Kurambagiza ibintu ni nkibirusiya roulette. Rimwe na rimwe, bihuye n'umutima w'umwambi w'amahumu, rimwe na rimwe ... ahantu runaka, ahandi hantu utariteguye kuri iyo mpinduka na gato!
Gukoresha ubusa
Yakiriye ibaruwa yabera imwe, kubisobanuro bya fiziki, umukandida wa siyanse. Igitekerezo guhita uhura. Nakoraga muri iki kigo nsaba kuza ku muyoboro wa Griboedov. FORADE MUNES SENSECEST NA HIMPPACK, nta minota itanu, abadafite aho baba. Ahita abaza ati: "Kuri njye cyangwa kuri njye?" Ndavuga, hari ukuntu nahise nhita ... sobanura ko imibonano mpuzabitsina itazabaho muri iki gihe, ihinduka mu maso kandi ikaba ihinduka mu buryo bubi! ", Kuruhuka n'amababi ...Zodiac ntabwo ivuga
Yemeye guhura. Mu gitondo, ibintu byose byari bigikenewe, ahamagara anasezeranya kugenda, ariko asubiza asubira mu masaha yageje - atangaza ko uyu munsi yifuzwa ku materaniro n'abagore b'ikimenyetso cyanjye . Ntekereza ko bikonje. Ariko nyuma y'ibyo, ntiyigeze ashira! Yitwa inshuro nkeya, yavuze ko nakoze imiterere kandi mpindura iteganyagihe ... Natangajwe nuko batabaye impamo.
Gukusanya imbaraga
Imwe nyuma yigihe cyinzandiko navuze ko kuvugana kurubuga, ikusanya ingufu zisambanya, hanyuma zihinduka ibihangano byubuhanzi. Muri icyo gihe, yahamagaye muri kamere. Yaba ibihuru bihumeka, yaba agiye kwandika ahantu nyaburanga ako kanya.Guhanga valentine
Birasa nkaho umuhungu usanzwe yari asanzwe, nanditse neza, yavuganye neza, kumashusho ibyiza ... Muri make, twemeye guhura kumunsi w'abakundana. Nashyikirijwe rero valentine, wari ufatanye n'amacupa y'ubwoko bumwe na divayi! Kubera iyo mpamvu, nagiye mu rugo munsi ya balkoni, naryamye mu gisaya kandi nangiza inkweto nshya ya Suede.
Ikibazo
Imwe mu rubuga rumwe ruturutse kurubuga rwo gukundana, haje kubaho rimwe, yahise atanga ikibazo cyo gukora imibonano mpuzabitsina. Gutegereza wibuke ... "Niki ukeneye gukora kuburyo wahise ubishaka?" Naguye. Nibyiza, biragaragara ko atari ibyo wakoze :)Nkunda kugira isoni
Niyandikishije kurubuga rwambere rwo gukundana mubuzima bwanjye. Byari ngombwa kwandika ikintu kuri Inglice. Nahise ngirana na enterineti. Yasabye umukobwa we kubyandikira. "Mubyukuri?" - Ndasubije: "Ukuri". Nibyo, yaranditse ati: Sinabigenzuye, amabaruwa yajyanye na Jamb. Bidasanzwe byose: Bandika ko bateka neza ko amazu yo mu rugo ... Ntekereza ko aribyo. Noneho ibitekerezo byari bifite bihagije kugirango uhindure umwirondoro wanjye. Kandi niho handitswe: Umunebwe, nkunda kurya kandi neza ubuzima. Uruhinja rwumutwe nk'uwo wakiriwe. Na we: "Mamusik, urareba gusa amafaranga ushaka kukugaburira!"
