Ababyeyi bacu bahisemo abantu bisa na strovich na Nestor Petrovich. Bashiki bacu bato bato barose neo na severis snape. Ninde twakundaga? Kandi, cyane cyane, - kubera iki? Ahari bihagije gukurura igikona kumuganwa ukundwa, ninde wamaze guhagarara, muri kariya gace ka mirongo inani?
GOLHANDA AKAZI! Arnold Schwarzennegor
Ntabwo utangaje rwose ko saa tatu za mugitondo uburiri bwawe burimo ubusa kandi bikonje, nubwo, ndibuka, umuntu ashyira umurambo we ako kanya nyuma ya "Igihe". Oya, ntabwo watoboye, kandi igikomangoma cyawe ntigisinzira kuri sofa mucyumba cyo kuraramo kandi ntizicara mu musarani hamwe na terefone, yohereza nyirabuja ubutumwa. Birashoboka cyane ko ari ku kibuga cy'indege yabamiye nyirabukwe. Cyangwa muri lobby hafi yisaha, aho byari bikenewe guhita ufata Beijing yumuturanyi wawe.
Iyi pekingse, rimwe mu cyumweru hateguwe igitero cy'umutima w'ikinyomora, mumaze igihe kinini ushaka kuniga bikini. Ariko ntabwo ufite bikini. Kuki ukeneye kogashya koga iyo umaze umwaka wa gatanu ikiruhuko cyawe kirenze? Nyirarume Vasya yubaka umusingi - birakenewe ubufasha. Gupfa kwana byatangiye gusana - birakenewe ubufasha. Umwishywa uvuga waje gukora - birakenewe ubufasha. Isi yaguye kuri axis yo mwijuru - ni ngombwa gufasha ku isonga. Ntabwo tuzi icyo gukora kuri yo, ariko uzi neza uwabiryozwa. Ahubwo ibyo.
Bitatu "k". Ntabwo "umugwaneza, Kyukh, Cirche", Oya. "KonteOs", "Conan" na "Ubushyuhe butukura".
Impinja. Vashechkin
Nkuko mubizi, amategeko ya Karma no kuvuka ubwa kabiri bivuze ko mu bushake bwabo ugomba kunyura munzira iva mu "bakobwa" ku "bagore-bakobwa." Kandi hariya, hagati - hariho na "umubyeyi wumugore". Birashoboka, kuri iki gihe uri kuri iki cyiciro, kuko ibindi bisobanuro bituma wihanganira ibi byose - oya.
Kandi ni ubuhe buryo, niba ejo yongeye kuza saa tatu mu gitondo kandi akakwambika kuri karito, baringaniza ukuguru kumwe no guhishura amasasu. Byongeye kandi, yari afite abahungu ku maguru. Usanzwe umenya ko ari inshuti ningimbi, akora kuri uru rubanza rugana uru rubanza kandi ntazi kwishyura inzu. Ariko umubano wawe uhamye bidasanzwe - uzamura, asukura.
Catics reba ibyo byose hamwe no gucirwaho iteka.
Umuntu w'ibiti. Umuganwa Patrick, "Ntugende"
"Yabayeho, ku isi, Pinocchio nziza, kumwubaha, kumwubaha." Mubyukuri, "Buratino" - Amazina meza cyane, akwiriye umugabo wawe, kandi ni ukubera ko "Clubban" - byumvikana cyane. Ariko simbyitayeho. Mubyukuri, ntabwo yitaye muri rusange. Kugaragaza mu maso he ntibihinduka, nubwo hachico apfa kuri ecran. Kandi igihe ikipe yigihugu yikirusiya yatsinze - ntabwo ihinduka.
Niba kandi umaze kumenyera pokersa ye, noneho isi ye yimbere yimbere iracyari ikugora. Wagerageje kurira, wakubise amasahani no kuyobora ibiganiro birukanwe - ariko ntacyo bimaze: nta marangamutima, nta marangamutima azabaho. Ntabwo yatanze muburyo bwibanze. Niba kandi wari uzi aho abantu ari roho, mubyukuri wamurikira inkoni kugirango umenye neza ko igikomangoma cyawe kitari unyuze mu mwobo, ariko hari ikintu kizima kandi cyoroshye.
Ariko, Yoo, siyanse ntabwo yageze kuri iyo mbere.
Impyisi yonyine. Max kuva "Umusazi Max"
Birashoboka cyane ko umucuranzi wawe way wo muy'umucunga cyangwa bike. Cyangwa umukinnyi. Ibi, kugirango mvuge, abayobozi batatu ba mbere ba mbere, barumvikana kandi bahanura nka anvili. Kandi 10 ya mbere irashimishije cyane. Hano harasunitswe n'inkokora. Abakinnyi b'umupira w'amaguru, abakinnyi bahembe, abasizi, abafilozofe, ambulance na capchas. Muri make - ntabwo ari mu mwuga. Urubanza ruri mubucuruzi, mumbabarire kubihano bibi.
Ntacyo bitwaye kubyo igikomangoma cyawe cyarimo, ni ngombwa ko akoresha uyu murimo. Ibindi byose - n'imibanire yawe harimo - ku ihame risigaye. Kandi ntabwo uzi neza ko aribyo, ubu ni umubano mwinshi. Kuberako ibintu byose bidafite igihe. Byose nkuko byari bimeze, ariko oya. Niba kandi ejo imperuka yisi iza kandi isi yose izahinduka ubutayu bwa radiyo, igikomangoma cyawe kirafashwe rwose - niba atari byo bitagize ingaruka. Mubyukuri, bizaba byiza kuri we: ibintu bitarangaza.
