Numwanya wabaye nkenerwa cyane kuburyo umukobwa usanzwe cyangwa umuhungu ugereranije gakondo agasuka irungu na Heartines ye amarira, snot na vodka. Kandi kubabara cyane kubwibyo. Niki gitangaje rwose - gerageza gusuka snot na vodka, Pilaf. Hanyuma ugerageze kubirya.
Biteye ishozi, yego? Hamwe n'irungu, ikintu kimwe nuko isa neza iteye ubwoba hamwe nibihe byiburyo bihinduka ibiryo. Noneho, turimo kwitegura neza. Irungu riragenda neza:
Hamwe na pepper
Abantu badafite inshingano zikomeye ku musego uri hafi ntibagarukira gusa kubishoboka kugirango bongereho ubuzima buke mubuzima bwabo, yaba parashute gusimbuka cyangwa tatouage muburyo bwa dickery kuri padi. Abandi bantu bose bahatirwa gusomana mbere yigitanda hamwe no kugira ngo hatabaho: "Mbega dike, yewe otherenel, cyangwa niki?".
Hamwe no mu nyanja
Niba usize inyuma yumutwe, kubabajije ntari kumwe kugirango umuntu umwe ikiguzi cyinyanja zishyuha zigabanuka byibuze kabiri, ariko zikomeje kuba umunota umwe kumvikana, ariko iminsi mikuru yo kwicara, kureba kuri Ubururu, kwirengagiza ibintu byaho, cyangwa ubundi. Tutibagiwe ishyaka ry'umuntu ku nshuro ya mbere mu buzima bwe ntabwo yagiye muri tula hamwe na Samovar, Turukiya hamwe na Animator we no muri Tayilande hamwe na trailand hamwe na transvestite ye.
Hamwe na benshi
Mu kigereranyo cy'ijanisha ry'abagore b'abaseribateri, nk'ubutegetsi, urasa neza kuruta gushyingirwa. Kandi aho hano ntabwo abantu bonyine ari bo "ku isoko" kandi bahatirwa kwirinda mu ijwi "byagenda bite se niba igiti cy'imyanda?". Ikigaragara ni uko abantu bonyine bagaburira ibyo bakeneye umubiri wabo, kandi nta mpamvu bagomba guhora barya amabuye, kandi bizana. Byumvikana, muburyo, kwangirika. Cyangwa umugabo. Cyangwa byombi.
Hamwe na caviar yumukara
Imibare idakwiye ivuga ko bafite ubugunge benshi batsinda neza. Niki, muri rusange, ntabwo bitangaje - mubipimo byubwenge rwose, umuntu udakeneye kudoda ijoro na panda ya shelegi na alexander Nevsky nandi matungo ".
Hamwe no gutukwa mugitondo
Ikime cya mugitondo nikimenyetso cyiteka cyubwisanzure. Gusa abantu bafite irungu barashobora gusohoka mu gitondo mu murima gusa, guhumeka amabere yuzuye, guhumeka amabere yuzuye bagahitamo: Ndantegereje, nk'urugero, inshuti ziri muri mink ku nkombe yegereye? Nyuma yibyo, basimbukira mu makimbirane yegereye kandi nimugoroba basubitsweho kugira ngo bamenagure muhobera hamwe na Gomel Yukuri Samba.
N'amagi
Byumvikane, birumvikana, rustic, ariko ubuzima ni bugufi, birakwiye kugerageza byose. Bitinde bitebuke umuntu azahumura kashe yawe, kandi uzareba ibintu byishimishije gusa muri firime zuburiro. Yego, kandi ibyo - byimazeyo.
Munsi yubwoya
Umuntu wigunze afite ingwate yemewe n'Itegeko Nshinga, uburenganzira bwo kugura igikapu ku mushahara utandatu wa buri kwezi. Cyangwa ikoti ryubwoya kuri bitandatu kuri buri mwaka. Nta ngaruka zidasanzwe mubintu byo murugo. Umugabo wubatse mubihe bisa, byibuze, umunsi wahura numusatsi wamenetse, uhinduka umusatsi kandi wumvikanyeho umusatsi kandi wumvikanye cyane kuburyo Imana itahaye ubwonko.
Imigati
Ibi nibyo bishimishije cyane, birashoboka cyane. Imvugo yubuhanga "inzu yanjye ni igihome cyanjye" kiba impamo. Ninde wigeze yumva nyirubwite munzu ye ntashobora gushima ubunini bwiki kuki. Amasaha atandatu mubwiherero hamwe nigitabo? Yego byoroshye. Nta ipantaro hamwe numutwe wanduye? Ndi jyenyine kandi ntishimye, shaken (hee hee). Inkingi ku butegetsi bwuzuye? Nibyo, kandi ntamuntu ufite umutwe. N'abaturanyi? ... kandi abaturanyi bamva umuziki mwiza gusa. Barabishaka cyangwa batabishaka.
Isosi iryoshye kandi ryiza
Irungu rigira uruhare mu gice cyiza cya Eclecticism. Iminsi itatu ntasinziriye, iminsi itatu yo gusinzira, ibihe bibiri "byatakaye" icyumweru, kugirango nububiko budasohoka - aho ababuranyi bahatiwe Kora ubwoko runaka bwo gusubiza ubwumvikane kandi ufate nkatanzwe.
Mu butobe bwayo
Irungu ubwaryo - hafi imwe yonyine ni amahirwe yawe yo kuganira numuntu uzi ubwenge nta hanze. Wige kubaho, ntamuntu, usibye wowe ubwawe, ntabwo arira, nintambwe yo hejuru kumazi yahanamye yo kwihaza. Ariko umugore wiboneye rwose arashobora gufata igihembo cyingirakamaro muri tombora, aho abagabo bafite irungu bakinwa.
