Ntabwo turi ku barinzi babi bakorewe abantu bose. Turi hafi yose yera kandi yuzuye injangwe z'abagore. Noneho tuzerekana ko ibintu byose bikonje bibaho kwisi tushimira abagabo. Aribyo, ubushobozi bwabo bwo guteza imbere ibikorwa byubugizi bwa nabi murwego rwo gutekereza!
Ariko, ni ibicucu gusa kumenyesha: "Ubunebwe - moteri yiterambere" nuburyo bunebwe, guhitamo ibikwiye, bigaragara kandi ntibigororoka hejuru. Iki ntabwo arinzira yumugore! Inzira yumugore - kugirango ugere kuri shingiro, vuga neza kandi ushireho ingingo icumi zidashidikanywaho! ;)
1. Kuki umugore murugo-urwango? Umugabo arayitera! Dore amwe mu magambo zahabu ku classic: "Ntibishoboka kuvuga abagore ko bashobora kurusha abandi gukora udukorwa yimukanwa: isuku no guteka. Abagabo gusa ni beza mu kubarinda. " Ni ibihe bya kera? Ntukavuge ngo, Google. Ariko formula ni kuva murwego "ntakintu nakimwe cyo gupfukirana." Nuko, bashimire duhanirwe mu slippers, umugore aronka ubumenyi miliyoni mwiza, nka: kudutandukanya ipanu basya frying na ingona icyarimwe, naho gutegura ingona mu isosi we nkomezi aragira, naho uwa gatatu ubuhanga agaragaza umukobwa wa Cartoon "Akunzwe, nzaguha inyenyeri." Oya, ntamuntu numwe yerekana muburyo bwo gukoresha isafuriya.
2. Umugabo azigama amafaranga yacu cyane. Cyane cyane gusanwa. Ni bangahe mu gihugu kimwe mu gihugu cyacu byakijijwe n'umugabo utagira umwete wo kwambuka wallpaper no guhindura Windows - niba uhuzaga n'iyi si zose zidashoboka, washoboraga kuguruka kuri Mars kugeza Ibi bikoresho. Ariko, mu gushimira, ushobora kwiruka hari gushimira abo bose ayo ubutunzi woroheje kuba yarazigamye. Ariko, urashobora gukiza kubintu "inyuma". Twatojwe cyane.
3. Umugabo wibasiye imyenda yo mu nzu. Kandi itandukanye igishushanyo mbonera. Ikintu nyamukuru ntabwo ari ukubona amasogisi nubusabane, T-shati na turtlenecks nkikintu cya Barno-cyo murugo. Reba hamwe nijisho ryumuhanzi. Ibi byibuze bipanga. Suzuma nibura iyi ni fresh colorful ikirabagu cowpers blue ku y'umweru urugi igitasha. Cyangwa iyi miterere itinyutse ya swater hasi. Muri rusange, reba wider: ufite installation yama asimbuye, bigumye SOVOGIS, buri Imfuruka, ni bategereje ubuhanga kigo. Mu gikoni, mu nzira, kandi ategereje kuko ... Art Obiak. Ubuziranenge bwo kubona no kureba.
4. Umugabo usiga ibiryo mu isafuriya. Hano ni gato, mu droplet, byoroshye utwikiriye Hasi. Cyangwa kurega wenyine mu mfuruka. Kandi ubu bwinshi bufite amazi meza hagati ya firigo. Wakuye he ibyokurya bidakarabye? Nibiryo, ibicuruzwa, ibiryo, ibikoresho! Ko biri mwisi umuntu atezimbere muri ubu buryo, ako kanya, hamwe na fly kandi ntushobora kuvuga. Umuntu wenyine? Birasa nkaho oya, bidashoboka. Ubwiza bwibiryo nanjye ntabwo ari byiza cyane ... Oh! Mikorobe. Uwo niwe ushobora gushimira umuntu wumuntu kubwamahirwe yatanzwe. Ibyerekeye injangwe, nka, buri gihingwa gishobora - ni cyiza. Kandi hano, kugerageza kwita ku bantu batari bigaragarira ijisho intwaro! Icyo ni ikintu. Kandi mikorobe nabo bakeneye kuko buhuje kamere no mu y'ivy'ihindagurika rusange. Ahari umuntu azatera imbere buhoro buhoro. Kurugero, abagabo bafite ubushobozi bwo gukaraba Saucepan.
