Bamwe bemeza ko abana ubwabo bishima. Ariko abahanga ntibabizera. Ariko kugirango ugire ibyiyumvo bikarishye byibyishimo imbere yumwana ufite isabukuru buri mwaka - byoroshye. Hano hari ingamba zintambwe, zageragejwe nigihe, uburambe kandi birumvikana ko amaraso.
1. Ubwa mbere ugomba gutangira umwana. Niba uri umugore, noneho birarenze cyangwa bike byoroshye. Niba uri umugabo, noneho saba umugore wanjye, birashoboka ko usanzwe ufite umwana, ariko ntimwabonye. Niba udafite umugore, noneho urashyingirwa, hanyuma umwana azitangira.
2. Noneho ko ufite umwana, ugomba kubishyira ahantu hasusurutse no gutegereza kugeza bikuze. Mubisanzwe bisaba imyaka myinshi, ariko ntukihebe. Gukaraba, Cubes n'umukoro bifasha rwose gutsinda igihe.
3. Niba ukora byose neza, noneho usanzwe ufite umwana witeguye kuriyi ngingo. Nibyiza. Urashobora kujya mugice kinini cya resept. Amayeri kuri pasiporo - Niba watsindiye umwana wawe, noneho isabukuru ye izandikwa muri pasiporo yawe. Kandi niba ikintu cyabandi mubandi. Icyumweru kibanziriza itariki yavuzwe haruguru, kugura amatike mirongo ine yubutumire kuva barbie cyangwa nigitagangurirwa. Kugirango uhitemo ishusho iburyo, ugomba kumenya igitsina cyumwana. Niba uri umugore, ntakibazo kizabaho. Niba umugabo, abaza umugore we. Gukina umwana gusinya amakarita yubutumire, hanyuma ujye mu iduka no kugura byinshi mirongo ine. Ibyo ari byo byose ugomba kwandikira.
4. Hagati aho, tegeka clown. Oya, ntabwo ari umwicanyi, nubwo bigoye cyane kwiyemera. Ngwino gusa ku cyuma, guhisha amaso, kuvuga ko ushaka kumubona mu isabukuru y'umwana. Amaso agomba guhisha adashaka guhisha amarangamutima kurakara, kandi clown yihutiye mumaso yawe. Kuberako clown ukunda kwihutira mumaso, iyi ni imwe mumategeko nyamukuru yisi, ntishobora guhinduka, urashobora kubyemera gusa. Nyuma yo kwemeranya na clown kubyerekeye amafaranga, witondere: ugomba kumuha amafaranga, ntabwo ari we. Nubwo ubwenge busanzwe buvuga ibinyuranye. Ariko se, yerekeye umwana, nawe, nawe, navuze ikintu? Nibyiza, kwishyura, kandi ntugahinduke. Birumvikana ko bihenze. Kubwibyo, ushize amanga fata icyemezo giteye ubwoba - ibiruhuko bizabera murugo. Nta salle, nta resitora.
5. Ku munsi wanyuma mbere yo kwizihiza igihe kirekire cyo kwizihiza umwana muri Portfolio ... Ntabwo uzi icyo aricyo? Baza umugore wawe. Niba uri umugore, hanyuma wicare hasi hanyuma usuke bike. Muri portfolio uzabona amatike mirongo ine yubutumire umwana wawe yibagiwe gukwirakwiza. Fata terefone hanyuma utangire guhamagara abana bose kurutonde. Niba ababyeyi bakubwiye ko nta muntu wo kuzana umwana no gufata, gusubiza mu kinyabupfura: "Nta kintu na kimwe cyabifata muri njye, kandi muri umunani kizasubira mu rugo." Iyo urangije, jya ku kintu gikurikira. Sinshaka? Hihi.
6. Kandi rero, uyu munsi nyine waje. Ibyifuzo birenze - ibintu bimaze kubarusha imbaraga ushobora gusenga cyangwa kurahira gusa, bitewe n'imyizerere n'uburere. Wibuke ko abantu barezwe neza birahiye, nta taudoologies n'amagambo - parasite. Ntukoreshe imivumo yose na / cyangwa amasengesho ako kanya. Nyuma ya byose, mugihe cyanyuma clown izaguhamagara kandi ivuga ko imodoka yamenetse. Kandi igomba kuzanwa. Kandi uramubwira iki? "Murakoze cyane"?
7. Mugitondo, jya mububiko kugura ibyo ukeneye byose. Ntugahagarike cyane, uracyafite kugenda kabiri, byibuze. Nyuma yurugendo rwanyuma, hari cheque zose. Nigute salle yabahendutse? Ibyo uvuga, ntibishobora! By the way, wibagiwe kugura cola.
8. Kumara isaha, wambare hafi yumujyi, nkurukwavu wumunyu, ukusanya abana. Igice kigomba koherezwa na tagisi, ariko ntugire ikibazo. Niba wakoze byose neza, noneho ntushishikajwe n'amafaranga muriki gihe. Usanzwe uri hejuru yibi.
9. Mugihe abana makumyabiri bavuza induru kandi bakemure ibidukikije bidukikije, bagakomeza igikoni hanyuma bagakubita ikirahure cya brandi. Niba uri umugabo, noneho muriki gihe umugore azajya mu gikoni akasakuza ati: "Urasaze nawe, uracyafite abana murugo gutanga! Urashaka kubica? " Nta rubanza subiza ikibazo. Niba uri umugore, noneho bizaba nyirabukwe.
10. Kuvoma abana makumyabiri murugo, garuka kumenyo yajanjaguwe kandi suiver. Ahari ejo igihute kizaza, ariko ntibishoboka kuva munzu nkiyi! Ijambo ryibanze - "byihuse". Nibyo, inyuma yikirahure, ntuzongera kuzamuka nyuma yibyo, bityo wandike cognac angahe azahurira no kugwa muburiri.
Ibintu byose, ubu urashobora kumva ufite umudendezo wo kubyuka mugitondo. Kumva neza ko iyi mahano yose inyuma azuzuza ubugingo bwawe nijoro nijoro hamwe na farama y'amashyamba violets. Niba wumva utishimye, bivuze ko wakoze nabi. Cyangwa abana bakubise bafite inenge, cyangwa clown impimbano. Ariko, birashoboka ko ufite abandi bana kandi ntugomba gutegereza igitero gikurikira cyibyishimo no kuruhuka umwaka wose.