yari ifite amakosa, kuko twisanze mu gitondo - mugitondo hamwe nabana nimbwa - muri Bizarre arivuga, icyo Tintos itabyaye.
Hanyuma twafashe icyemezo cyo kumenyera film byibuze kugaruka byihuse, mugihe dusimburana, dutinyuka gusinzira nijoro. Byari bisekeje kuburyo twagendaga inshuro nyinshi hamwe no gusetsa. Ariko rero ndambiwe imibare icukura amabuye y'agaciro kuri ecran no guhora umenetse, nkaho intwari za firime zababazwa na collalic iteye ubwoba. Nabyutse gusa kuri Gundan ya nyuma "Ltd." kandi ntizimenetse amaso - umunwa wa Heroine wasizwe ikintu cyera.
Natekereje nti: "gusimbuka", ndambura imashini hamwe na napkins. Ariko rero nasanze ko iyi yari firime, naje gusetsa, kandi ndasetsa umugabo wanjye kuntoki. Ntiyigeze asubiza. Yicaye, ibikururuka, muri swingerera neza, amanikwa mumaso muri ecran, kandi ntanubwo yahinduye imitwe mubyerekezo byanjye. Namusunitse cyane, aranyerera agwa ku rubavu.
Nyuma yimyaka ibiri nzaha umwana wanjye mubusitani. Ngaho, azitondera rwose kurya snot, amacandwe, umuswa wogusetsa, gato, gutaka afite amaso atanyanya: "Sohoka!" Birumvikana ko tuzasura ubwoko bwose bwa Arvi na Orz, hamwe na FIMSHI, amatiku n'inyo, kandi tuzabatwara mu muryango wose ndetse n'abaturanyi bazaba barenze. Mama azavuga ko izuru ryanjye riva muri ndumva meze cyane kandi ndasa na Gogol, ariko, ishyano, ntabwo ari impano, kandi ko inka yimpu zitari gaze. Kandi nyuma yindi joro ridasinziriye, nyuma yijoro ritaha, bizababara: "bizarangira ryari?!" Nta na rimwe! Colicant ya mbere, hanyuma amenyo, hanyuma ubwato.
Nzi neza ko ndi umwe gusa: Verochka azamurika kumwenyura hamwe na kaseti yubururu ya facebook, igitekerezo cyanjye kitagerwaho nubuyobozi buyobora mwisi yasaze.
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