5. Umugabo ntabwo yihanganira imyanda. Mmm ... Nuko, ku tunyabuzima yamaze, unchitudo. "Muka, muka, bazanye ikintu, uri umunyabwenge cyane! .. yewe! Yahimbwe! Imyanda ninzira nziza yo kwirwanaho. abambuzi ikibi batoroka nawe - na mwembi butwereka bo na packages kwihanganira na kutwezaho Herring - ni ngombwa inganda mu buryo nko byanduye. Noneho, umugabo araturinda adakoresheje imbaraga - usibye imbaraga zo kutumva icyifuzo cyoroheje: "Indobo-Oh!"
6. Umugabo afasha kugabanya umubare wimpanuka. Kuberako kubwibyo ugomba kwambara umutuku. Nibura gukundana kugirango aguha uburenganzira bwo kureba abandi bose. Kuberako niba wambaye beige cyangwa turquoise - Ntazigera rwose ashoboye kugusobanura mumagambo yabwiye abapolisi niba wabuze gitunguranye. Nuburyo abanebwe kubatandukanya, aba bari kumwe na turquoise. Nibyiza, kandi muriyi salle itukura uzabona uhereye kumuriro. Abashoferi baratinda. Birasa nkaho utekereza ko uri ku munsi.
7. Umugabo Wagura ubumenyi bwacu bwa entropy. Noneho watekereje neza icyo entropipy ari? Nibyiza bihagije gutandukana nintangiriro ya kabiri ya dormordynamic? Ariko ubumenyi bwose bukomeye bwinyungu nimyitozo. Bisobanura: Reba imyitwarire yicyumweru cyiza - kandi ntushobora kurengera gusa inzego zijyanye na rapids ya entropy, ariko kandi zinashyiraho igitabo-epic kuri we, hamwe na balletto icyarimwe.
8. Kandi umugabo atezimbere inganda-vodka inganda hamwe no gutinya psychologue. Kandi gereranya ikiguzi cyamasomo ya psychotherapy nigiciro cya zeru-bitanu bidakanguye muri antidepression! Kandi inganda za voor-vodka ntabwo ari foromaje yumwanzi hamwe nimyenda. Kandi nta charlatans ifite uburiri. Nibikomokaho, hafi, gakondo. Ubuvuzi, ugomba kubyemera, ntabwo ufite impande. Nibyiza, haracyari amahitamo-urumuri hari tanker. Umuntu nawe arabakora, nabo ntibashaka kuguma nta kazi.
9. Ukoresheje inzira kubyerekeye kwinjiza. Umuntu atanga uburyo bwiza cyane bwo pansiyo Umwuga bishobora bakora bihebuje. Aribyo, kwandika amajwi no gukora amahugurwa ku ngingo "1001 yo gutsinda ubunebwe bw'abagabo." Cyangwa mini-imfashanyigisho nka "uburyo bwo gukora umugabo gukuraho inzu." Kandi nta ko inzira zose akunda, mu by'ukuri, umanuke ikibazo existential "gute kwigisha ifarasi kuguruka." Mu kintu, ko igikorwa uturuka tutizigamye bishobora kureba iherezo!
10. Umugabo wumunebwe atera umugore. Kuri buri kintu cyose, ariko ahanini mugushakisha. Urugero, gushaka umugabo nshya, gushaka a cat, gushaka ubwawe. Kandi ibi byose arashaka mubisanzwe nyuma yo guterwa ibihuru ibihumbi mirongo ine yijimye, bigera ku butunganye kandi ko ubushobozi bwose - kuva ingona yaka mbere yo kubaka inzu y'amagorofa abiri ...
Kandi hano, we, kimwe ukubiri ipanu ku, kwandika dissert ku entropy, na manual n'ibindi ku ubunebwe gabo, giturumbuka asobanukiwe Zen mu buryo bwimbitse ze zose n'ubugari. Ipamba yumukinyi umwe ni iki? Nibyo, hano, mubyukuri, yicaye kuri sofa yawe! N'amatwi. Kandi ntibishoboka gukora ikintu na kimwe. Niki ushobora gukora hamwe nipamba yumukimbo umwe? Mutekerezeho gusa. Yifuzwa kuva muburebure bwa vertex iyo ari yo yose ya Himalaya. Mugihe cyo gusobanukirwa nukuri, umugore yimuka cyane mugutezimbere urwego rutaha.
Rero, ubushakashatsi bwacu bwerekana neza ko umugabo ari uburyo bwihindagurika bugira uruhare mu kugera ku kumurikirwa byuzuye. Ninde wahannye ubunebwe budahagije - Nibyiza, mumbabarire: birashoboka, Karma aracyafite gukora!