Valeriya n'umujyi ibihumbi - filime yarashwe mu gisekeje ("Valeriya na Loreline"), bityo George Lucas yahumekewe, bityo bagaragaza ko batitaye ku "mwaka igihumbi" hafi. Two Falcon, turi abambere - nkaho bibaye Luc Besson George Lucas, kandi iyi niyo ntangiriro.
Muri make, noneho ishingiro rya firime rishobora gusobanurwa ku buryo bukurikira: Ejo hazaza heza, aho hakiriho abazungu bakomeye mu gukurikirana umunyamabanga w'abasangwabutaka, bizera umunyamabanga w'abasangwabutaka, wizere ko umucuruzi w'ibibazo, abimukira batemewe bifuza kubona " Mulvipat ", n'isi nziza, noneho hariho ibishya, bifite imbaraga nyinshi, bikinisha, bikiza isimbike. Ihame, ntushobora gukomeza, ariko tugomba kugabana ibyangiritse!
Hano. Nyuma ya "Millennial Falcon" na Soling nyinshi ziguruka, twerekana avatar. Gusa aho abaturage badafite ubururu kandi buke. Ariko byose - Umubare w'icyitegererezo kandi udafite iminkanyari imwe, hamwe n'iminwa ya chubby na cadeekénes.
Umuryango utuye ku mucanga wera, ukusanya amasaro n'inyamaswa zifite amabara y'amabara yose ya specrum (ibuka amasaro atangaje - ushyiramo amasaro mu nyamaswa - hanyuma arushyire ni).
Indorerezi, gukonja idyll ku mucanga no mu kayira kegeranye, uhite wumva ko ubumwe na kamere na kamere na none bizatangira. Muri rusange, itangira - Cruisers yo kunywa itabi igwa mu ijuru, umuryango wihisha muri rumwe mu mato yaguye, hanyuma imiraba iturika ikandagira. "Umukapirareza (Dane Dekhan), kanguka cyane ku bwato bwe. Yarose ibyo byose, ariko sibyo rwose. Biragoye!
Nyuma y'igice cy'isaha, Valeriya yagiye kohereza hanze "idasanzwe" yatanzwe na bashimusi, ibyo, hano hatunguha, hashize iminota icumi i Flashbek, yambaye utuyeho umubumbe wa nyakwigendera. Guhura? Ntabwo ntekereza!
Valeriya na cor gaton (kara melievin), Kresematiyo amenya umubano. Ntabwo yizewe Hooligan, ni umuderevu - ubushakashatsi buhebuje kandi ashaka gushikama. Valeriya (bisa numusore diCaprio, igiye kurohama, kandi atari kuri super gagger) ugenda hamwe namakarita ya Trump kandi ahamagara Loreline arubatse. Birazwi cyane, nuko bagiye mu butumwa, aho abahugurwa benshi bapfa, kandi abakozi barabagirana ku myambaro yaciwe. Valeriya yasubiyeho, ntaho ajya. Nyirabukwe w'amasaro (na pearl) bigaragaye kuba i Valeriya. Mugereranije, twerekana ko abaturage bakunze, bitwaje imbunda kandi na bo bifuzaga kubona inyamaswa nto (ariko ntibashobora) kuri analogue yo hasi ya Jabba Hatta. (Umwiherero wa Lyrical - kubwimpamvu zimwe, abacuruzi badashimishije, igikurura "ni intwari" zijimye, na "nziza", nka Avatarovtsev hamwe nuburemere bworoshye, bworoshye kandi buke kandi buke. Undi Guhura? ... Ntabwo ntekereza)
Rero, loreline na valeriya jya mu mujyi ibihumbi n'ibihumbi, aho ibintu byose byatangiranye n'inyamaswa ye. Kuri sitasiyo ya sitasiyo "Alpha" (Igitangaje ni uko ahantu habaho ibiremwa miliyoni 7 biba mu mibumbe itandukanye byitwa inyuguti ya mbere y'inyuguti z'ikigereki), hanyuma amayeri adafite amayeri atangira.
Abantu bakomeye bagaragara mu gukurikirana, ku gikorwa cy'abakozi ba Valeriya na Loreline kandi bakimukiye kubona inyamaswa, cyane cyane ko ari bo mu bwoko bwa koloneli Arun Fitritt, n'ubu bwoko bwabo, n'uko atera urucariritse rw'umuntu umwe ya Avatarovs, inararibonye inararibonye isobanukirwa uwo ari yo nyirabayazana kuri byose n'impamvu mu kirere kitagira umupaka Valeriya, kandi nta makuru ari ku isi yose.
Kandi icyarimwe, aho bitandukanya hagati ya Alpha, aho ugiye - uzashira. Ku ikarita, hashyizweho umutuku kandi buriwese areba ishusho ya holographic ya holoprati yatunganijwe. Biragaragara, abakozi bazaba bahari kuva kumunota kugeza kumunota.
Muri rusange rero, bibaho iyo intwaro zahoze zitwaje inzoka zitwaje inzoga zitwaje inzoga zidasanzwe kandi zidashimuta koloneli nyayo (kubera ko batekereje ko akeneye, yari akeneye). Ibikurikira - iminota 10 yo kwirukana Valeriya inyuma yabo, bac, kandi iri muri zone yo kwitandukanya. Byose birababaje, cyane cyane Kara hagati. Niki nyuma yo gushakisha bike nacyo kigwa muri zone yo guhezwa, aho muri rusange, ituje, yoroheje kandi ishimuta abanyamahanga bafite imifuka iteganijwe, isohoka mu nkengero zo mu kirere ubwacyo.
