Ibiyiko bimeze cyane (Nkunda "Chapel itukura", icyaha) gikiza akantu kakuru k'urukurikirane rw'Uburusiya, rugizwe no kuva kuri de ... neza, reka tubimenyesheje. Ntamuntu numwe ushobora kumva uburyo abakomoka ku gusunika fushkin na Dostoevy bahinduka bati: "Unde, nkiza ipantaro y'abantu" (videwo ntabwo yagabanije ipantaro y'abantu, ikureho abana muri ecran ya ecran ). Kandi nk'abakuratsi ba Daly na Ranevskaya bizirikana gukina nabi kuruta intebe ugereranije.
Igisubizo nyacyo kuri ibi bibazo gishobora guhabwa antropologiste y'ejo hazaza, ariko niba twimuriwe mu gikoni tereviziyo, tuzashobora kubaha byibuze icyerekezo: Aho wacukura.Intambwe 1. Ikigaragara
Noneho, ingengo yimari ikorwa kumuyoboro, kandi abatera abategura abakunzi bicaye muri mugenzi wawe, kandi tuzamura iki umwaka utaha? Buri mushingakazi ufite miliyoni nigice cya kabiri na synopsisis, byakusanyije mumyaka yashize, ariko nanone na byo. Byongeye kandi, hari umubare (kuvuga hafi, imbonerahamwe igaragara yo gutsinda murukurikirane) umwaka ushize - byombi, hamwe nabanywanyi. Abanywanyi birashimishije cyane, birumvikana. Kubwibyo, ikiganiro kirimo kuzunguruka: "Ariko kuki dutakora ikintu kimwe? Ako kanya "Kwivanga"? Tuzatwara kandi ntawe uzabona. " Yego.
Glider, nk'itegeko, irangira: "Tuzatsinda isi." Nibyiza, nibyo, birangirana ntakintu.
Intambwe 2.
Buri muyoboro utanga umusaruro ufite nabi kandi ntabwo ari ibicuruzwa byinshi. Niba ibyasaruro bitagurishije igitekerezo cye no kugurisha umuyoboro, icyo gihe ntacyo azamara. Kubwibyo, umurimo wa producer wakozwe nukwemeza umubyara wa producer atsinda isi ibyiza hamwe. Ikibazo nuko umusaruro utazi uko umuyoboro ushaka. Ibi nta gaciro biterwa n'ubwiza bw'ibirimo, ahubwo - mu byiciro by'ukwezi, Urani Umuhamagaye n'Ibumoso bw'ibumoso bw'uwo nyigisho. Kubwibyo, akazi k'umusaruro - kuzana byinshi bishoboka (kandi mu buryo butunguranye, ibitunguranye bizarasa?) Kandi mukaba bagurisha neza inkuru yerekeye igice cya Cinderella (mu gihe cya Cinderella). Ariko aho bigurisha he inkuru ijana kuri Cinderella ya dogreyo zitandukanye za HARDCORE? Nibyo, abanditsi.Intambwe 3.
Ibyatsi biyandikisha ni abantu, biragaragara ko mubuzima bwashize ari bagenzi ba Hitler, bityo Karma arabafata neza mu gahanga, ikirenge kandi agahinduka. Aba ni abantu bari bazima ikuzimu. Barashobora gutegereza amezi kugirango bategereze gahunda, hanyuma, bategereje, kugirango babone ibyayo, hano: "Hano hari umushinga! Sinkizi: ni telemouth cyangwa se urukurikirane rwa TV. Ariko rero umudendezo wuzuye. Mfite icyerekezo, ugomba gukeka. Oya, sinshobora gusobanura, ntabwo bigaragarira amagambo. Ariko uri umunyabwenge. Nibyiza, ntabwo nishyura amafaranga kubintu runaka. Uragerageza. Bita "icyatsi kibisi." Ntabwo dufite ipfunwe rito ninyoni mumutwe. Ariko ntibishoboka guhinduka. Umukiriya. Natwe. Birashoboka ko ushobora? "
Iyo umuswa utangaje unywa ikigega cyumwaka cya corvalol no kuzinga mubitekerezo byintangarugero yintangarugero kuri Dyatlach ku rukurikirane 24, aguruka ibaruwa nshya yatanzwe n'umusaruro. Mu mugereka, guhitamo arthow ya Hongiriya 70s hagamijwe kuvuga: "Abanyapolaniya bagerageje kubikora, ariko ntabwo byanze bikunze." Ariko kubera ko abanditsi b'abreshane badatatanye, baricaye kugeza mu gitondo kandi bakubita inzeti muri Hongiriya, yaretse icyatsi kibisi.
