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Igitandukanijwe nubwoko bwose bushimishije: Simbuka, wishimire ikintu, kumwenyura kumunwa wose, uririmbe kubyerekeye isoko kandi muri rusange abantu bakomeye bahangayitse, batekereza ku cyizere cya byose.

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Uburyo 1.

Inzira yambere kandi yoroshye nuburyo bwa J. K. Jerome. Nibyo, uyumunsi nta mpamvu yo gucukura isomero rya encyclopedia y'Ubwongereza: fungura ibimenyetso bya interineti gusa by'indwara. Intangiriro n'abantu bafite imitekererezi yimukanwa birashobora kugarukira ku iperereza muri moteri ishakisha "ibimenyetso byindwara zikomeye", abanyamwuga aho kuba "bikomeye" byinjira "bidafite akamaro." Ibintu byose, noneho urashobora kwiga gusa ibyatanzwe gusa, hamwe na buri murongo ibintu byose bireba neza ko ikintu utarwaye ari umuriro wa nyuma. Cyangwa ni? Ibyo ari byo byose, reasns kubera kubabara byibuze. Icyitonderwa: Ubu buryo bwiza cyane kubanyeshuri bashinzwe ubuvuzi n'Abenegihugu nyuma yimyaka 35. Iya mbere irashobora gushimangira ibyo bakeka nubumenyi bwamasomo, icya kabiri - uburambe bukize. Nka bonus, urashobora gukeka hafi yumugambi wo guceceka: By'umwihariko, imbwa, bavuga ko ufite ubuzima bwiza, kugira ngo uhitemo icyegeranyo cya porunogarafiya na iPad nshya mu biganza byawe!

Uburyo 2.

Niba nta enterineti na / cyangwa isomero iri hafi, koresha ibiri mubyiza wenyine! Gufunga amaso, amaso yagaciro, tegereza. ... hano, reba ?! Nibyo, yego, izi nzitizi zafashe imbere y'amaso yacu, hafi itagaragara, ariko ni! Ibi birashoboka ko bya catacte niba Bello atangiye, hanyuma ibibyimba byo mu bwonko biguhaye. Umva umubiri wawe. Umutima uratera? Oya, ikubita umutima! Ndasanzwe ku rubingo, inzoka, kandi ndakeka yuko atontomera, ndakeka - watsinze, mu matwi yacu, ariko byose bikatangirana na gato. Icyitonderwa: Bonus imwe ni kimwe no muburyo bwambere wongeyeho - impamvu nziza yo kuzana ikamba ryera ryabaganga bose bavuza ivuriro ryakarere, risaba kwemeza ko ugushidikanya.

Uburyo 3.

Subiramo ubwana bwawe: Imashini yo gukata gaze, ice cream ya kopecks makumyabiri n'umunani kandi umutobe w'inyanya ku rusutse, aho umunyu w'umunyu wabonetse. Kandi kandi - Kureba umuryango wa diameters, Izya "Ndashaka kumenya byose" no kuba cosmonaut. Biragaragara ko bivuga ko ice cream iriho kandi hafi idaryoshye, kandi muri rusange - niki gihugu bazengurutse! Yoo, ibintu byose byagiye, birukanwa mu nyenga bidasubirwaho kandi ntibizigera bibaho ... ariko uko twari dushaka! ... Icyitonderwa: Kwibuka ibiciro bishaje, umushahara w'ababyeyi n'abaturage bose badafite uburinganire. Shyiramo "Aderesi yanjye ntabwo ari inzu kandi nta muhanda ...", reba "Abakobwa" cyangwa "Witondere Imodoka" kandi urinde iminsi y'ibinyamakuru, inshuti ", zisunika Muri Komisiyo, Inguri. Icyiza kubavukiye muri Ussr, abavukiye mu kindi gihugu ntibushobora kuba nostalgic ku ihame "ntibabayo, ariko birashaka."

Uburyo bwa 4.

Gutangira, wemere nkukuri ko uri roho yoroheje, ushoboye gushima no kumva abantu bose kandi buri wese arashobora kuyikoresha bidafite akamaro. Bose baragusanga, abantu bose barashaka kugukoresha, kudatanga ikintu icyo ari cyo cyose mu kugaruka, ariko nubwo batanga ikintu, noneho ibi bidafite imivurungano idasanzwe. Ukora, uzamuka icyari, umufuka nk'inka ndetse uryamye kuri sofa utekereza ku isi, nawe ukazana imyanda "cyangwa" Suur ya Borschi! ". Icyitonderwa: Wibuke wibuke ibitutsi byose hamwe nabambarwa hafi yumuturanyi ukikijwe numwanya waguhamagaye, na slavik kuva murwego rubangikanye. Kuzamura ingaruka, urashobora gushira "ugutwi kwumukara byirabura": umaze kumva hagati, urashobora kumva ko ubucuti nyabwo budashima, bwatsindiye imbwa kandi wowe - uruta imbwa! Kuzunguruka mu ijwi.

Uburyo 5.

Umuntu wese azapfa rimwe. Ubu buzima rero burateganijwe, ntakintu cyiteka, ku munsi umwe umupfundikizo umunsi umwe. Nubwo, ikuzimu hamwe nabo kuri buri wese, ikintu cyingenzi - ntuzirinda kandi rimwe, wajugunywe mu mva, amababi asa nimbeho. Kandi ntimwanditse igitabo gikomeye, ntibakoze ibintu byinshi impinduramatwara, ntibakoze feat kandi bakuraho igipimo cy'igishusho cy'intebe. Ibintu byose, muri aha hantu urashobora gutangira gutuntura, kumenyekana bidashoboka guhindura ikintu cyose mugenda rwibiziga byuruziga. ICYITONDERWA: Kwibuka ibyamamare byapfuye birakwiranye, byabayeho gusa, kandi ubigire isi yose kandi birabakunda. Ntabwo imurika, uzabazwa ibintu byose, ugomba gupfa, kandi ibi birashobora kubaho byibuze ubu - isaha irakemuka, ntabwo yumvikana kugura inkweto nshya, ntishobora no kubona umwanya wo kujya kuri bo. Kina utuje kandi bikabije, ntakibazo cyo gusobanura impamvu zikikije intimba.

Uburyo 6.

Na nyuma - nta rubanza ujya kurubuga Amafoto.Ru ! Hano haribishimishije cyane kandi byose bigerageza kuba Urugi nyawe rwaguzwe no gutsindwa.

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