"Yari amaboko ya nyina w'Ubudage." Inzira zidasanzwe abantu bafite imigati hamwe na butter

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Mugihe ukeneye kubona amafaranga yamafaranga, cyangwa ugaburira umwana nimugoroba, kumurimo wose, bisa nkaho.

Twasabye abasomyi bacu kubivuga, mbega uburyo budasanzwe bakorewe kugirango babone imigati yabo amavuta.

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Hari ukuntu nahawe guswera, menya no kurwanya inyandiko yigitabo ... cyari kuri enterineti. Bampaye amadorari 100 hamwe n'amadolari amwe, impanuka nk'iyi imwe muri bo ntiyemera muri banki. Sinigeze numva icyo aricyo.

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Igihe kimwe nakoraga nkamatora, mubyukuri, saa sita. Kuva kuri 8 no kuri 8 murzles muri koridor y'ishuri kandi bavugana na nyirakuru - indorerezi kuva Abakomunisiti. Yavuze kwibuka Khayam ambwira ubwoko bw'impagi. Apple nibyiza, ariko afite amahame.

Abakandida bacu barazimiye. Kandi baburize umubune hamwe na sosige hamwe numutobe wa tomato.

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Yahinduye raporo uhereye kumukino wo gukina kugirango utumire.

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Ntabwo rwose ko uyu ari akazi: Icyiciro cyo guhitamo cyabonye ubutumire mubirori, kandi kubera ko nta nkweto zibereye - noneho inkweto ebyiri.

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Umwe washushanyije ubwato bwa moteri. Nk'uko imigezi n'imiyoboro ya St. Petersburg, bigenda. Iminsi itatu, imbere no hanze.

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Yashushanyije ijambo ku mafaranga ku mucanga. Mu ngofero y'indege.

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Yakinnye "amaboko ya nyina w'Ubudage" ku kwishyiriraho umuhanzi w'Ubudage wajyanywe mu Budage, wabaye muri Foyer w'ikinamico Lenk. "Umubyeyi w'Ubudage" yari igikinisho cy'Abamugaye mu kagare k'Abamugaye, mu maso hawe hari pandake yera, filime "mu maso hateganijwe" mu maso hateganijwe ". Kandi amaboko yumusazi arohama igitambaro kitagira iherezo (ukurikije igitekerezo cyumuhanzi gusa cyimukiye inshinge zubaha, ariko nari nzi neza ko zubuhumyi, nuko igituba kibohembo). Nicaye inyuma y'intebe, guhobera umukecuru mu rukenyerero no kumena amaboko mu maboko ya Robe. Amasomo yari iminota 30, nabonye umwanya wo gutera ibice byiza byimbuto. Abantu barumiwe bareba: neza, neza, igifu, ukuri, isura muri firime, ariko irakinisha! Igihe kimwe naguye urushinge. Mu gihe runaka nakuye kuboha kuva mu kiganza kimwe, yakoze ibimenyetso bitandukanye. Abantu bareba ninyungu. Hanyuma ndahaguruka kubera intebe, agira ati: "Fasha umukecuru! Korera! " Nabonye inshinge, nicaye mu mwanya nkomeza kuboha. Isomo rimaze gusohoka kubera igikinisho no guhonyora. Ovations

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Byari ibintu. Nta politiki, gusa zashizeho inyuguti icumi kandi zivugana, nkihuriro ntabwo ari ubusa.

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Nagize akanyabuki ikibindi cya litiro eshatu zubuki.

