Inkorora itunguranye, Sofa yera, amakaramu yatose hamwe nindi tuto 18 idukurikirana buri kwezi.
1. Bakora mu bwiherero, bakanyunyuza ibibero, kuko usanzwe ubibyumva.
2. Hariho umuntu wintoki kandi abagambanyi bongorera mumatwi yawe: "Unyitegereze inyuma, ibintu byose bimeze neza ?!"
3. Kuraho byoroshye ikoti yawe ku ntebe ukicaraho, wizeye ko ntamuntu uzabimenya ko wizewe mugihe ukize gusa.
4. Ishema ryishimye mu bwiherero no gusenga kugirango gasket itagwa mu ntoki aho wabihishe.
5. Twizere ko ntamuntu uzabona icyo umuntu ahangayikishijwe nyuma yo guhaguruka kumutwe wera.
6. Tera cyane (hanyuma ugacukana) mu bwogero kugirango uhishe uruzitiro ruva mu kurambika. Kandi avuza ingano yumurwanyi waka! Kumara kuri metero 100 zumvise!
7. ubwoba bwo guhagarika mu mwanya, kubera ko gari ya dile isa nkaho ari ugusenya kuri buri ntambwe.
8. Kandi hamwe nibibazo byawe byose bikabuza chai nyayo. Kuberako ninde uzi icyo ashobora kuganisha. Ni ukuvuga, twese turabizi.
9. Umutuku no kwinginga, baza umukobwa kuva mu ishami rikurikira, yaba afite Tapon yinyongera. Kandi araguha munsi yameza. Eka kandi ntihagire - gucuruza gari ya moshi ebyiri.
10. Kwerekana ibitangaza byubuhanga, bigoreka igisibo kidateganijwe kuva kumpapuro zumusarani, kuko ufite ibisanzwe nawe, mubisanzwe, oya. Ndashimira Paranae - iyi gasanduku irarambiwe na matelas nziza.
11. Twicaye ukuguru, twizeye guhagarika ibidashoboka guhagarara. Ariko ibyiringiro birakomeye.
12. Uraryama hamwe na gabo ikomeye cyane, ariko hanyuma mugitondo ubyuka murubu buryo, nkaho umuntu ava muburiri.
13. Waba warashenywe gusa? Cyangwa biracyari ikintu kibi cyane cyabaye nyuma? Mana, ibyuya cyangwa bibi cyane ?! Icyuya cyangwa ibibi? !!!
14. Mugihe habaye gusa, twanditse ibice bibiri byipantaro. Abashakanye b'inyongera bazaguha iminota ibiri idakenewe kugirango wishimire mubyabaye biteye ubwoba.
15. Guca mu musarani, reba impapuro z'umusarani - ni kangahe?
16. Yego, iyi ni ibyiyumvo bidasanzwe kandi bidasobanutse mugihe ureba gasket - uruvange rwubwibone nisoni.
17. Kwambara tampon birebire kurenza uwabikoze inama. Syndrome yubumara, Bla Bla Bla, mbega itandukaniro, tuzapfa, ariko uri umunebwe cyane kubihindura.
18. Wambare ipantaro yumukara mu kimenyetso cyicyunamo kuri ayo magi yose ntabwo byari ingirakamaro. Mubyukuri, kuberako bidashoboka gukaraba umweru. Nta kintu na kimwe, harimo aside hydrochloric.
19. Nongeye ukande kuri buto ya flush, kandi ibintu byose ntabwo byogejwe.
20. Wambare ikintu cyarambuye kandi giggy, urumva umwuka, nawo utakaza lisansi.
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