Mubyukuri, igitekerezo cyo kugerageza umufatanyabikorwa "ku buryo bukwiye" birasa nkaho ari bibi kandi gito ... mmm ... ntabwo aribyo. Iyi modoka yaguzwe nyuma yo kwiga tekiniki na tekinoroji yikoranabuhanga, gutwara ibizamini no gutekereza byimazeyo kubishoboka byo kugura. Kandi urukundo na logique nibintu bitoroshye. Ariko hariho umubano nkibi nibihe, mugihe ari byiza, nkuko babivuga, nibyiza guswera umusatsi no kudasenya inshuti zawe "aho amaso yanjye yari."
Hano kubihe dutanga urutonde rwacu ruto, ariko ahubwo rugereranya uburyo bwa "ubundi buryo bwo kugerageza".
Fata muri IKEA - Ikizamini cyo kwihangana.
Ntabwo byanze bikunze muri IKEA, ariko byanze bikunze igitsina gore kandi, mubitekerezo bye, imyanda idasobanutse - Ingoro nziza yubwiherero ni ibara ryijimye ryijimye cyangwa urutonde rwa buji. Shakisha "umwobo" witonze, ntabwo wihuta, ntukibagirwe kubona inkoni ibereye hamwe nigitambaro, kuri cheque ihindura ibitekerezo kandi igasubiremo, kuko ibara rya "ubwoko bumwe nabwo ". Intego yibi bigeragezo byose nukwumva uburyo uwatoranijwe arumiwe, kandi niba ashima inyungu zawe, nubwo atari hafi. N'ubundi kandi, mu buzima bw'umuryango w'abana "abana" muzaba bafite ibirenze. "Umukwe" utunganye uceceka amasaha yose yubusazi, azatanga inama ebyiri zingirakamaro kumiterere nuburyo bwo kugura amatike, bizazana icyemezo cyatike, kikaba cyarazengurutse yarshik , izategereza indi saha kugeza igihe utarahaka. Ariko, umusore azamanuka, aho bigeze avuga ati: "Nibyo, ufite umunezero hano, kandi ndi inyuma yinyama. Ufata angahe? ". Ariko umukwe asanzwe afite iminota ya cumi yo guhaha, ibibi, ikibi no gutemba kw'inkoni mu rukuta - ni bibi. Shyiramo.
Musabe "kumanika akazu" - Ikizamini cyo "Hushness".
Ugomba kumenya neza ko umusore afite amaboko akura ahantu heza. Urwitwazo, iyo, bavuga ko, biroroshye kwita inzobere kuruta kumara umwanya wo kumanika akabati no gusana ibikombe bya musarani, byiza kuri contthrough ya mbere. Iyo imbaga idahwitse ikiza ubutayu bwijimye mu nzu yawe, injangwe izamanika kuri chandelier, umuturanyi aturuka hasi (ogarsir) azakuzanira igereranya ryo gusana bishya, uzibuka kubyerekeye "Shelf" naryo ntibishoboka ko azahumuriza. Noneho, reka igikundiro gikurura imbaho, screwdriver nibindi bikoresho - kandi bigerageza. Yashoboye kuzana bwa mbere, ntabwo yerekeza kuri enterineti - nziza. Nababaye, izmuved, Google, igikoma nurukuta, ariko kubw'ibisubizo - neza. Ibindi byose ntabwo ari amahitamo yacu. Dushyira intwari.
Fata mu gutembera - Ikizamini cyo gucengeza imbaraga.