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Yakoraga mu bakobwa batatu beza ku rubuga rwo gukundana rwo gufata abanyamahanga bakize. Byatunguwe: Nafashe ishimwe ku mashusho y'inkumi zitazwi, yabyanditse amazina yabo, maze umushahara watutswe ku mubare w'amabaruwa yandikiwe. Guta kuko byari binaniwe ikuzimu. By the way, umushahara ntukemwa

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Nuburyo nakoraga nkicyitegererezo kubuhanzi bwumubiri kandi mpimbaza amarangi ya fluorescent. Itsinda ryabakobwa b'abashinwa. Kandi rero, birahamye - mubuto, bivurwa rimwe na rimwe uburyo bujyanye n'inkuru yerekeye kwibuka no kwiga, niga mu myaka 13 nashizeho kwishyiriraho Noheri, maze kwerekana ko ari bo Mariya. Kuza amasaha make hamwe numwana wa Kolka. Kwishyiriraho byavumbuwe icyumweru, ariko nicaye umunsi umwe gusa - hamwe na mico, muri rusange, isura y'Abayahudi, yasimbuye imisumari ku itabi n'umusatsi utukura, warwaye kandi ntashobora kuza. Hanyuma nantwaye, kuko izuru ntiryasohotse!

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Yanditse igitabo cyumuntu ufite icyemezo cya Schizofrenia. Intego y'igitabo yagombaga gutera kutanyurwa n'abayobozi b'Uburusiya guha ubuhungiro umwanditsi. Igitabo cyari gifite isesengura ryibyabaye mumateka. Njye mbona, ntikizunguruka.

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Nahimbye amabaruwa ndabasubiza ako kanya imbere yikinyamakuru "Uburezi butangwe"

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Iyo nta faranga na rimwe nagize, kandi setcent, narebye ku ikarita y'inguzanyo, narebye Eurovision, ntekereza no kwiheba gushyira amafaranga y'inguzanyo ya nyuma ku giportigale. Igiporutugali cyatsindiye, none inshuti zanjye zirasenyuka: "Nakusanyije amafaranga kubera gushyigikira ipantaro!" By the way, natsinze neza nkuko byari nkenerwa kwishyura byuzuye umwenda.

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Muri Dagestan, basubirana n'inshuti ivuye ku mucanga, bibutse ko "nta mugati" uri ku kazu ("ibindi byose", ni ko navuye muri Uzbek, nyir'imigati, Churek mu kungurana ibitekerezo Kubijyanye na Porcelain, habonetse gusa kuri iyo nyanja kandi watoranijwe nka souvenir.

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Twagombaga gukiza indege yo kwamamaza kugirango uruzinduko rwurugendo rwumuririmbyi wuburusiya. Icyo gihe cyonyine cyemejwe kuri iyi sosiyete. Turi ingwate yo kuri firime n'umutekano, ku mukiriya indege iboneye ko filime idasenyuka. Twaje, dukora film yo kugerageza, yategereje isaha arayisiga. Irangi ryagombye kuba ryaragumye ku mwanya - birashoboka kole. Ku nshuro eshatu, indege zatanzwe, aho irangi ryahanaguweho ukuboko gutose gusa.

Kuri buri wese mu kugendana k'ubusa bishyuwe igice cyakazi.

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Gusobanura porunogarafiya. Nohereje rurlers, kandi nabisobanuye - ni ikihe cyiciro kiri aho, nibindi. (Gusa ubwoko bwicyitegererezo - Kubwamahirwe, abahanzi b'iburyo ntabwo yategetswe kumenya ...). Batanze bike, ariko icyarimwe: Kuri uwo munsi bishobora guhindura, nyuma yaho, hanyuma, kandi iki cyari ikintu cyingenzi muri kiriya gihe.

Ntabwo bigomba kuba gusa kureba kugirango basobanukirwe neza ahari kandi aho, cyane na 200. Gabanya decoding - kandi mubisanzwe nyuma yigihe muri bibiri bigufi birasohoka. Nibyo, no muri buri gice cya 25 rollers nta gusubiramo bisanzwe. Nibyo, kubandi bazunguruka 5 kugirango inyandiko imwe itari 200, kandi ku nyuguti 400 ni ... Ibi ntabwo ari ukuvuga ko mubambuzi bahuye ... Hmm ... bidasanzwe. Sinashoboraga kubona ukwezi gushize!

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