Hanyuma noneho birashimishije. Rero, byavuzwe ko Alpha ari umujyi wibihumbi, aho ibiremwa bifatika byunamye ubumenyi nubunararibonye biturutse kwisi yose. Uratekereza isomero, cyangwa agace ka seriveri, neza, cyangwa byibuze metero mbi za disiki zikomeye. Akazana aho? Kandi ibiyobyabwenge? (Loreline ishimuta Analog Jabby Hutta, kugirango umwami wabo ameze n'ubwonko bwe). Nuburyose bifitanye isano nabi niterambere, ubumenyi nubundi ubujurire no gushyira mu gaciro.
Muri make, igihe gito kitwereka "akarere k'ibinyampeke", hakurikijwe Valeriya arwambazwa mu gushaka umutekano. Aho yamenyereye Rihanna. Mu buryo bumwe, hamwe n'abanyamahanga, amabara y'icyapa, ushobora gufata urupapuro urwo arirwo rwose ku isi ashaka ko mu mibano (Luque ari Beson arengana muraho muraho "ikintu cya gatanu". Imikorere ye yari (yego, usibye agakiza k'inkumi mu bibazo, Valeriya yagize umwanya wo kureba ikinamico ya erotic) ko Rihanna ihindura amashusho 3 ya kabiri, Tomno ashikamye. Umukobwa wumukobwa / umuja / umuforomo / umubyinnyi vatuta, gusa ntukavuge. Arakomeza kwerekana Valeriya kugirango asohoze ibyifuzo bye byose, ariko umukozi afite impano yo kujijuka kandi ahita atera umwanya we kandi akajya gukiza ya Loreline, ahindukirira umwe mu bashimukira Loreli.
Kandi mubikorwa, biteganijwe.
Ibyo tuzi kuri we ni umukinnyi wa filime, yitwa Babble, yavuga ku mwuka wa Stanislavsky, Swirl yerekana ibitekerezo bya erotic hamwe no mu maso ya Rihanna, kandi koko umubumbe we kavukire uri mubi kuruta ikuzimu. Kandi akeneye benshi. Kandi byose bibaho mumujyi utera imibumbe ibihumbi.
Garuka i Avatar. Abaturage baho bahoberanye muri Cruise yaguye igihe isi yabo yaturikiye, yize guhinga inyanya mu kirere, berekeza ku mabwiriza, ishimangira (!) Kubifashwa na bwa mbere, gitunguranye Umujyi wibihumbi, aho bateguye akarere k'ibitandukanya. Kubwibyishimo hamwe nakazi kazungurutse, bakeneye isaro na rubber. By the the, umwuka wa antien yapfuye watuye i Valeriya, urakoze yarebye muri cinema mu mutwe w'imperuka yabo irangiye.
Gusa kuri Valeriya na Oreline Hariho abatuye isi - Isaro ni ububiko bwimbaraga zimbaraga nini, kandi inyamaswa irashobora kubyara bidashira. Hano, ni, moteri ihoraho, uruganda ruvandimwe kandi rwizewe.
Mu nzira, tumenya ibitibye - n'umuyobozi, kuva mu ntangiriro tutakunze (no kwica urubozo imiryango yabo), n'ukuntu twandikiye umubumbe, wahindukiriye umuntu kuri orbit. Yanyoye amato y'abanzi na miriyoni y'ibiremwa bifatika, ariko, ntabwo yicujije cyane cyane, ariko ahangayikishijwe no gutangaza uburiganya.
Avatarovtsy, amaze kwakira ibyabo, bucece, kandi ntabwo afata fagitire yo gucukura kugirango yangirika kwimyitwarire no kumubiri. Valeriya, yashoboye kuba agamije imiterere y'isi yateguye itsembabwoko, kandi ntiyifuzaga gutandukana n'inyamaswa y'ingirakamaro, kuko yakoze itegeko kandi inyamaswa ni iya guverinoma ye. Loreli yagaruwe ubutabera, icyarimwe yemeye kurongora (kubera iki, bisaba iki?)
Abantu bakomeye muminyururu baratsinzwe, guhirika ubutegetsi bwa gisirikare mu isi ikurwaho (koloneli nyayo ntiyashakaga kwiyegurira), akarere k'itandukaniro ntibyari byarazimiye, aho kwitandukanya kandi bishimye kandi bishimye (bitabariyeho ibinyabiziga bya zahabu naho ubutaha Ubwoko, bushobora gufatwa mu karere k'intambara ya gisirikare cy'amoko akurikira).
Dukurikije ibisubizo, birashobora kumenya ko film ishobora kuba ireba abakunda igitabo gisekeje, abakunda gushakisha no gushaka pasika (hari miliyoni - kuvana intambara nziza, kugirango barokoke Uwiteka EREGE WA GATANU), abafana b'iki gitabo cya Luka (afite byinshi kandi babishaka).
Muri rusange, mu mugambi no kwicwa, nta kintu na kimwe icyo ari cyo cyose cyo kuvuga - abategetsi bakiza isi, abahita bavuza ibidukikije, nkuko bisanzwe, buri gihe ari byiza kubaka. Kandi icyarimwe bubaka icyogajuru ), abanyamahanga bakibwa cyane nurubanza rwabarurishamibare kugirango baseke (nubwo rimwe na rimwe bazagabanywa amakuru yingenzi kandi bagira uruhare rwa moteri), suessian bakize abantu bose (na bagenzi bawe bapfa), bapfa Ubutumwa bwose.
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