Inzira yoroshye ni ukugira ibibazo cyangwa kujyana nubwenge munsi yumuriro wabateye Hitler. Ariko, Nanjye ubwanjye ndabyumva, ndashaka kumva uri kumwe nawe iruhande rwawe, ikintu nkikintu gisa nkicyabaye.
Mugenzi wo kunywa ntazigera avuga ko utagiye imyenda cyangwa ikindi kintu ahantu runaka. Biragoye kukureba uko wishimye ukanyura kuri Kabaku mu ikoti, urusaku rumwe rwuzuye muri jeans. Lol. Nibyiza, niba ubonye kandi ubaze ikuzimu - noneho sinifuzaga kwangiza umwuka wawe!
Mugenzi wo kunywa ntagera yibuka ko udashobora kurya. Nibura inshuro ijana uvuga ko uri allergic mubiro byo mu nyanja - Uzakubwira kuri feri, ko abantu bose bagiye muri Sushi bar. Nibyiza, sawa wowe, kuramo ibirayi by'ibiti, birabikora ahantu hose.
Uburyo bwiza - kubwira ibanga ubwo aribwo bwose bwo gukorana nanjye ubwanjye (gusa ugomba gukurikiza, kugirango ube mu maboko yo kunyeganyega neza) hanyuma utegereze ibyumweru bibiri. Niba uyu ari umukobwa ukundana, kugoreka ntagomba kugira.
Sobatilnica ntizigera ikumbuye niba watangiye ikintu cyerekana kandi kidasanzwe. Nubwo ari "kuzuza isura yiki gihe kuruta ibyahozeho." None niki? Kandi inzira ubwayo irashimishije kureba, nuburyo uzazunguruka, rurev, kwishimisha kureba - inyungu!
Nta n'umwe mu basaza utanze kugendana n '"umukunzi". Ibyo rero, yamwitaye bwa mbere! Ahari iyi nibyishimo byanjye! Uyu mukobwa wumukobwa ashobora kandi kugenda. Ariko ntabwo bizaba ubunebwe gusaba imbabazi, byibuze Smis.
Niba umennye mu musarani wa pub n'umuntu ugumanye, kandi ukahanagura mu maso hawe, kandi ntabwo umwobo w'imyambarire yawe - ijana ku ijana, ko atari inshuti yo kunywa gusa.
Mu gusubiza "Yyy, narimo ndasetsa hano, mfata Nyiri kumwe" Mugenzi wo kunywa uzavuga ngo "mubabaye", n'umukunzi we, kandi umukobwa mukundana azabazwa niba ukeneye guta ikintu na rusange.
Ibiryo bihumura byishimira kumva ibyo abana ufite kandi ni ubuhe bwoko bwaba bana bajugunywa, ariko ntuzigere wibuka imyaka yabana, ibyo bifitanye isano mubyukuri cyangwa bidafite. Kandi umukobwa wumukobwa arashobora no gutunguranye gukuramo impano kubisanduku byawe "wakubwiye, akunda gufata amashusho, kandi nabonye amapaki ane ya polaroid!"
Umukobwa wumukobwa azakwemera rwose ko uyumunsi unywa impamyabumenyi zirenze we.
Nta na rimwe ubisabwe: "Oh Sam, ufite amavuta abyibushye?" Sobatatil ntacyo kigira cyiza.
Abakobwa bakundana ntibavunika na gato. Abagenzi bane banywa ntibibaho.