Wigeze ubona maniac? Afite amaso atukura, kuko nijoro atera intambara yo guteka kuri enterineti kandi akigisha ibyuma kugirango bumve ubwoko bwa turmeric. Afite intoki zo gutwika no gukata - ibikomere byakozwe - bikomoka ku kuntu nta muntu wigeze amwigisha ko icyuma kiri mu biganza, kandi ashaka kugabanya vuba kandi neza seleri nka mu videwo. Afite ubwoba kandi ararakara, kuko abandi bose bizera impano ye, cyangwa bakabangamiye gusa kubahiriza igikoni mu gikoni. Nibyiza, muri rusange - uri muri Vicknie gusa - Gutera ibihangano, hanyuma abandi bantu bazarya!
Sobanukirwa nuko bruschetta yinjiye, mubyukuri ariroroshye.
Icyiciro cya mbere
Wanze rwose ibikomoka kuri kimwe cya kabiri, udusimba hamwe na chip yangiza. Kuva ubu, ingo zawe zizagira ibiryo biryoshye kandi bizima kubiryo fatizo byateguwe nibisubizo bya kera. Kandi nanone nabyo. Homemade akureba hamwe na kare nabi kandi utanga.
Icyiciro cya kabiri
Usibye kumenya guteka, nkurubanza runaka, ugomba kwishimira. Mu minota 20, usige inkoko n'imboga kuri gride - erega, indege ni iki?
Ntabwo. Utangira kuri crichat mugikoni. Wirukanye hanze yabatowe bose. Kunywa hariya isaha imwe hamwe na kirenga. Cyangwa bibiri.
Kandi ntacyo bitwaye ko inkoko ivuye hamwe nimboga iracyagaragara. Iyi ni inkoko mbi cyane, nubwa kabiri, naho icya kabiri, ntabwo akiri umugezi wa sileni, ariko ndetse ndetse na Stegu muri Gascon.
Icyiciro cya gatatu
Ufite "ibiryo bya corona." Kandi ibi ntabwo ari isupu ya gascon. Ntabwo. Wakomeje. Iyi ni ikaramu nyayo, buri ntambwe yo kwitegura isaba intambwe ibanziriza. Val imwe yuburusiya muri sosi ya cream.
Isosi iri kwitegura mu isafuriya itandukanye. Kugirango ubitegure, ugomba kugira umufa wurugo rwinkoko. Kandi kugirango asunike umufa, ni ngombwa kwibira (!) Inkoko yinkoko mu itanura.
Umuntu usanzwe aha hantu uzatangira kubyimba na gari ya gare. Kuberako atagomba "gushidikanya", ahubwo yo kurya ikirere, no kurya "hano." Ariko ninde uvuga ninde muntu usanzwe? Mu mpera z'icyumweru gishize, wumye Inkerangoma icumi mu kabuza za stroid, zirahagarika litiro 10 z'umugore ukwiye, bityo rero witeguye umuntu uwo ari we wese.
Icyiciro cya kane
Urumva ko ubuzima buri hejuru, neza, cyangwa, uko byagenda kose, ingeso zubuzima: umuhogo wawe ukosoye kuva mu kanwa ka steroid mubyukuri. Broiler ntabwo yagiriye nabi, kandi biragaragara kandi, nkukuri ko utabonye imigezi ya broiler.
Yoo, basohoka ahantu muri Gascona cyangwa provence. Ntarengwa ushobora kuboneka mu Burusiya - Umudugudu wishimye, umeze ku murambo wa nyampinga wa Olempike. Zhiliyshi, kandi yuzuye icyubahiro gituza.
Kuba ugomba guteka nyampinga olempike kugeza ku minsi yawe irangiye, ntabwo yongeraho ibyiringiro, ariko bigomba kumvikana nawe: Gasko nubwo ari byiza, ariko kure.
Icyiciro cya gatanu
Mu gikoni, umanika igitabo cyibitabo byibitabo. Udukoryo two kuri enterineti ntikinyurwa nawe, kandi ntigihungabanya kubika mudasobwa igendanwa cyangwa tablet kumeza yigikoni - ahora asinziriye. Isomero ryanyu rihagarariwe na EDITIONS Ubwoko bubiri - Ibitabo witegura (akenshi bisa nkimpu zishingiye ku guteka kubisigazwa) nibitabo byiza bitoroshye. Ibitabo byiza byamateka bigira mubuzima bwawe uruhare rumwe nkikinyamakuru porunogarafiya yubudage munsi yumusego mumusigiti wa munani.
