Umutuku mwiza nostalgia? Mbega ikibi! Niba urebye ibintu byawe byo mu bwana neza kandi mubyukuri, urashobora kubona ibikoresho bya firime imwe iteye ubwoba ... Twari dufite ibintu byinshi cyane byerekanaga ko bitangaje, nkuko byari bitangaje ko byaratangaje. Nubwo nyuma - niba na none, kubunyangamugayo - nanone bivugwa! ;)
Ibisimba
Batugezeho kugeza uburyo butandukanye bwa sisitemu iteye ubwoba no gutura ahanini munsi yigitanda. Ndetse no inyuma yibirama byashoboraga kwihisha. Abahigi basohotse bafite umwijima. Ariko, ku byishimo ryiza, ntibashoboye kugarura uwazamutse munsi yigitambaro kandi nkuko yari akwiye gufungwa. Byari ngombwa kutagaragaza ibice byose, ariko nabyo birashoboka kuguma nta hego.Nyirarume yakaga
Noneho "ababyeyi beza" beza "bagerageje. Byongeye kandi, ikintu kishyize mu gaciro cyari iki gihe mu ikabutura: "Uzaba mubi wenyine - ko sogokuru afite umufuka uzatora (umusirikare n'uburame)." Batinyaga maniacs, ntibatwigishije na gato. Ubwoba rero bwajyanywehoho bushobora kuba buturwa mumwana wa Soviti ufite kwizerwa kubintu byose bidahwitse.
Intambara ya Atomic
Mu masomo akwiye, twe, birumvikana ko twashingiraga ubutwari ku "mpapuro zitwikiriye no kumeneka mu irimbi". Kandi nyamara iturika rya kirimbuzi - oya, oya, oya! - Buri wese muri twe yatinyaga hysterics. Ikarito nka "Bosnogo-Amaguru Gene" cyangwa "imva yinsare", niyo twatunyuranye nishuri, byatumye ubucuruzi bwacu bufite impamyabumenyi.
Perezida w'umunyamerika
Mu ruhare rwanditse kuri buto itukura no gusohora igisasu cya kirimbuzi ku mahoro yacu, perezida wa Amerika uteye ubwoba kandi uteye ubwoba kandi uteye ubwoba avuga ko ari umwana w'Abasoviyeti. Turashimira ibinyamakuru, twese twari muri ibyo bikaba byaranze byumwihariko byirabura ryabajijwe. Ndetse twandikiye tugamije kwirinda intambwe nkiyi idafite ishingiro. Ibyo byatangazwa no kumenya "imigambi yabo".Mama azapfa
Ko ibyo ntibibaho, hari tekinike yubuhanga yapimwe nibisekuru byinshi byabana. Ubwa mbere, niba umuntu yaje kuri ukuguru - rwose ukeneye byihuse gukora ikintu kimwe nawe. Icya kabiri, ni ngombwa cyane gukurura neza ibice muri asfalt hamwe ningingo zisako. Kandi byifuzwa kutaganira mu kirere ... ariko, ibi ntibizanze bikunze muri ibi byemewe.
Amahano yo gutwara
Isi yakuze Mainlil, ariko yagize ubwoba agatsiko k'akaga gatanye. Muri lift, yaguye muri lift: rwose izakomeza cyangwa umugozi uzavunika. Muri sitasiyo ya Metro, Escalator ntabwo ikubabaza hamwe n'imbunda munsi y'amenyo yawe y'icyuma. Tutibagiwe nabi na sovieti yoroheje yerekana icyitegererezo. Ni ibihumbi n'ibihumbi by'amazu yashoboraga gukizwa niba noneho muri metero yacu igihagararo ku ihame rinyuranye - Kohereza!
Inzozi mu buzima
Kimwe mu bintu biteye urugo cyane ni amashyiga ya gaze. Ikiyoka uko bimeze. Aratwika, niba adatwitse, kandi icyo gukora uramutse ugarutse murugo ufite urufunguzo rwamavuta mbere yuko mama ava kukazi? Kandi ugomba gushyuha isupu? Igisubizo cyukuri: Shakisha muri firigo "ubucuti". Rimwe na rimwe, kandi ibintu bidakora, bisa nkaho byangiza neza. Ubwoko bwa DADNOYE TUBE muburyo bwa toothhast yuzuye, bikabura amabati. Ntushobora kumenya icyo akora nijoro.Ukuboko gutukura
Iteye ubwoba muri tereviziyo
TV - mubyukuri, inshuti nziza, guha amakarito murugero, ariko rimwe na rimwe hashobora kwerekana bimwe "binyuze muri ikibaya cya Ski". Kandi byose, muraho, gusinzira nijoro. Kandi terefoni zimwe na zimwe zifite ubwoba, nubwo bisa nkaho bitaremewe neza kubwiyi ntego. Kurugero, ishusho imwe yubwoko. Nibyiza, urabyibuka, yego, ibi ntibyibagiwe.Abaganga
Adriste iteye ubwoba cyane ni amenyo. ARTCAL ARTCHAIR yari imashini yo kwica urubozo. Kandi ntabwo ari urusaku rwibibi gusa, ariko kandi umunuko wihariye winama y'Abaminisitiri wateje icyifuzo cyo guhunga vuba, udahagarara kandi utareba hirya no hino. Ariko, gukomera kwinuba hamwe nijisho ryiza rya gatatu kandi birakaze: "Fungura umunwa, vuga a - a" haracyari abo batazi. Rimwe na rimwe, nyina yahindutse igisimba - igihe yagerageje gushyira umuheto cyangwa ubukungu mu zuru n'izuru.
Abarezi
Hooligans
Gukubita abanyeshuri bo mu mashuri yisumbuye - gutunganya, bategereje Maleyavak kuzenguruka imfuruka y'amashuri maze bajugunya amagufwa yabo ku gituza. Cyangwa kunyeganyega mu mufuka wa ttifle. Kandi twatinye kubwira ababyeyi. Ntibitinya kuruta kwiruka ku cyunamo, kwari ukubona ikirango "stukach" ...Urungano
Ariko mubyukuri, niba utekereza cyane, hanyuma uruzitiro rwa vitaki kuva kuri umunani - "a" biteye ubwoba, inyenyeri "nisanduku" nisanduku ku ruziga - kwari ugucirwaho iteka. Umuhungu nukwerekana ko ari umunyantege nke na Mamajniki umuhungu, cyane cyane imbere yumukobwa. Umukobwa agomba kwibukwa kuri Hammashiki w'ibicucu, hafi ya milfs. Ndetse no kuba imyanda, abantu bose baseka ... hafi ya twese hamwe hari ukuntu duhuye nubugome bwikipe - kandi muri twe tutigeze twemera ubwacu ko "nyagasani Muh" atari hyperbole na meterbole ?