Intambwe 3. Umusaruro VS
Ibicuruzwa byo hejuru byoherejwe na Sineposisis, binywa ikigega cyumwaka cya Corvalol, guhamagara nimero ya terefone kandi ukavuga witonze ufata amajwi, "Wowe - Okrenel?"Umwanditsi w'inemyi, nka Madman Hoatiya, uherereye mu myandara ihoraho, igwa mu burakari bukiranuka, induru, idashobora gukora muri ibyo bihe kandi imutukeshejwe ko bisanzwe. Ariko umusaruro ntushobora gushyira inshingano, kuko utazi ko mumutwe wigitabo. Kubera iki? Iburyo. Kuberako umuyoboro ugifite.
Nkigisubizo, kugurisha no kwerekana amashusho yizeye ko bazashobora gukeka no kubona umuyoboro muri cemiteri, glande ya pitoiteri, clitoris cyangwa aho habaye icyemezo cyo gufata ibyemezo. Bakora ibigeragezo ijana, bimaze inshuro 99, ariko nkigisubizo (reka tuvuge), gutanyagura Jack Papa muburyo bwo kugerageza neza kugeza ku ijana. Kuri iki cyiciro, umwanditsi w'igishushanyo, nk'itegeko, asanzwe amanitse mu kibaya hanyuma akanda urufunguzo rwa Laptop hamwe n'intoki.
Intambwe 4.Umuyoboro vs Umuyoboro
Birumvikana, nta producer ya pathos ntazasoma ibishushanyo byambere (verisiyo yinyandiko), cyangwa icya kabiri cyangwa icya cumi. Bizasoma ibya nyuma gusa. Birumvikana ko we, atazabikunda, kandi inzira yongeye gutangira. Kandi ibishushanyo mbonera biciriritse Soma abanditsi b'umuyoboro, akenshi utazi inyuguti, muburyo. Niba kandi ubizi, nibyiza gushyira inyuguti ahantu kandi ntuzongere gukoraho.
Nzi abanditsi babiri beza, ariko umwe umaze kureka (Misha, muraho), nuwa kabiri (Muraho, Larista) ubutwari arya cactus zikikijwe ninzoka zo mu gasozi. Ibitekerezo ku bwiganze burunduye bw'abanditsi kureba, hafi rero: "Kuki umwanditsi yanditse ati:" Houston, dufite ibibazo "? Umwanditsi ntabwo azi ko ibikorwa byacu bibera i Moscou? " Oya, ntabwo nazanye nawo, iyi ni amagambo. Nkigisubizo, uwanyuma wa ecran ya ecran irasa, mubisanzwe, nkiyi. Kandi umwanditsi mu gikaro ubwawe yitanga ijambo ryukuri, rizatambuka uyu mushinga kandi ritangira kukazi kuri uranium mines - kubuzima byose.