Mubyukuri, urugendo rw'iminsi ibiri ahantu hatarimo ahantu hatarimo nuburyo bworoshye kandi bugera ku buryo bwo kumenya uburyo umuntu yitwara mubihe bidasanzwe. Urashobora kujya mwishyamba hamwe nihema, urashobora kwicara kuri gari ya moshi, jya kuri sitasiyo "Pokakuisk" hanyuma ujye aho amaso areba cyangwa ushobora kubona gusa kubeshya no gukomera . Muri rusange, kusezeranya "urukundo rwo gushimisha", ariko kureba byombi. Ukuntu yashyize ihema, nk'ingando ahantu hazamura umuriro, kimwe no kuzenguruka, gushyikirana abashoferi baho, kugira ngo abakukuruze kuva kuri "Leschka" bituma ukwemerera kumva niba ari birashoboka kubigiraho mumyaburo. Ese ibyo byose abishoboye, amacandwe ntabwo ashonga, afata amaboko ya trout - fata, atatekereza. Hamwe numusore nkuyu, wowe no muri zombie Apocalypse azakomeza kuba ubwanwa, nta nkomyi kandi, cyane cyane. Yashishikarije kuri njye kuri kawa ya kawa, mini-bar, amashati abiri ya gace hamwe nigisanduku cya cake kuri wewe - ntutekereze. Muri zombie apocalypse uzaba umwamikazi zombie - nta munsi. Ariko niba bigomba kubanza, hanyuma wanze igice cyo kuva kure kure ya lisansi kurenza metero 500 - shyira ukuyemo. Nta Zombie Apocalypse, birumvikana ko atazabikora, ariko ni ukubera iki ukeneye gushyira mu kaga?
"Imyenda" urebe uko azabyitwaramo - ikizamini cyo kwitaho.
Fata na "Zabyat" Ponaroshka. Kandi birashoboka kandi nta "ponaroshka". Umva ko ntakibazo, hamagara umukunzi wawe kandi ubabare kumuri muto. Mugusoza, uri umukobwa, kandi ufite uburenganzira bwuzuye bwo kwera. Imyitwarire yumukunzi izakubwira byinshi. Kurugero, kubyerekeye ubushobozi bwe bwo kwishyira mu mwanyanga, kimwe n'ubushobozi bwo kutagira impuhwe no kwicuza, ahubwo nanone. N'ubundi kandi, ugomba gutura ku musozi kandi mu byishimo, mu buzima, kandi, kimwe n'ibibabaje, bihinduka. Muri rusange, aramutse agezeyo, azana ubufasha bwa mbere (amacunga na Piecakes, basuzumye niba bafata ububabare, cyangwa kwicara gusa - umugabo ukomeye azasohoka - umugabo ukomeye azavamo Ni. Amaze guhamagara muganga kure kandi yohereza indabyo, amacunga na keke hamwe na courier - so-kuri troechka. Kandi nta "umukwe", usubiza ibibazo byawe bizavuga ngo "Nibyo, komera. Gukosora, hamagara! " Hanyuma ushireho terefone. Ibicurane bikimara kurambika - ushize amanga mumutwe mu ijosi.
Musabe kugutwara mumashyaka rusange - ikizamini cyo gutuza.
Uzaba mwiza mumyambarire yawe ya nimugoroba, yasinze gato, ntabwo ahagije kandi biteye ubwoba. Kandi iyi cocktail iteye ubwoba, azakenera gukora hamwe ninzu umutekano no kubungabunga. Kubwubuto bwiza, shyira mumodoka mumodoka imwe mu bakobwa bakobwa "badasubirwaho", byibuze mugenzi umwe wumugabo no gufata icupa rya champagne. Mu nzira, muganire n'abakobwa birambuye by'ishyaka, Hichkai, kwuzuza abo mukoranaga b'amatwi ry'uruke, bisaba cyane ko bikomeza ibirori, kandi ntukange. Amaherezo, uri kandi hano, kandi niba iyi myuga ishaka kurongora, igomba kumenyeshwa byimazeyo ubujyakuzimu bwawe. Ibintu byose biroroshye hano. Niba ukiboneka muri iri joro murugo, ntabwo ari ahantu hamwe mumuhanda wa Moscou na bagenzi bawe na champagne - udafite amahirwe adashoboka hamwe nuwo watoranijwe.
Mumutegure isomo ryo kubihirira - ikizamini cyingenzi.
