Imbere yawe - Igitabo cyiza cyo gucunga abagabo bahimbye ikiremwamuntu. Hamwe nuruhushya rutanga umwanditsi, amafoto ahita ayikura kuri we no gutangaza. Urcha aratangaza yego.
Kenshi na kenshi, abategarugori bakiri bato bandika mumabaruwa, bitabaye ibyo, ni inkuba ya telegraph "ifasha kumva abagabo! Nibyiza, mumfashe kumva uko ubitekerezaho! ". Ntabwo amaherezo sinashoboraga kureba bucece kuriyi mboroka nini yumutima wumugore. Nanditse, nsanzwe nandika, ndabisobanura! Abadamu bitayeho mugusobanura abagabo (cyane cyane abadamu benshi, bagatangira gusobanukirwa), akenshi kuberako bapima ubwabo. Kuberako batekereza ko umugabo yateguwe kandi ahangayika, nkuyu mukobwa ukiri muto ubwuzu. Kandi ibi sibyo. Oya, abategarugori bato. Umugabo Aroroshye. Kuberako muri kamere ari inyubako yo kurwana. Kubwibyo, bigomba kwizerwa: Birakenewe kwihanganira guhunika kenshi na Kameyuk mu gihanga cyuzuye, hanyuma gukora ntabwo ari bibi kuruta mbere. Kandi igishushanyo icyo aricyo cyose cyizewe kuruta uko cyoroshye: ntakintu nakimwe cyo kumena. Kubwibyo, umuntu ugereranije mubuzima ni amarangamutima atatu: "Za ** kumwenyura", "piz *** c ni bimwe" na "bisanzwe". Oya, kubera ubwonko bwateye imbere, umugabo yumva icyo asobanura, birumvikana ko, ibyiyumvo nk'ibi, nk'urugero, nk '"umubabaro wanjye". Ariko kubera ubwo bwonko bwateye imbere, umugabo yahise amusuzugura ko "akababaro kanjye ari umucyo" - ntabwo no guhisha ***, ni bimwe. None se kuki noneho ibinure byose? Birakenewe muburyo bumwe nkamabara yoroheje. Imbaraga eshatu, umukobwa ukiri muto. Imyitozo itatu! Kandi niyo mpamvu ikurikiza ko umuntu, mubyukuri, yoroshye cyane kubyitwaramo! Ibibazo byose mugukemura bitangira neza kuko ibi bidafite ishingiro, ntabwo ari ngombwa kugerageza kugorana. Umugabo akeneye guhindura gusa "pis *** c ** c * muri" za ** amwenyura "cyangwa" mubisanzwe ". N'ibikoresho by'ibanze kuri ibi bitarenze bibiri - na none, reba "ubworoherane bwo gushushanya" kwizerwa. Nsobanura amacumbi mu ngero. Niba umugabo adashidikanywaho, ngomba kuvuga nti: "Muri umunyabwenge kandi ufite imbaraga!", Kandi umwereke plaque. Niba umugabo avuga ikintu kirekire kandi kitoroshye, kandi kidasobanukiwe - ni ngombwa gutegereza, kubabaza. Kandi kuvuga uti: "Muri umunyabwenge cyane kandi ukomeye!", Kandi werekane icyapa cyaturika. Niba ukomeje kwerekana amabere hamwe na bonus - ubukanishi bwose bworoshye bukora na gato hamwe na bang! Umusore ahita atekereza ati: "Ndi umunyabwenge kandi ukomeye. Hano hari amabuye. Hano hari amatiku. Nibyiza, ni gute rwose ari inyangamugayo ** amwenyura! ". Urchae, sho iyo cat iherereye kuri sofa. Ibintu byose rero biroroshye, umukecuru. Koresha! :)Na Sergey Shvatsky, http://utro-uwamuche.livejourwour.com/