Kandi ntukizere ko azabaza kumaso, akakubona muri mask ya gaze.
Umukorerabushake w'iteka. Robin kuva Sherwood
Ntushobora gusoma inkuru ya mushakisha ye, kuko birarambiranye. Ibiro bya elegitoronike kwakira ibiro bya elertoronike, Rosyama, Ihuriro rya ZPP - Kuvanga, ariko ntizibangamiye. Nimugoroba, nyuma yakazi, uzabura isuku yumye, ahubwo uzabura inzu yo gucapa - gufata imiti yicapa "Ndi umwijima nka polloretny". Wowe ubwawe ntugahagarara ahantu hose - wagurishije imodoka, kuko wanga abaturanyi no kwihorera, uko ubishoboye.
Kandi barashobora gusa imisumari no gutera isoni. Ariko umuryango wawe ukunda mama muto wikibuga cyawe. Na nyirakuru. Kubera ko ufite ibibuga by'imikino cumi n'itanu mu gikari (guhindukira vuba. Muri icyo gihe, utekereze rimwe na rimwe niba byari byiza kuvugana na Jigurda. Igitaramo cyarangi na satelite yubuzima ntabwo ari inkuru yoroshye, ariko ibidashoboka rwose - ni ukubana numurwanyi mubutabera ukeneye byinshi.
Mama afite ubwenge! Roma Lavugkin, "Ntabwo wigeze urota"
Kuba umukobwa mwiza, noneho uzagororerwa rwose. N'ijosi. Ntakintu cyihariye, nkuko babivuga - kukurusha, niko byagororewe. Waba ufite umukobwa mubi, wagira byibuze abanzi batanu barahiye impamyabumenyi itandukanye. Ariko ntiwaretse abanzi, niko isanzure ihenze igukubise amatafari yijimye, akugezaho mamo.
Kandi kubera ko uri umukobwa mwiza, kandi udafite uburambe bwa marrigue, urugamba rwa Hiatus hamwe nanduye, Mamo iyoboye hamwe na konti yo kumenagura. Agenzura isanduku yawe y'ibitare. Ntiyigera ahamagara mbere yo gusurwa. Arakwigisha kubaho, gukunda no guteka. Birasa nkaho bivuye ku ijwi rye igihanga kandi gifite uburozi kigwa ku bwonko bwawe bw'amajeza. Kandi ibyo ukomeza byose - gutegura uburakari butazwi mu baturage "Svetrukha zadolbala".
Kandi niho wabajijwe muburyo busobanutse - kandi ni iki umuhungu wa Mamo adafata? Kandi Umwana ntazaharanira nyina kuko ari umuhungu mwiza. Kubwibi wahisemo. Arakomeye, ashinzwe kandi mwiza. Gusa ntabwo ari wowe, mamo indabyo zamuzamutse, zumye?
Ishyamba ariko nziza. Idubu, "Igitangaza gisanzwe"
Bu-boo, sinkwiriye. Boo-bu, birashoboka ko ntiteguye. Bu-boo, kandi uzi neza ko ushaka nanjye no mu byishimo, no mu gahinda? Boo-Bu, Oya, Nibyiza kugenda nta hantu nijoro ryimbeho, bisa nkaho ushobora kunkunda (c). Mubyukuri, birasa nawe ko ufite ibigori mururimi bitaboroga bitagira iherezo. Umeze neza, ndagukunda neza. Yego, rwose. Rwose. Ukuboko kumutima, ntabwo ari umwijima no kuri clip.
Ariko aracyakeneye gutekereza bike. Nibyiza, urumva - Byagenda bite se niba ibintu byose bidakora? Hariho imyaka umunani, none ntigikora, kandi ejo uzabishyira hanze. Hamwe nabana babiri basanzwe, kashe, izina rya scuredriver na inguzanyo zitishyuwe. Ku Mana, byari byoroshye kugira inzu yidubu. Birumvikana ko bahumura, ariko guceceka. Ntutekereze.
MishanthRopy na "Nicyiness". Karl Friedrich Yerorim, "Ushanausen"
Ati: "Abantu bagabanijwemo abadafite icyo basobanukirwa kandi abadafite ikintu bumva" - ubu ni ubuzima bwa ceto mwiza. Kandi ubuzima bwawe Predo kuko wabikunze - Ikigo cyububiko. Wibuke, sibyo?
Gutwara, komeza, urebe kandi urebe
Uhumeka, umva, urwango
Kandi ubabaze kandi wihanganire
Kandi biterwa, na Tweak.
Gufungura? Urahawe ikaze. Twara utuye hamwe abadafite ikintu ntacyo bumva (abadafite ikintu na kimwe bushobora gusigara kubandi bageragezo). Komeza wegere iyenewa kugirango wandike ibitekerezo bye byubwenge. Mumurebe mu kanwa iyo atekereza kandi akabona ukuri muri bo. Umva, umva gusa, wanga abantu bose badashaka kubyumva (ushobora no kubababaza, nibyiza cyane).
Nibyiza, kuburyo bababara kandi ntibazamuka kugirango bashyire mubikorwa urumuri ako kanya. Bazababara kandi barangwa, bazaterwa kandi kuri iyi Bale b'umuco, kumvira ijambo ryacu. Niki mubyukuri uri umucamanza asa - wiyemeje nyuma. Bikozwe muri ruswa ye. Ariko iyo ufashe umwanzuro, ntuzishimira cyane kutamumenyesha ko abanzi bashyize imbunda mbisi.
Flumb iguruka.