Ahantu
Umukunzi wanjye, umukobwa mwiza, mwiza, nyuma yo kurangiza amashuri, yagiye mumujyi muto mukarere ka Paskov. Twabiyandikishije "gukundana". Banditse ukuri kose, ifoto yasunitse uburenganzira, umujyi wagaragaje ibyo byose. Mu mezi abiri, yanditse muri maritariya imwe gusa, muri uyu mujyi bibaho mu ngendo z'ubucuruzi ... Kugira ngo urwenya, twahinduye aho batuye mu bibazo. Enlande ya Enlande, Tampere. Ifoto yasigaye imwe. Hanyuma aragenda, aragenda! Basutseho bahiye hamwe n'ibitekerezo, banditse ku karere kose k'uwahoze ari USSR. Kubera iyo mpamvu, yashatse neza ... kuri mugenzi wawe kukazi.Aho kuba amashusho
Nicaye ku kazi, ntakintu cyo gukora, ndahuye buhoro buhoro muri ICQ. Umuntu akomanga. Dutangira kuvugana. Nahisemo kwiga byinshi kubyerekeye imvugo yawe - kandi nzi ko uyu ari mugenzi we. Kandi ntiyabitekereje. Ku kazi, ntabwo yari adasanzwe, umwijima, kandi hano biratanga, Mama ntabwo yaka. Umunsi w'akazi urangiye, yaranditse ati: "Uri umuvugizi ushimishije, ndashaka kureba uko ureba. Guta ifoto yawe ". Nanjye ndi: "Kandi icyo najugunyagura ... hindura umutwe neza!" Yahinduye umutwe, maze mpumura ukuboko nk'umunyamabanga mukuru hamwe na Mausoleum ...
Ibimenyetso bidasanzwe
Mu nama ya mbere, nyuma yo kwandikirana, twemeye guhura numukobwa mugice cyo guhaha. Ndamuhamagara: baravuga bati: RAZI, Peuriot yirabura 207, ategereje. Arasohoka, anyura mu modoka yanjye ... kandi yicaye cyane muri Nissan ya feza! Kandi afite isahani y'uruhushya afite nimero ya 207 ... yiruka kugira ngo ahangane n'ubunyage. Umusore wo muri Nissan, muri rusange, impano yo kuvuga yatakaye, ntabwo ijambo ryakomanze.Ghodimir
Twongeye kwandika, kubaka kandi muburyo tubona ko ari ngombwa guhura. Mubangikanye, ongera muri "Odnoklassniki" Kandi rero kuri ... Kandi buri munsi, Vladimir yakuwe mu bitekerezo byose, ashyira umujinya wumwirabura! Naguze imyenda mishya, kandi yarashize ... Ibi ni byo nari nkeneye kuvuga biteye ubwoba? Ndacyatekereza ... neza, ariko imyambarire ni myiza kuri njye!
Gukurura Dude
Nicaye kurubuga birababaje, umwuka kuri zeru, ubutumwa buza hano: "Muraho! Mbwira uburyo namenyerana nawe kugirango umenyere kugirango umenye neza inkingi zacu za magneti? " Ndarakaye cyane, ndarakara cyane hamwe n'inkingi zanjye ... Nanditse nti: "Ndashobora guhita mvuga nti: Baratandukanye!" Abarakaye bose bazimya mudasobwa igendanwa, hanyuma ndamurikirwa: inkingi zitandukanye zirakururwa! Nasubiye inyuma, nhita dundika icyarimwe: "Yoo, ibintu byamaganwe, ibintu bitandukanye birakururwa." Kuva icyo gihe, turi hamwe. Ingirakamaro rimwe na rimwe wibagirwa physics yishuri ...Oops ibyo ntabwo ari ibyawe
Mfite inzandiko zumuyaga na MCH, kandi ugereranije nsangira numukunzi wanjye. Kandi tumenyerewe na we kuva ishuri ryincuke, no kuganira kubasore bamenyereye ... mm, reka tuvuge, mu buryo butaziguye kandi dusetsa. Kandi kubwamahirwe ubutumwa bwinshuti muburyo bukwiye bwoherejwe kuriyi mch. Abakene! Nuburyo atigeze ashima ibyo nahishuye, abura na radar ako kanya.
Amafi yanjye
Ubushize kandi bwanyuma bwemeye guhura nyuma yinzandiko. Igihe cyagenwe kirasohoka, ndakonje - ntabwo ... nyuma yiminota 15 irahindukira iragenda. Arahamagara ati: "Uri he, urihe?" Njye: "Wari uri he?" We: "Yoo, natinze, amafi yo muri banki arekuwe. Yari imbeho ... "umwenda.Gushimisha Ornithology
Umugoroba wose iki gitangaza cyangize ubwoko runaka bwibisohoka ku mibanire y'abagabo. Abatazibagirana cyane: yagereranije abantu - kwitabwaho! - hamwe n'amasaka. Ati: "Umugabo umeze nk'isake agomba kwerekana ko ahoraho" n'ikintu cyerekeye imirizo ya cockpit no kwishyiriraho ... muri rusange, urwo rugendo rushimishije rwamaze amasaha abiri avuga. Mu nzira nagushimishije, mvuga ko mfite urwasaya rushimishije cyane. Hano hagomba kuba faispalt. Nagiye kuri elevator ...
