Igice cya kabiri cy'Umukiza gishobora guhinduka ikuzimu nyayo: Igiti cya Noheri kirakwiriye, kugura impano kuri buri wese, guhimba gahunda ya NG yose, ku kazi, ku kazi mu gihe cy'imyaka itanu - ibyo dukunda. Kwishura bihagije! Pic.ru yakusanyirijwe 9 byagaragaye ko biruhukira no mu mwaka wa mbere mushya.
Gukuramo imirimo y'abacakara
Kubwukuri ubwo aribwo bwose kandi butari ukuri. Mbwira ko ufite igitero cyumuriro wa aiokomal-resosomal-uburozi bwa eitic, uburozi bwa gatandatu cyangwa ikintu nkicyo, muri make, gutwika urumuri rwose rwubururu, ntushobora kujya kukazi. (Wowe, birumvikana ko birababaje cyane!) Hanyuma - Feathwaaaa! Urashobora kugenda umunsi wose kuri sofa, urashobora kugenda. Ikintu nyamukuru ntikiri mu bucuruzi, nubwo ushaka rwose. Umunsi umwe bazababara.
Yimuye Ubwiza
Ntakintu nakimwe nko kumva ubwiza bwacyo kandi bidashoboka. Mu mpera, erega, ninde uzabibona niba ufite champagne kumeza yawe, niba uje ku biro hamwe na bat uzaba uri muri blond curl nubwiza buhebuje kwisi? Kubwibyo, umunsi kandi wemerere abagore beza muri salon gukora aya mahame yose biteye ubwoba yaturutse muri salon - Manicut, imisatsi, ikosora, ikosora, birakwiye kuva muri BDSM Amateur - mugihe Ubu buryo bwa Mwaramutse, ntabwo byoroshye kuruhuka.
Omes mu bwiherero
Reka dusukure: Ni ryari uheruka kuryama mu bwiherero hamwe na Fowam, buji nibindi buriwese? Hatariho igitabo, udafite terefone, nta mudasobwa igendanwa, ariko n'amajwi ya kamere mu ishyamba ry'itumba? ("Circus-HRUSH AMAHANGA, BATZ BATZ imbunda, inkuba ya DRUCK yakomeretse"). Hagati aho, kwiyuhagira ni superpong yo kuruhuka no guhagarika guhangayikishwa na buri munsi. Fata rero ikibyimba cya varary, ukuboko kwinshi k'umunyu wihuta, gucana buji, uryamye nyirarume manson no kuruhuka!
Igikoresho
Buri wese muri twe afite agatsiko kagereranijwe na bene wabo ninshuti zirenga kandi imurikira amavuta yose yo kwiyuhagira, kwaguka, kwagura, kwaguka nubugingo bwose. Igihe kirageze cyo kubafungura byose kandi byishimishije guswera - reka ugire salo yawe ya spa mubwiherero butandukanye. Kimwe cya kabiri gishobora gutabwaho n'umutimanama utanduye, kandi mu gice cya kabiri gisanga hari ikintu gifite agaciro. Gusa soma labels: gusiba amaboko yawe hamwe na cream kumaguru ntabwo ari byiza, ariko umutwe ufite depitir ...
Kunywa vino
Cyangwa champagne. Cyangwa vino. Cyangwa ikindi kintu cyiza kandi cyiza. Yego, nubwo Cocoa! Ariko divayi iracyari nziza. Usibye kuba ifite ingaruka nziza kuri sisitemu yumutima, itezimbere umwuka, yongera ubudahangarwa, benshi bavuze ko nyuma yikirahure, ubuzima busa nkaho ari ikintu kibi. Muri make, bizafasha kuruhuka mugihe cyashize.
Fata igitsina
Andika ibyiza byose byubu buryo burashobora kuba butagira akagero: biteza imbere isura, igira ingaruka ku buzima, ikabuza kwiheba, ingirakamaro mu kwihesha agaciro - inkoni. Niba nta mugabo mubi uri hafi, ntucike - inganda zihuje igitsina ntizihagarara! Vibrator nziza kandi ikwiye kugufasha! Organis ebyiri ntigifite umuntu.
Soma pics.ru.
Hano, kurugero, dufite imfashanyigisho nziza "Nigute kutagwa mu mwaka mushya hyteria" (hari ibybora! Kandi muri divayi!), Kandi muri rusange, turi beza! Igihe kimwe - kandi cyatanzwe, bibiri - byabonye byinshi byingirakamaro, bitatu - kandi umunsi urangiye, bidatinze ibiruhuko!
Jya ku bwogero
Gutanga ubuzima-gutanga ubuzima - kuba umuganga yagenewe kuva mu mwaka wa mbere mushya! Urashobora gusura rubanda kubakobwa bakobwa, kandi urashobora kurenga umujyi kugirango wumvikane kandi uruhuke. Niba hatagira terefone kandi 3G ntabwo ikora - mubyiciro rusange. Brooms, resin, masike ya masike, impumuro yinshinge, hanyuma irya iminyago yambaye ubusa mu rubura! Kuzana ubwonko n'umubiri nibyiza kwisi!
Genda mu biruhuko
Ubwa mbere, nibyungukirwa: Abakora ingendo benshi bafite intego mu ngendo zumwaka mushya, kugabanuka neza babyara ingendo yumwaka mushya. Icya kabiri, uzagaruka mugihe amatungo yose akubise neza ibiruhuko nibiruhuko. Icya gatatu, yazanye urunigi kuva kuri Seashells - Dore impano zumwaka mushya! Icya kane, ntabwo ari ngombwa kujya kure - inzu yigihugu iyo ari yo yose irakwiriye. Wikumva usubire muri USSR! Amabuye y'agaciro y'ibishushanyo, kwiyuhagira amafari, ibiryo-bitanu - inzozi!