Intambwe 5. Umuyobozi VS Umuyoboro
Umuyobozi, nk'ubutegetsi, yemerewe kuba umudendezo ukabije kurenza ibyanditswe, ariko biha Hahes Scenario (reba Hashe, ntiyashoboraga guhinduka gutandukana) kandi ntaha amafaranga. Duhereye kuri uyu muyobozi ararakaye, iraguruka, nijoro ivugurura igice cy'uruhererekane rwa TV "24", aho abayobozi bemerewe guturika igisasu cya kirimbuzi muri Los Angeles, kurira, birya ice cream na cholesterol. Ntaramenya icyo abona ibikoresho byaje, umuyoboro uzavuga ko climax igomba gutabwa, ahubwo yongerera ibintu bitatu aho. Kandi kuba kamere yose yafashwe amashusho mu mpeshyi, none imbeho, ntabwo arikintu. "Uzane ikintu icyo ari cyo cyose, uri umuhanga."Intambwe 6.Kukunda
Mugihe cyumupaka wa cinema, kandi turakuraho. Itandukaniro rishingiye kuri semantike rigena urwego rwateye ubwoba. Igihe kimwe, mu gihe cya Londres amashusho hamwe n'itsinda ry'Abongereza, twababajwe n'ihungabana, igihe mirongo itanu nimugoroba, abo mukorana mu Bwongereza bakusanyije ibikoresho maze bajya kunywa byeri. None niki? Umunsi w'akazi warangiye. Ikoranabuhanga rirashira buri gihe rigena intsinzi. Kurenga kuri gahunda nimpamvu yo kwirukana nitike yimpyisi. Kandi turashobora nimugoroba kugirango twicare kuri maquillage kugirango haza kabiri kabiri mu ijoro ritatu. Kuko urumuri rwerekanwe. Cyangwa ikawa yanyoye. Cyangwa iherezo ryababyeyi ryatekereje, kurugero.
Intambwe 7. Kuzigama
Cinema nuburyo bworoshye kandi bworoshye bwo guca amafaranga. Umwanditsi ushonje ihenze azandika kuri Kopecks eshanu, kandi ko azandika imyanda - nuko piple iracyicaro. Urashobora kumwishyura kimwe cya gatanu (cyangwa icya cumi) uhereye kuri bije, hamwe nabandi masaro.
Dukurikije iri hame, ibyinshi mumatsinda ni akazi bihenze, reka dufate abato, bidafite uburambe, ariko bihendutse. Umugabane wintare wingengo yimari, birumvikana, gucukurwa kubakinnyi. Ku nshingano nto zandika rwose mumuhanda. Tekereza - interuro eshatu muri kamera vuga, kuki nkwiye kwiga imyaka itanu? Kutavuga iyo mpano ntabwo arimpamvu nyamukuru yo kubona itike yabanyeshuri yikigo cya terewone, abakinnyi bihendutse cyane hamwe na dipoma ntabwo ari papoma. Niyo mpamvu intebe y'iteka mu ruhare rw '"umukunzi w'imico nyamukuru." Ariko mu gice, inyenyeri zimwe zivanyweho mugice, zifata ingengo yimari yose yumunsi umwe urasa kandi wandikiwe icumi, nkaho afite uruhare runini.
Intambwe 8. Urutonde
Kubera ko cinema na selial ari ubucuruzi, we, kubwibyo, ayobowe namategeko yubucuruzi. Cyane cyane ikintu cyingenzi: Gusaba bitera interuro. Kandi niyo dufata ko umuyoboro wumvikana wahuye numusaruro mwiza, ecran nziza ya ecran hamwe numuyobozi ufite impano. Nubwo twakeka ko batanyweye amafaranga yose mugihe gito. Nubwo wanium ya transit mubantu ba Taurus barasa mukibazo! Ibyo ari byo byose, mbere yuko abakozi ba firime baryamye imibare idahwitse, bavuga ko amanota menshi ari urukurikirane ", aho intwari yanyuze mu kwibukwa no guta umutwe ku gikomangoma n'inyamanswa binyuze mu gishanga cy'ishyamba . N'abamamaza ntibazishyura ikiganiro gito. Noneho, hagarika indege yawe ya fantasy, ntukore ubwenge kandi ukore ibyo bikora hamwe nababumva.
Urukurikirane rw'Uburusiya rero, Abarusiya, shit ntabwo ari ukubera ko tudafite abahanga mu bafite impano. Kandi gusa kuberako twese - inkweto. Mumbabarire.