Umwishywa uzamanuka, umwana wumukobwa cyangwa umwana uturanye. Mbega ubwoko bukomeye kandi bwangiritse - ibyiza. Nta "buryo buhanitse" bwo gufasha no kwiyemeza inzira yo kubihisha. Nibyiza, witwaze ko ufite allergie iteye ubwoba kurumwana wawe. Hano uzabona ishusho yukwizera kutagerwaho - ntakintu gishimishije nijisho ryumugore nkumusore mwiza ufite uruhinja rwa Rivet mu maboko, cyangwa tumenye ko hashobora kuba umwana wawe wubuki uhinduka ubugenzuzi buteganijwe y'ubwishingizi. Niba ugiye kuba mama rimwe, noneho guhitamo kwawe biroroshye kandi byumvikana.
Menya neza ko "Bardak" yawe na "Bardak" bagereranywa - ikizamini cyo guhuza mu gihugu.
Amenyo yumusazi kandi ntukure mbere yo kuhagera. Nibyiza, byibuze bimaze kuva munzu muburyo bwe busanzwe. Ntabwo bitwaye ko inzira ya mudasobwa ishyizwe mu kubitsa kwa Nestikira-T-Shirts na bombo bombo ya bombo. Uri, kandi ubugingo bwumuryango buzagira isuku. Nibyo, kandi twagira inama yo gusebanya nyabyo "bikabije ukurikije ibiciro bitatanye hamwe nisahani eshatu-zidafunzwe muri sink. Gusa kwigana uko ibintu bimeze mugihe ushobora kugira isuku munzu, urebe uko uwatoranijwe azitwara. Sinabonye - Super. Fata. Nabonye kandi ntanga ubufasha. - fata inzira. Birababaje gushuka kandi bikuramo isuku ya vacuum. - Toler, nubwo biteye ubwoba. Ariko abahanga mu izuru babonye spubby ku ndorerwamo, amanota ku bwoya bw'imbwa ku gitanda cyangwa agenzure ku mwenda ku gihuru, mbere yo gukomeza kurya - gutwara feom.
Mubwire "Oya" muri ako kanya iyo "yego" ni ikizamini kubagabo.
Vuga gusa oya, sinshaka. Nahinduye imitekerereze ". Urabizi, iyi ni igeragezwa ryahagaritswe, ni ubuhemu butagira uburiganya kandi bijyanye numuntu wakundaga ndetse no kunyeganyega. Ariko niba ufite byibuze igitonyanga cyo gushidikanya mu kinyoma cye - kora. Vuga oya ". Uzahita wumva uwo uriwe - umufatanyabikorwa ungana, inshuti numugore uzaza, cyangwa - ikintu cyimibonano mpuzabitsina. Igisubizo icyo ari cyo cyose (kwemeza, kashe, urwenya, umukino "ku gahato, mu by'ukuri, inzika, gukaraba, gukaraba) usibye kwemerwa bidasubirwaho ko atari umuntu wawe
Mubwire uburyo "yagenzuye" - ikizamini cyo kumva urwenya.
Birashoboka cyane, "yizeye" ushobora kuba uwo bashakanye binyuze muri ibyo bizamini byose kandi akaba yarabonye ingaruka nziza, uzumva ibyo nakoze ikintu cyiza cyane. Icyo wagize amahirwe yo guhura nicyiza, ubwenge, bwubwenge, bwubwenge, umuntu mukuru, nawe kubwimpamvu runaka imuha igenzura ryamavugo zose. " Igihe kirageze cyo gukora intambwe ihamye kandi tukamwemera muri byose. Uku kumenyekana bizahinduka ikizamini cya nyuma nawe (kuba inyangamugayo), nacyo (ku busenze) n'umubano wawe (imbaraga). Dutanga garanti ya 99.9% kotwarwa neza nibibazo byabanjirije, Ishivit hamwe nuyu. Kandi niba atari urwango, noneho reka ujye munzira iva mu matafari yumuhondo. Kuberako abasore badafite urwenya bameze nka cheesezka: bisa nkaho ikintu gishimishije, ariko ntawe uzi impamvu.
