Vuba aha ni pics.ru yanditse kubyerekeye kubana nababyeyi kwisi nubwumvikane, mugihe utagiye. Imyitozo yerekana ko rimwe na rimwe ari ngombwa kuranga. Ku buryo bitababara cyane, turasaba gukoresha inama ziva mu gitabo kizwi "mu buhanzi bw'intambara" Sun Tzu. Afite imyaka irenga 2500, yageragejwe mugihe, nukuvuga. Shaka Kubuzima!
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"Ishingiro ry'abasirikare ni amayeri. Iyo twiteguye kugaba igitero, ugomba kwitwaza ko ntacyo. Mugihe ugiye guterera, ugomba kwitwaza ko tudakora. Iyo twegereye, ugomba kumvisha umwanzi ko tukiri kure cyane. Niba turi kure, umwanzi agomba gusa nkaho turi hafi
Mu gihe gito, kuroshya ababyeyi kandi bambara iri maso yabo! Niba amakimbirane yawe ashingiye ku ibara rya Wallpaper mucyumba, erekana ubujiji bwuzuye bwo kubaka amaduka, yajugunye imbeho, adashobora gusana ibikombe no ku kirundo cya daliconic. Noneho mugihe badahari, mu buryo butunguranye bazana na brigade y'abakozi, bahagaritse, kole kandi ntacyo kwiyanga! Umwanzi azatsindwa! Gusa ibinini bya cardiac na Vesasa ya Valerian mugihe. Cyane cyane niba uhisemo icyatsi kibisi muri raspberry.
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"Wibwire ko mu ngabo zawe, gusenyuka, n'umwanzi wambaye"
Bwira nyoko kubyerekeye gutongana numugabo wanjye! Mumushimishe! Kimwe, yarwanije amaboko, yitwara nabi, aryama ku kazi, ntabwo yitondera, madasi, man! Mama Yoroheje, avuga ko umunuko we! ", Kandi hano, ni mu buhe buryo hano - ukoresha imbere kandi wanga guhamagara umukobwa wa Dazepperm.
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"Niba imyanya yose y'umwanzi akomejwe neza, mwitegure kurugamba. Niba ingabo zawe zisumba ibyawe, imikorere mibi ya givat "
Ni ukuvuga, niba ababyeyi bafashe nyirakuru, sogokuru, nyirasenge Kanama n'injangwe, ntukajye mu makimbirane - uzaba ukwemera kandi ugaragazwa na uranticism kandi neza mu rukiko rwinshuti. Niba kandi wumva ko basabiriza gushimishwa nibintu bidasanzwe nkabo nkabo nkabo nkabo nkabo nkabo (ni umugabo mushya (kandi umugabo mwiza), tegereza kandi wirinde!
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"Niba uwo muhanganye arihuta cyane, gerageza kumutera uburakari. Wibwire ko ufite intege nke kugirango ushimangire kwiyemera kwe "
Urugero, ababyeyi bashimangira, bityo ubana nabo? Cyiza, ngwino muri wikendi hanyuma ureke bijya mu kibuga cyimbuga giremereye. Tupit, gutanyanya, kwitwaza ko byoroshye kuvomera cacti, fata injangwe, utwike ibiryo-firigo ya firigo, byari icyumweru. Noneho nyamuneka uko bikugoye kubana tutabanje kuyoboka no kugenzura. Birasobanutse. Nigute ushobora kunywa kugirango utange - bazirukana!
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"Igitero, igihe umwanzi atateguwe, burigihe hariho uruhande rutunguranye"
Kurugero, hamagara saa 6 za sambo kugirango utangeza ko utazagera. Kandi muri rusange uve gutura muri Philippines. Kandi, nukuvuga, uratwite. Bazafata munsi yibaba ryinjangwe yawe?
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"Ntukagire uwo ubwira neza uko wagera ku ntsinzi"
Ntukaganire ku migambi yawe y'imirwano idahwitse, ndetse n'umugabo wawe - abagabo muri ubu bucuruzi ntibashobora kugirirwa ikizere, bose ku bitugu by'abagore byoroshye. Porbutalki Brandy hamwe na papa - kandi umukunzi wawe azasohokera byose nkuko biri muri Mwuka! Guceceka rero nka Jedi nyayo, kandi imbaraga zizabana nawe!