Bruschetta mubyiciro ku gitambaro cy'igitambaro, ukina bun ku isahani y'ibiti, nkaho uhuye n'ifu, kumwenyura sibas zikaranze, bikagusebya ahantu h'uruhande rwa "Twig" wa Rosemary. Mmm ... by the way, ntabwo ari ugutangira kurasa sybas?
Icyiciro cya gatanu
Igihe kirageze! Ufata amashusho y'ibiryo mubyiciro byose byo guteka kwe. Mbere yo gushyira igitambaro cy'igitare, birumvikana. Hanyuma ushireho interineti. Mu ibanga, utekereza ko mugihe gito cyo gutangaza igitabo cyawe.
Yoo, sybas akimara kureremba mwisi nini, nawe utangaze ubona ko kuri enterineti hariya uri Dofiga. Kandi kubwimpamvu runaka. Kandi yego. Bafite kandi igitambaro cy'igitare. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!!!
Icyiciro cya gatandatu
Kwiheba kugirango wige ikintu gishya kuri net (neza, ni iki ibicucu bishobora kuri sybaami, ugiye kujya mwishuri rya shobuja kuri chef. Guteka bine (mubisanzwe byabyaye byabyaye byubwana cyangwa umugore wubwenge) avugana nawe mu kinyabupfura, ariko akonje. By'umwihariko, birasaba kwiga kubika icyuma mu ntoki.
Abaturanyi nabo ni ba snobs. Ntabwo ari abatetsi badahagije kuri bo. By'umwihariko, kubera ko udafite inyamanswa yawe (uburyo bwo kubaho udafite inyamanswa yawe ?!) Kandi ugura imboga muri supermarket. Imana ishimwe ko wagize ibitekerezo bihagije kutavuga ibyerekeye umurambo watetse wa nyampinga.
Icyiciro cya karindwi
Birababaje gato, urabona kunegura byubaka wiyubashye ugatangira kwitondera neza kugura ibicuruzwa. Urabona abicanyi. Biragaragara, bibiri, kubera ko Abayisilamu n'umwijima bashobora kugurwa n'abayisilamu, n'ingurube n'inka kuri steaks - mu barusiya b'abarusiya bo mu karere ka Lipetsk. Icyatsi gikwiye kiboneka mu bucuruzi bwa Baba Zina kuri Metro Ryazan Avenue. Inyanya? Nibyiza, biragoye rwose nibi, mugihe cyitumba, mugihe cyitumba, ntamuntu utanyuramo inkomoko ya erimba. Shakisha wenyine.
Muri icyo gihe, umubyimba wa Ahmed ubucuruzi ku isoko rya Izmailovsky, utlamushvanich - muri Chemushkinsky, umucuruzi w'inyanya - oya, ntituvuga aho acuruza. Guhaha noneho bifata umunsi wose. Guteka - amasaha abiri cyangwa atatu. Ni inzu? Oya, barya bucece muri McDonalds.
Icyiciro cya munani: Intsinzi
Mwese mwaragaragaye. Uri maniac yo guteka. Urimo gutegura ibyokurya bigoye bimubotsi hafi buri munsi. Uzi gutandukanya lentil itukura kuva kumuhondo, Ziru kuva kuri Kummin na Oregano kuva basilika. Uyobora blog yigihembo, kandi burimunsi abasomyi bashimira bamwiyandikishije, kandi abarakara nimivuviramo batiyandikishije. Urashaka rwose gutangaza igitabo gikenye kandi, ahari, fungura resitora yawe. HomeMade yinjira mu gikoni kuri timptoe, gusa iyo ubatumiye kumeza.
Ariko hariho ikintu kimwe utazi. Kandi duhatirwa guhumura amaso.
Ahantu hose mu nzu yawe, firigo nto yihishe yihishe ibiryo bibitswe.
Gusa tc-sc-s.