"Niki, ndibaza igitambaro? Kandi he, bishimishije, ubwonko bwanjye? " Urakwibaza hamwe nijwi ryijimye rya pirchka, ureba kubitekerezaho mu gikombe cya gatandatu cya kawa. Kandi ubwonko ntibugusubiza ikintu icyo ari cyo cyose. Ashaka mbere ya shokora, hanyuma inyanja - kandi ntabwo ijambo rimwe rigoye: "Wang Ma ibinyobwa, Pliz!" Kandi bashaka guhanga. Ntabwo ubabaye, ubwonko bwumye. Urya shokora kandi ukirinda aya mabwiriza.
1. gukuramo amakuru mashya
Hano hari. Ntukihutire na kaseti ya gace. Inshuti muguhagarara hagati yibiribwa bidafite ishingiro buri gihe inkuru za paradoxical hamwe namahuza ashimishije. Fata! Urabona ingingo kuri iyo ngingo - Kubika. Duhura nubuvanganzo bwiza - gufata. Kandi yabyaye byose! Mugihe kimwe cyiza cyane, umubare wicyamamare, usanzwe uzamuka mumatwi yawe, inkoni - kandi zijya mu bwiza.Kuki, mubyukuri, Mendeleev arota ameza azwi? Nibyo, kuko yamaze gukusanya imizigo nkiyi ko ubwonko budashobora kudahagarara neza kugirango bisobanuke. No hanze yasaga nkubumaji "kanda".2. Gukubita ubwonko
Niba ufite amahirwe yo kuruhuka, hanyuma uruhuke, bose bajugunya. Ariko niba ukeneye kubyara amahitamo icumi kubintu byiza-byiza-byiza nonaha - kugenda cyane, unywe PU-ibihe byose uzasangamo ibyo uzabona hose. Reka ntihagire n'umwenda. Bazi ko umwuka wa kabiri nyuma yibihumbi bya verisiyo ntoya byanze bikunze nkuwa gatanu.
Ukuri gutera imbere. Gukusanya garama ijana yubuki, inzuki zisaba kuguruka kilometero zigera kuri 46.000. Iyi ni iyi si yacu na ekwateri. N'umurizo.3. Ntujugunye "Slag"
Abashidikanya bashitani basabye kwiyita "Govnoye". Ushaka - Nahamagaye neza. Ariko ntukabe umufasha kandi ntugahindure izuru: "Nibyo, iki gitekerezo ntabwo ari imyaka itanu hamwe na wongeyeho, nzahita ubijugunya iteka ryose." Fata ibintu byose byahimbwe, hanyuma ucane ibirundo binini. Noneho muri ubwo bupfura ... mm, umucanga - birashobora kumera rimwe na rimwe bishimishije.4. Andika byose
5. Kuruhuka
Ntugahumura, udahinduka. Kora injyana, ukurikije MELISODE. Yakoze ishyaka ridasanzwe - kurangaza. Mugihe wagonze injangwe, laiking yeretika cyangwa masshay hamwe na dumbbell, mumirasire yijimye yihuta ko wataye iyi mpimbano.6. Tegereza umuraba
Ibitekerezo nibiremwa rusange. Gake. Kenshi - abashakanye, na kenshi - imikumbi. Kimwe kurindi ... hanyuma bakajya izuba rirenze, kandi, muhobera. Wibuke ko "noneho umubyimba, noneho ubusa" nibisanzwe, ntabwo ari ubwoba.
7. Kandi ubwoba - nanjye inshuti
Byuzuye, ibintu byose bibaho, nko muri firime zubucucu kubyerekeye kutabogama kwa Bomb mumasegonda yanyuma. Muri ako kanya, iyo umutima umaze kuvuga uti: "Uraho, umuvandimwe wa Polar wa Ssess, yewe uko uhindagurika!" - Induru y'ubwonko: "Kuri ubu! Pave! Eureka! " Niba rero uzigama amafarashi atatu yera: Dateline, na Zeitono, na Zugnzang - nibagutware.8. Gari ya moshi ku njangwe
Niba hafi yamahitamo icumi yizina ryikiraro muri wewe ntabwo wimukira umugozi uwo ariwo wose, mugihe cyo kuba kuri iyi kirango yicyakira. Tuzishyurwa. Ujya mu bwiherero - sochin "inzira 10 zo gusukura amenyo." Ujya kugendana n'imbwa - imbeho "impamvu 10 zo gukuraho umupira wa nyirayo." Iyi ni uburyo burangaza. Chainsaws azashimishwa kandi azafata. N'umugozi uririmba.
9. umuswa no kubona buzz
Iyo bakangishije gukuramo igihembo - hano, birumvikana ko atari igikoma. Gerageza, nko muri iyo urwenya, humura kandi wishimire. Umukino umwe! Reka igice cyibitekerezo kibe umuhigi, utumvikana, urangishijwe - bizaguhuza n'imbaraga, kandi ibitekerezo ubwabyo bizatanga imbaraga. Ubuzima - ni mubyukuri ibicucu, kandi urunigi ni rzhaka.
10. Ushaka Guhanga
Ubu buryo ntabwo bwahimbwe na Vasya Pnokin, ariko Leonardo Da Vinci wenyine. Fata urupapuro, fata ibara ryoroshye, ufunga amaso - kandi ufite bike. Nibyo, Kalyaki-Malyaki, uko ikiganza ubwacyo kiragenda. Noneho uratekereza, shakisha amashyirahamwe - kandi wuzuze igishushanyo, ukurikije ibyo nabonye muri yo. Doodle yitiriwe Leonardo afasha kubohora ububiko bukungahaye.11. Dufata mubantu - urafata
Muri vacuum, ijwi ntirikoreshwa kandi ibitekerezo ntibyoze. Iga uburambe bw'abanywanyi. Oya, iyi ntabwo ari ubujura. Ntabwo wandukuye, sibyo? Urashobora: a) Kunoza no guteza imbere igitekerezo cyabo; b) gutanga ibi bitandukanye rwose, munsi yinguni itandukanye; c) ingorane no kuvuguruza.
12. Hindura imbere
Birashoboka ko ukeneye gukora cyane kandi byiza, twakekaga? Kandi hafi ye hari ukuntu Nehlyo. Nibyiza, "ugomba gukora ibyiza mu bibi, kuko bitagikora." Bibi cyangwa birambiranye ntukirengagize. Ubishyire hejuru. Muri cake ya yard - Gahunda y'ibidukikije izazamuka. Nahamali autile Valya ukomoka mu igorofa ya kabiri - umushinga "abaturanyi beza" bazavuka.
13. Umva ibiganiro
Niki utavuga abantu muri minibus! Cyane cyane hamwe no gutanga mobile, iyo bisa nkaho ari bonyine hano. Iri jwi ryabantu ryatoranijwe mubushakashatsi bwabashakashatsi, ibyifuzo byabantu byuzuye kandi byibanga, ndetse rimwe na rimwe ndetse no muburyo butandukanye.14. Muganire
Bombard nyirakuru, mwishywa n'umusatsi. Bazaguha fidbek nziza. Ubwa mbere, reba vuba gusa kukibazo. Icya kabiri, bazahindura ubushobozi bwawe bwo kumvikana nabandi bose.
15. kuba ubuzima
Ubwa mbere, biragaragara: ibitekerezo bikunze kuza kuri podiyumu cyangwa hagati ya pisine. Icya kabiri, biragoye cyane kurema mugihe ufite izuru, usimbura igitutu, amashyiga ya Lomit hanyuma umurizo ugwa. Wiyiteho, Umugaba Wowe! Uracyaza mubumuntu.