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"Nta yindi leta ibaho ku nyungu z'intambara ikomeza"
Ni ukuvuga, kuranga no gutongana, iki nikintu kimwe, nyuma ya byose, ntibishoboka gukundana ubuziraherezo, kandi imyaka itatu kubera imyanda nto hamwe nababyeyi kutavuga - bitandukanye rwose. Ababyeyi ni ababyeyi, ntibatorwa, hubarwa kandi. Ntabwo uri impano, ariko barakuzamuye, munzira!
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"Intego y'intambara ni intsinzi, kandi ntabwo kwiyamamaza ubwaryo"
Muyandi magambo, ntukagire amakimbirane n'ababyeyi, niba atari wizeye mu ntsinzi yawe yuzuye kandi idashira. Noneho urashaka kugira impeta nshya kumunsi wamavuko, ariko uzagumana na boiler ebyiri, "kuko ubikeneye cyane!" Babyeyi bari, menya kumvisha kandi bakamenya tekinike ibujijwe nkikimenyetso cyamaboko hamwe na manipulation yinkunga yawe.
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"Kubiba mu nzego zawe z'ibibazo - bisobanura kureka intsinzi"
Wibuke ko wowe n'umugabo wawe / umukunzi wawe ari ikipe imwe kandi akazakora urwego rwunze ubumwe. Ntukemere kuruhuka, gutakaza no kuba maso cyangwa kunyeganyeza muburyo bwiza bwo gukemura. Yemeye ko utazajya gucukura ubusitani - uhagarare wenyine. Nta "igice cy'isaha", "ikirere cyiza", "noneho turimo gutera umuriro" cyangwa "dufite brandy nziza"!
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"Umurwanyi w'umuhanga arashaka kumutsinda bidashoboka, kandi ntizigera ibura amahirwe yo gutsinda umwanzi"
Ntabwo ikorerwa kuri manipulations ziva murukurikirane "Uri Umukobwa mubi", "Twinjije ubugingo bwose muriwe" nibindi. Uri umuntu mukuru wihagije kandi ufite uburenganzira bwuzuye bwo kubaho nkuko ubishaka, utiriwe ukora ibikorwa byawe nababyeyi - igihe cyabo kirangiye. Ntabwo utegetswe kuba umukobwa mwiza mugusobanukirwa iki manda, ariko ategekwa kwishima no kwishimira.
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"Komanda mwiza azaba gato mu bitero kandi bidatinze afata ibyemezo"
Niba watangiye kurwana - Ntugatigirire mbere yigihe. Byagenze bite - yahisemo kuzamura umwuzukuru wa kilo ya bombo, ntabigishije inama nawe? NINDE Nyina hano muri rusange? Ninde uzakiza umwana wa Diathesiso noneho azaba azaba? Bumvise ibya diyar diyari ?! Umwana agomba kwigunga, ababyeyi - agatabo ku kaga k'isukari ku kanwa k'umwana wihuse, ibitekerezo icumi biteye ubwoba no mu kinyabupfura wirengagije ibyumweru bibiri. Bamenyeshe ko urwenya rubi hamwe nawe!
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"Iyo bazengurutse ingabo, bava mu mwanzi koridor ari imyanda. Nturangize umwanzi watsinzwe. Iyi ni siyanse yose y'intambara "
Niba, nk'urugero, amaherezo nyuma yo kumvisha igihe kirekire, inkono kandi yanduye Blackmail yahuye na Dr. Julilie no gucira, ntutwike ibintu byose banki hamwe na homeopathy - usige abantu umunezero gake. Ariko munsi yubuyobozi bukomeje. Kandi tuzi uburyo ababyeyi bacu bakunda kwiyitirira imiti yigenga hamwe nurupapuro rwimyumbati aho bimaze igihe kinini kugirango ukore ultrasound na MRI.
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