Ni mu maso he?
Ibintu byose byagenze neza, kandi hano yatanze mubyanditswe mugihe runaka: "Urabizi, abagore bareba mu maso hanjye - kandi bahitamo kutanyatiranya ..." Nagize ubwoba. Ikintu cyakunze guhita. Kandi rero ushimishijwe cyane, n'ibiri ku muntu. Kwitegura inkuru iyo ari yo yose ibabaje ... kandi arasubiza ati: "Nibyiza, meze neza!"Kubarwa - gusebanya
Benshi, beza, bapfunyitse bose, gutanga - cafe, resitora. Hanyuma nyuma y'amezi abiri natanze: Urabizi, narabimenyesheje - imibanire yacu ihenze cyane, nahisemo ku bw'inguzanyo, urababazwa.
Intera inyuma itunguranye
Naje ku itariki ya mbere. Kandi arabyumva cyane, afite irabagirana mu maso ati: "Nagutumiye, nkeneye kugenda gato." Nibyiza, kugirango utungure ushobora kugenda. Nkigisubizo, twagendaga hafi amasaha umwe nigice tujya mu iduka rishe. Yanshyize mu ntebe barindiriye, arasohoka ati: "Funga amaso" - unshyire mu kanwa ka Rafael. Nariye, ntegereza aho gutungurwa. Kandi byaragaragaye ko ari we. Kuberako hari ukuntu muri inzandiko navuze ko ntigeze nduya muri bombo. Ahanini rero ntukunde neza! Maze ahitamo kurwanya ubunini bwo kurigurika. Kandi kugeza ubu twagendeye, kuko hariya bamukoreye aho, yarekuwe rimwe na rimwe amugirira impuhwe.
Gusimbuza ibicuruzwa
Mu yandi manza, yari umukobwa gusa n'ubwenge gusa, no mu nama - birakonje, mum. Kubera iyo mpamvu, yemeye ko yandikaga, n'umukunzi we, Lesbian ...Bisanzwe
Kubyemera kuri 18.00 muri cafe imwe. Natinze iminota 10 - kandi kuri 18.05 zakiriye ubutumwa: "Werekanaga ko usuzuguye. Abagore basanzwe baza mbere barantegereza! " Nyuma y'ukwezi kumwe, yanditse ko "Niteguye kumpa andi mahirwe." Ikigaragara ni uko "ibintu bisanzwe" bikabije ntabwo byafashwe ...
Carnim n'imyumvire
Ndaje Itariki ... kandi hariho GOPNIK Kamere hamwe na Byeri yo guteka hamwe nibikombe bibiri bya plastike! Nyakubahwa, umuvumo. Ibyo nabonye, simbizi, ariko ... Narebye - maze tubuza byeri ye ku ntebe y'u mvugo, bavuga ubuzima. Mbere y'urukundo, byanze bikunze, ntibyaje. Ariko iyo birambiranye, hari nande mu itsinda rya siporo rya beer!
Ibinini biryoshye
Umuntu umwe ku modoka nziza igice - kunjyana mu mujyi mbwira ikintu gishyuha ku buzima bwanjye. Nabonye ko ntamukunda, ariko ntiyifuzaga kundebera. Iki gitangaza cyabaye, yahise ansanga mu maboko ye ikibindi gifite ubuki. Yavuze ko kuva muri apiary ye. Byagenze bite?Urukundo Berozova
Umukobwa wumukobwa yaje mu nama. Umusore yajugunye igishimwe hamwe na birch, aramuha ati: Twishimiye ikiruhuko cy'impeshyi! Hanyuma yasabye kugendera ... muri bisi.
Lenka?
Bahuye n'ibisanzwe, kandi mu nama ikintu cya mbere yakoze - ishusho yanjye isa naho ari ishusho yanjye yari igiti cyanjye kandi narabajije: "EPE NK'IMYAKA, LANKA CYANE." Nyuma yo guhura no guhura, kandi mubyukuri nibaza impamvu ntashaka. Lenka, nkuko yabivuze, kubera impamvu runaka ntiyamushaka ...